The Sun Goddess Son
Chapter 12: Half-baked Prophet and Bouncing friend
Sakumo has his jaw on the floor not believing his eyes, Orochimaru is emotionless, Tsunade shook her head and left the room in search of some sake, Jiraya, Minato and Kushina on the other hand are rolling around laughing on the floor and Ammy had her face in her palms (she wasn`t to sure if she should cry or laugh).
The reason for those reactions was the scene in the living room before them. The self proclaimed god`s gift to man was trapped in a net. The 7th Celestial Envoy was trapped in a glass jar. All the while Kakashi sat there in the middle of the living room with torn up pillows, turned over trash, plush and wood toys, paint on the walls, fur blankets all around, torn up newspaper and Waka`s sword Pillow Talk lying on the floor around him.
Finally Ammy found her voice to ask the question that was on everyone`s minds. ˝What in the world happened here?˝
The two trapped beings looked at each other before they both pointed at each other. ˝It`s his fault.˝
Ammy glared at the two then she growled. ˝One at a time!˝
Kakashi beats his two babysitters before they can even say anything. ˝They fought.˝
Sakumo looks at his son. ˝They fought? What did they fight over?˝
Kakashi looks at the grownups whom had decided to sit around the living room to listen to Kakashi`s story. Kakashi nodded and began his story. ˝ It started yesterday, when mom and dad left. Uncle Issun and Waka started to fight-˝
Kakashi sat in the middle of his toys looking before him at the Poncle and Moon Tribe beings fighting. Kakashi didn`t fell like listening to the two, but somehow the whole scene was entertaining so he sat there. Of course the fight got more entertaining by the minute.
˝Why in the world shouldn`t he be doing that?!˝
˝Because he could hurt himself?!˝
˝Hurt himself my ass! Kashi isn`t that young and besides he`s more responsible than most kids his age!˝
˝I think I`m gonna say no on that matter my little bouncing friend!˝
˝Oh shut up already you half-baked prophet!˝
The two continued to fight while Kakashi got bored and wandered of, without the two fighting beings noticing. The boy walked around the house looking for something to do. Kakashi was walking down the hall when a closet door swung open abruptly and all kind of things fell on him. One of the things there were a glass jar and a net. And a light bulb went off in the pups head.
Kakashi returned to the living room where he found the two arguing beings missing, the pup grinned and went to work.
Later the two returned and much to Kakashi`s delight they didn`t notice his traps. That were set up for them. All of a sudden Waka stepped on the net and he suddenly hanged in the air. ˝What the-¨ Issun didn`t get to finish his sentence when a jar fell on top of him and Kakashi closed the lid and then he grinned at the two.
˝KAKASHI! LET US OUT OF HERE YOU BRAT OR I`M GONNA- AHHH!˝ Issun didn`t finish his rant since Kakashi pushed the jar that rolled around. Kakashi continued this for a while, enjoying the Celestial Envoys screaming. Waka on the other hand tried to free himself, he reached in his pocket but found his sword Pillow Talk was missing and in that moment he hears a bark. And there he stood, the white pup wagged his tail with said flute sword proudly held in his muzzle.
Waka stared dumbly at Kakashi not believing his eyes and finally he somehow found his voice. ˝W-Wh-What? How in the world? I didn`t even see you take it?˝
Kakashi grinned and put the sword on the other side of the room the grin never leaving his face. Then Kakashi started tearing up and messing things up around the living room while the two trapped beings only watched unable to stop their charge.
Ammy looked from Kakashi to Issun and Waka then she started laughing. The others looked at Ammy then they joined her in laughing (Orochimaru only snorted and smirked, Tsunade grinned), while both trapped beings protested. As the laughter subsided a bit and Kakashi grinned and used his power slash to cut rope that held the net and Waka promotly fell into a heap. Then the pup draws a cherry bomb near the glass jar that explodes into million of shards and the Poncles flied into the air and landed on one of the pillows. That sent everyone into another bout of laughter.
After that humiliation both Issun and Waka couldn`t look any of them in the eye for weeks and even after that it took months before either of them agreed to babysit Kakashi again.
