(A/N): So this isn't an official chapter, but I realized that if I put the next chapter up it would prevent reviewing until the next chapter. So I wrote a quick comedy filler.
The new chapter comes out when I finish it, which should be this weekend because I'm almost done.
If you don't like Frozen this should be relatable. I don't like frozen. But I just thought of Zephyr singing this while Blaze runs away and I had to so here it is.
I don't own the song, as you might have guessed.
"BLAAAAAZE!" Zephyr cried. "Blaaaaaaazzzeeee? Where aaaaarrreee yoooouuuuuu?"
Blaze looked up from his random book. "I'm five feet away from you, Zephyr, you don't have to shout."
"Blaze! It's snowing!" Zephyr cried, pointing to the window.
"Um, no, it isn't. It's the middle of summer."
A mischievous grin appeared on the squirtles face. "Blaze?"
Blaze sighed in annoyance. "Yeah?"
"Do you wanna build a snowman?"
Suddenly Blaze's face paled. "Arceus no." He whispered. But Zephyr wasn't done.
"COME ON LET'S GO AND PLAY!"
"No!" Blaze cried, throwing the book at Zephyr. But Zephyr just stepped closer to the terrified charmander.
"I never see you anymore (Even though we live with each other and I see you every day)," He sang, adding the last part under his breath before starting the song up again. "Come out and break the door, It's like you sleep on haaaaaaaaay! (Which we do)!"
Blaze, scared out of his mind, made a run for it, but Zephyr had locked the doors. "NOOOOOO!" Blaze cried. "LET ME OUT! NOOOOO! I NEVER DID ANYTHING! WHAT DID I DO TO DESERVE THIS?" He banged on the door. Zephyr approached, a grin plastered on his face.
"We used to be so different! And still we are! I wish I could sing beee-teer!" Zephyr sang, incredible off-key on the last line.
Blaze cowered against the door as Zephyr came very close.
"Do you want to build a snowman?" The words were a ridiculously happy yet creepy whisper, and Blaze raked his claws against the door.
"AAAAAAAAAARRRRCEEEEUUUUSS NOOOOOOOOOOOO!" Blaze wailed. "MAKE IT STOP! NOOOOOOO!" He broke through the wooden door and ran away.
Zephyr watched him go sadly, the grin turning into a depressed frown. He hung his head, looking heartbroken, and sang sadly, "Oookay, Byeeeee..." Then he brightened. "There's still two minutes of agony left! Wait for me!"
Meanwhile, Blaze was running for his life. He hated that song with so much burning anger it was terrifying to hear his best friend singing it to him.
Suddenly he bumped into Leaf and stumbled.
"Whoa! Oh, hi Blaze." Leaf said. Blaze felt his eyes widen when he saw there was snow on her paws. Scary stalker music tones played when he saw that she . . . . . . was building a snowman.
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" He wailed. "I don't WANT to build a snowman!" With that he took off again, looking even more scared.
Leaf tipped her head. "Are you sure? Abomasnow is holding the annual snowman-building contest today. I think it'll be fun for us to do it!"
The Pokemon next to her, a little mareep, who was building a sheep-shaped snowman, shrugged. "I have frostbite!" He announced, holding up paws covered in ice.
"Well then go stick them in a fire!" Leaf suggested, shooing him away. Once he was gone she crushed the snowman he was making. "MUAHAHAHAHAHAH!" She cackled evilly.
Blaze reached the Main Plaza and skidded to a halt as the fountain came into view. A dead end!
"Blaze!" Blaze turned in surprise as Zephyr ran up to him. Then he realized it was a huge mistake.
"...D-d..." Zephyr held his knees, panting. When he had caught his breath he brightened. "Do you wanna build a snowman?"
"No!"
"Er...other lines I just forgooooot!"
"Stop! Stop it! No!"
"We used to be so something, and something something, I wish we could drink cool-aaaaaaiiiiiid..."
Blaze ran again, not looking at which path he took. He had to get away from that song. The song...was EEEVVVIIIL! (When Blaze thinks the song is evil, imagine him thinking evil like how Mermaid Man says it in Spongebob)
"DO YOU WANNA KILL YOURSELF?" Suddenly Blaze stopped. Zephyr was still following the melody, but his voice sounded different . . . more panicked. Why was that/ He looked and saw worry and fear on his face.
"THAT'S DEATH CANYON YOU'RE ABOUT TO FALL IN!" Zephyr was shouting, and despite the tune he was singing to, he sounded like he was warning Blaze. Blaze hadn't stopped running, but now he paid attention to where he was going. A few of the signs he passed said DANGER and WRONG WAY and CERTAIN DEATH AHEAD and stuff like that.
"DEATH CANYON'S A LETHAL DUNGEON, BE CAREFUL AND PLEASE DON'T JUMP IN!" Suddenly Blaze realized that he had taken a bad route and was running into a very dangerous dungeon, or more like a canyon.
"BLAZE DON'T DIE! THEN WE WILL CRY! WAIT WHY AM I SINGING ALONG ANYWAYS?" Now Leaf was singing and running after him. Blaze slowed down, but then he saw that he was running downhill and was slipping. A dark, deep abyss was ahead,, glowing with magma.
"DO YOU WANNA SLOW DOWN ALREADY MAYBE?" Now both his friends were singing, the panic almost, but not yet, taking over the song. "YOU DON'T HAVE TO JUMP INTO DEATH CANYON!"
Blaze saw a tree branch and grabbed it. It snapped and he fell onto his stomach, sliding downwards.
"The song is over, thank goodness!" Leaf said, not singing anymore. "Blaze, what's going on? You're not blind yet! We're still in book one!"
"Yeah, bro, we haven't even learned the secret stuffs and powers and thingies!" Zephyr chimed in. "Also doesn't you stomach hurt? You've been sliding downwards on it for a few yards."
"HELP!" Blaze cried. Leaf lashed out her vines and grabbed him by the middle. With a grunt she pulled him up and dropped him on the ground. Blaze caught his breath, heart pounding. Just a minute longer and he would have fallen into the canyon!
"Yaaaay! You're not dead!" Zephyr cheered. "Do you wanna-"
Blaze cut him off by blasting fire at him. When the smoke cleared Zephyr looked burnt but he was still smiling.
"-Not build a snowman?"
(A/N): I DO NOT WANT TO BUILD A SNOWMAN!
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I can't type right now I hope you enjoyed the chapter bye!
-Static Eevee 198
