I do not own Ranma 1/2
Look I read the reviews and let me clear up a few things first off the reason they didn't go to Jusenkyo to get I can't answer that simply because not even the writer can explain why they didn't get cured when they first got I don't really hate Akane (okay I kind of do) but its simply because all she does is call Ranma a perevert despite there being much worse people like Kuno I mean look at the Phoenix episode in the Ova watch the scene where Kuno was holding Akane I can't say I've seen the whole world and been around the block that many time but I know a groper when I see one. Ryoga its more animal related then anything and I hate how he blamed Ranma for his curse no one made him go. And finally some of these chapters are more of a stress release if you read my first work Tides of Change I used very inaccurate things in the story it was simply a way to feel better about the series.
"Alright I get the chains but whats with the cone?" Ranma asked at the sight of Masamune chained up and what appears to be a cone on his groin. Next to him was Valkyrie who seemed to have gotten the idea to draw with some paint she seemed to find most like given to her by Nodoka.
"It's so he doesn't get any more funny ideas the little bastard!" soun shouted as he was being held back from Masamune by Genma.
"So what wolf-boy do?" Shampoo asked.
"Hhhh hhheee um um ummmmmmmmm." Akane said who seemed to be in a state of shock, surprise and absent mindedness.
"What Akane is trying to say is your brother here was slinging it to not only his girlfriend but also my sister here." Nabiki said as she pointed to a blushing Kasumi and Kodachi.
"What slinging it?" Shampoo asked.
"Oh I'm sorry he was having a threesome." Nabiki corrected herself much to the embarrassment of Kasumi and Kodachi and the anger of Soun."
"Let me at him I'll kill him for defiling my daughter!"
"Calm down Tendo." Genma said in an effort to calm his friend.
"Okay I get that but why the cone?" Ranma asked.
"Oh you see we used to have a dog and when he died we put all of his stuff in the basement in case we got a new one. Any way a cone for a dog is to stop it from biting it's self the cone to Masamune is to try to keep him from getting another piece of Kasumi 's pie." Nabiki said with a smirk at Kasumi who blushed deeper at the comment.
"Okay makes since so Masamune what did you learn today?" Ranma asked.
"That that was awesome!" Masamune cheered.
"You monster I'll neuter you!" Soun shouted.
"What's neutered mean?" Masamune asked which was answered by Kodachi who leaned into his ear to whisper it to him.
"WWWWHHHHHHAAAAATTTTT!" Hell no old man you even try to due that to me and I'll snap your neck!" Masamune shouted as he torn through the chains that had once restrained him.
"Dammit Masamune, Kasaumi take him outside before he kills your dad." Ranma ordered as he got in the way of Soun.
"Oh my okay, Masamune come on lets go out and get some air." Kasumi said as she pulled the enraged wolf-man into the back porch by the hand.
"Is it always this eventful?" asked the woman in the kimono.
"More or less, by the way who are you?" Ranma asked.
"Excuse me I am Nodoka Saotome please to meet you." the woman said.
The moment those words left her mouth everything went into super slow motion as Ranma turned his head to see Genma with a shocked look on his face for due to the situation seemed to have forgotten to warn Ranma his mother was here. But before Ranma could think of something to say his mouth spoke before his mind could think of a response. "I'm Ranma Soatome."
The whole grew deadly quite after Ranma made the tragic mistake of speaking his name to the woman in front of him. But to his surprise rather then attack or even hug him Nodoka merely stood up looked Ranma up and down and every which way before looking into his eyes. This stare down went on for a solid 5 minutes before Nodoka lunged right into his chest. "Oh my son is so manly!" Nodoka squealed with delight while hugging Ranma for dear life. After a few minutes of am occurred hug later Nodoka let go of a very surprised Ranma.
"So how are, are you eating well, how was your training trip, where did you go during your trip with your father, how women have you been with? Nodoka asked these questions much to fast for Ranma actually hear and there for answer any of them.
"Um what?" Ranma asked in confusion.
"Oh I'm sorry it's just I'm so happy to finally see you after so many years." Nodoka said while whipping a tear away from her eye. Looking to her left she notices the other remaining girls in the room who's names she didn't know. "Now who are you two during the confusion I forgot to ask for your names?"
"Hello mother my name is Kodachi Kuno of the Kuno and the first girlfriend of Masamune." Kodachi said with a bow.
"Masamune?" Nodoka asked.
"The one that just got dragged out of the room." Kodachi said with a deadpan look on her face wondering how she could have not have gotten her man's name.
Ni Hao mama name is Shampoo and Shampoo is Ranma wife." said the ever bubbly amazon.
"Did she just say her name is shampoo, like the shampoo for your hair?" asked Nodoka in a wisper as she leaned into Ranma's ear.
"She's from China it translates differently here." Ranma clarified.
"That explains the lack of pronouns. Wait did you say wife?" Nodoka asked.
Pulling out a book on amazon law Shampoo flips through the pages until she found the one she was looking for passing the book to Nodoka while pointing to the Japanese translation. "Oh marry the man kill the woman that makes some sense I guess in a strange kind of way." Nodoka said a bit uncomfortably.
"Anyway why did you call me mother?" she asked while turning to Kodachi.
"Well because Masamune is Ranma's brother." Kodachi answered the seemingly stupid question.
Rather then response Nodoka turned her head towards Genma "Genma is there something your not telling me." she said a she slowly removed her sword from its sheath. But before Genma could say anything the chase was on Genma would quickly run around the house from room to room with Nodoka close behind him waving her sword around like a mad man while screaming about how he could be so unfaithful.
After a solid 30 minute chase which during said chase Genma was able to plead his case. "So you took Masamune in after his mother died oh how kind and noble you are it's no wonder where Ranma became so manly." Nodoka said with a twinkle in her eye only to lose that twinkle when she heard a chuckle coming from Kodachi. "Something you find funny Ms. Kuno." Nodoka said in a low tone.
"Oh its nothing except Mr. Soatome had a much bigger part in Masamune coming with them then he lets on." Kodachi says with smirk.
"Oh and what would that be?"
"It's not my place to tell, but if you want the truth and not boldfaced lies you should ask Masamune." Kodachi said as she walked into the kitchen to the backyard.
"What was that about?"
"Nothing my love its just some crazy girl talking." said a fearful Genma who in turn went to take Soun upstairs to rest.
"Fine." said a smiling Nabiki who was just having a grand time at the expense of the others.
"So Akane, Nabiki how are you, you must be pretty confused after today?" asked Nodoka.
"…..." was Akane's response which was weird because anyone who knew Akane knew she wasn't the silent type.
"Any who mom I know we have a lot of catching up to do but before that let me ask you a hypothetical question suppose something happened to me that cause me to change into a girl then back into a guy at random albeit hilarious situations how would you react this is all hypothetical of course?" Ranma asked while trying his hardest to avoid eye contact.
"Well I'd fulfill the requirements of the contract which would be to commit seppuku on you and your father then I would take my own life after setting fire to our house, destroy the family grave site and pretty much anything that has anything to do with us in order to hide our shame. Good thing this is all hypothetical." Nodoka responded to a very shocked and freighted room of people.
"We have to get some air." Everyone minus Akane said as they all rushed out the room heading towards the back door leaving a bewildered Nodoka and a still mentally gone Akane.
3 days later
Everything returned to thenormal after about a few day later during that time Masamune told Nodoka about what happened to his mom which evoked her mother's rage upon Genma who no ones seen for the past 2 days. In the mean time Nodoka offered Masamune a place in her family as a way to make up for her husband incompetence which Masamune gladly accepted.
We now find Ranma and Masamune in the dojo learning the techniques Shampoo gave them. "So wheres Shampoo at?" Masamune said as he worked on the splitting cat hair technique.
"She went to look for a place to live she said she couldn't live here due to Akane and something about building a love nest or something I don't know sometime I can't understand that girl." Ranma said as he watch the chestnuts in the fire pit he built. "So what's going on with you and those two?" Ranma asked as he continued staring at the flame.
"Nothing much Soun is in between crying about Kasumi losing her purity and glaring at me, Kodachi's pretty much the same and you've scene Akane that girl can't even look at Kasumi. So it's going good." Masamune said as he attempted his technique of summoning 20 clones only to summon 3 faded versions of himself. "Dammit why can't I get that right?" Masamune said with a pout.
"It's all in technique man you just need to relax. Although it does help if you have skill." Ranma said as he reach into the fire at a fast pace only burn his hands and releasing a pained shouted.
"Ha skill you tell me." Masamune said as he laughed at Ranma's expense.
"Shut up."
"So have you seen the fat man?" Masamune asked.
"Naw pops is still hiding from mom. You know you didn't have to tell her all that you could have stopped at that your mom died."
"And do what let Genma get away again with what he's done you've seen him he acts up causes trouble and dishonors anyone he wants and doesn't suffer in the slightest he just blames you and makes you solve all his problems. So yes I think I did the right thing in telling the truth." Masamune declared as he tried and again failed to make a perfect clone. "Dammit maybe my footings off."
Looking at Masamune Ranma had and idea "Masamune what do you plan to do after this."
"What after the day or after getting that move down?"
"Neither I mean after we get cure of our curses?"
"Cured I'm not getting cured."
"WHAT why?"
"First off I can talk so it's much easier to people rather then make noises, second I have like two girlfriends right now that would be like major dick move and finally I have the greatest gift I could ever gain with this curse." Masamune said in a sincere tone.
…...
"And that would be?" Ranma asked.
"Thumbs." Masamune said serious tone.
Ranma stared at Masamune with a blank expression on his face "Thumbs?" he finally asked.
"Yes thumbs. Do you any idea how convenient it is to open a door, or a jar or generally anything thumbs make life so much easier." Masamune as he made direct eye contact with Ranma.
"I never knew you felt so strongly about this."
"Where have you been." Masamune said. "So what do you plan to do when this is all over?"
" I don't know probably keep training but until then whatever I mean whats the worst that could happen." Ranma said not knowing just how weird Nerima could get.
Please Review But on a lighter note I despite what others say or believe I for one like Happosai sure he is a pervert and generally causes problem for everybody but still he's funny. Also I don't like how Genma and Soun treat him like they do I mean they asked him to train them he didn't force them to (not that I know of) so it just seems to me that they hate him for making them work hard. They say it was hell but all they seemed to do is run from people so wouldn't the training have gone by faster if they simply prepared for the stealing and running thats sure to come. Just saying. The reason Akane doesn't talk in this chapter is more out of shock then anything lets see you see your sister in a threesome and still be able to keep a straight face.
