It's finally here! Chapter 12! That's right, everybody, 1-2! I might've lost some fans, and those who still have my work flagged are yelling at me right now. Maybe it's because I've only updated between 1 and 6 times all friggin' year. (and for that, I am terribly sorry) But, good news! It's SUMMER! Meaning I will be writing more. Yes, I can keep the funny coming. Or scary if you read my other fic's. (please do)
Disclaimer- mmmm….no.
Enjoy!
Chapter 12: Samara's DVD part 1
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Sesshomaru was sitting alone in the living room. No one else was in the House. He was drinking a can of Red Bull while watching Taxi.
"I said relax, not hyperventilate!"
"…hmm…MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!" laughed Sesshomaru, spilling half of his Red Bull on himself and the couch. "That Queen Latifah cracks me up."
Sesshomaru took his cell phone out of his pocket and flipped the top screen back. He was scrolling through all of the contacts he had on his phone. All of the numbers of people he thought were "hot".
Asuna
Hitomi
Cerena
Sango
Eva
Kouga
Yura
Miroku
Kagura
Chiyo
Yoko and Yuko
Ginta
Sesshomaru sighed and turned off his phone. 'Being this bored should be considered a crime' he thought. Then, he saw a DVD on the coffee table. It had no labeling on it at all. Sesshomaru stood, grabbing the DVD and placed it in the DVD player. There were no previews. Just a blue screen with the words "Coming soon to DVD and UMD for the PSP"
"Wow," started Sesshomaru. "Everything's in acronyms."
The screen went black for about ten seconds. Suddenly random images started playing. It was as if someone had been trying to make a magic video in black and white. That's when Sesshomaru had realized what he had brought upon himself.
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InuYasha opened the door to his house.
"High Tension was weird, but good," said Kagome. "The killer was a schizophrenic woman who was in love with her room mate from college. Needles to say the other person was also a woman."
"That sounds like a porn movie," said InuYasha.
InuYasha and Kagome stopped at the door and saw Sesshomaru standing in front of them. His nose was bleeding, his eyes wide and his breathing was heavy.
"…What?" asked InuYasha.
"It's SAMARA!" answered Sesshomaru.
"What about her?" asked Kagome.
"She made a…"
"Yes?" asked InuYasha impatiently.
"She made a … DVD! …Slash MUSIC VIDEO!"
Kagome and InuYasha stared at Sesshomaru and then at each other. Sesshomaru seemed to be going crazy! Then again…
The phone rang.
"Oh, crap!" howled Sesshomaru. "That's her calling to take my SOUL!"
The phone rang again.
"Just answer it," ordered Kagome.
"Never!" replied Sesshomaru.
"Fine, I'll answer it," said InuYasha.
He walked to the hone and picked it up off of the receiver.
"Hello?" said InuYasha.
"…….."
"No, he's not here right now," said InuYasha glancing at Sesshomaru. "Can I take a message?"
"…….."
"Uh-huh."
"…….."
"Okay…how do you spell that?"
"…."
"Okay, thanks. I'll make sure he gets the message," said InuYasha before he hung up the phone.
InuYasha walked back towards Kagome and the panicking Sesshomaru.
"What'd she say?" asked Sesshomaru sweating bullets.
"That wasn't Samara, it was somebody that works for Dad," replied InuYasha.
"Oh," said Sesshomaru with a sigh of relief.
The phone rang…again.
"I'll get it," Sesshomaru mumbled.
"Hello?" asked Sesshomaru?
"…seven days…"
"S-Samara?!"
"No, Miley Cyrus,"
"Oh. Then why are you calling my house?"
"You watched the 'Never-released music video remix' for my new song '7 Things'?"
"Yeah…"
"Then you have seven days to live."
"OH, MY GOD!!"
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It's more multi-functional than a George Foreman grill.
There's no glass. But if there were, she would shatter it and then kick it's ass.
