Mistress walked into into the hall her podium was in, wearing her mask, a gray nightdress, a head scarf, and carrying a teddy bear in her hand. She looked to her right and saw Raven, Jericho, and Herald sleeping on the mats.

"What the bumbling bus?" She muttered.

She walked over to the closet one, which was Herald, and kicked him in the stomach. Hard.

"Ow!" Herald sat up and clutched his stomach. He looked at Mistress. "What?"

Jericho and Raven woke up also. Raven's hair was all over the place.

Mistress held her hands out, the teddy bear still in her grasp. "What y'all doing out here?"

Raven tried not to smirk at the teddy bear. "Sleeping."

Mistress put her hands on her large hips. "I gave y'all rooms."

Jericho didn't bother to sign because he knew she wouldn't understand.

"Jericho and I have roommates that snore." Herald explained.

"And I was locked out." Raven was still pissed at Argent.

Mistress walked over to her podium. "I saw the boys come out. I didn't know y'all weren't gonna go back to your rooms." She said as she sat the teddy bear carefully on the podium.

"We couldn't." Herald replied.

"My back is aching." Jericho signed to his friends. He them put his hands on his back.

Mistress took out her keys and opened the rostrum. "I think Imma wake everyone up. I have news."

They looked interested.

"What time is it?" Raven asked.

Mistress set up her mic. "There's a clock right there." She pointed to the huge clock on the wall.

"How did I miss that?" Raven asked.

She looked at the time. 7:03AM.

Mistress turned on the mic. "ALL OF Y'ALL GET YO LAZY ASSES OUT HERE! NOW!" She shouted.

The three standing there were guessing there were intercoms in the rooms.

Robin was the first one out. Kid Flash was right after him.

Everyone was coming out slowly. The only ones not out yet were Beast Boy, Bee, Speedy, and Argent.

"Someone go get the green drama queen." Mistress directed, rolling her eyes.

Red Star walked into Beast Boy's room.

Argent walked out twirling her very messed up hair.

"Morning!" She greeted sweetly as Beast Boy was dragged out of his room.

Raven stalked over to her. "Why did you lock me out?" She growled.

Argent giggled. Giggled!

Everyone stopped what they were doing and looked at her.

Hot Spot raised an eyebrow.

"Did she just giggle?" Pantha asked.

Speedy walked out of his room and was very shirtless. He closed the door behind him.

Mistress raised an eyebrow. "What happened up in there?"

Speedy shrugged. "Nothing."

Argent raised her hand in Mistress's direction.

"Yeah?" Mistress asked.

"Can I get bubblegum?" She asked, still twirling her hair.

"Nah. I have things for you guys. Just wait."

Argent shrugged happily.

Mistress was getting irritated that Bee was still in there. She snapped his fingers.

The women with guns came back.

Mistress stepped down from her podium and walked to Bee's room.

"Uh oh. Bee's gotten to her now." Jinx mumbled.

Mistress walked into the room, leaving the door wide open.

She started chuckling when she saw Bee sitting on a bed with Speedy's shirt on and her ripped shirt lying on the floor by the bed. The other bed looked untouched.

"What?!" Bee snapped.

Mistress slapped her knee and looked at Bee. "What went down up in here?"

Bee sucked her teeth and pushed past Mistress. Mistress shrugged and walked back to her podium.

Everyone looked from Bee to Speedy.

"?" Was the look on their face.

Bee sighed. "I can explain." She said. "I wanted the right bed; Speedy rudely took it; I grabbed his comb and stuffed it down my shirt; he yanked it up, tearing my shirt; I grabbed it back and broke it; he tackled me and started being gross and childish, ew." She took a breath.

"I ruffled his hair; he dragged me back to the room; we argued; he gave me his shirt; I laid down on the bed I wanted; he pushed me off; we started arguing; I laid back on it; he laid on it too; we started yelling at each other until we fell asleep."

Everyone was chuckling or trying not to.

"Though we did end up in an uncomfortable position." Speedy recalled.

Bee slapped his bare arm. "Whose fault was that?" Then she blushed. "We were not awake when that happened."

"Dude, what happened?" Beast Boy asked.

Speedy smirked. "I was sleeping on her back." Then he grinned. "Well, I wasn't close to her back 'cause her bubble butt was in the way."

Bee slapped his bare back really hard.

"AYE!"

Mistress sighed. "You guys are interesting." She started playing with her teddy.

They looked at Mistress strangely.

"You won't ever leave me TT." She whispered to it before hugging it to her chest.

The boys were watching extra carefully.

"Where did you go?" The teddy was missing in her very ample bosoms. She started patting around her chest. "TT! Don't leave me! Oh, Lordy! My baby!"

"Um? This is strange." Raven deadpanned.

Mistress finally found it. "Yay! TT!" She was about to hug it again, but decided against it and put it down. Then she looked to her right, seeing the titans staring at her. "The fuck y'all lookin' at?"

They blinked back.

"That was very strange." Starfire said.

Robin was agitated that they were still there. "Shouldn't you be dressed? I thought you were this big bad kidnapper?"

Mistress frowned. "You want me to be more mean?"

The titans glared at Robin.

Mistress scowled. "I cleansed. I was gonna let y'all shower before I got dressed."

She pressed the mic. "I need the bathroom cart ho! And the fresh packs."

Fresh packs of what?

She gave Robin a smug smile. "I had other things, but you can forget them." She gave them genuine smiles. "I have fun things planned for today."

They all groaned. Her ideas of fun are... nutty. Yeah, nutty.


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