AN: I'm not really even sure where this story is going…is that bad? By the way I kind of need some help with Bella's revenge plan, so if you have any ideas that you are willing to give me…thank you!
Disclaimer: Disclaiming the usage of stuff…that way random rabid lawyers won't attack me.
Bella POV
Are you serious! They're going to use a defibrillator on me! Are they insane! Oh yeah, they think I'm the insane one…I'm going to kill the other Cullens…if that is their real name.
"Um…can you not shock me with that please?" I kindly and innocently asked the nurse.
"Ahhh! It talked. It's a zombie!" She proceeded to throw the defibrillator at my head. A shock coursed through my body, and having flammable vampire skin, I was afraid I was going to catch fire. Luckily that didn't happen. "Ahhh! It really is a zombie! Otherwise it'd be unconscious on the floor!"
"I'm not a zombie! I hope they send you to the Looney bin 'cause I'm out!" With that I leaped out of the asylum window, landing about forty feet below. A stood out of my crouch and strolled into the nearby forest.
My revenge on my family was going to be amazing! They were going to regret ever having forced me to go shopping, and they likely will never leave me alone in a room with Alice again! Perfect!
Now a plan…
With that thought, a sudden idea popped into my head, and I felt my mental light bulb flicker on.
