Sonic's…………..LOST!
Chapter 11: Canceled? Part 1
Welcome to The POX Network, the home of such classic series from DarkKDF productions, such as Sonic Sealab, Chaotic Chaotix and League of Destruction! Attention fans of Sonic's LOST, We have some important news regarding this hilarious series! It has been canceled! That's right; Sonic's LOST will no longer be in production from now on. But don't be sad, because we're bringing you something better! LOST at Sea will now be taking the time slot of Sonic's LOST! Get ready for some fun and excitement with Chaos, Void, Emerl and the Metal gang, only on the POX Network!
"THIS IS F$$$ING BULL!" Espio shouted as he threw the remote at the TV, breaking both, to which he said" DAMN IT!"
"How the hell can they do this to us?" Shadow said as he hopped off the couch" We destroyed our contracts with the games, comics, cartoons and adult movies to do that freaking show, and now they're kicking us off to give Chaos and the loser patrol our slot! Did you see the ratings and reviews that episode got?"
"We all saw them!" Mighty said as he walked over to the ringing phone as the rest of the Chaotix, Ray and Shadow continued to shout." Who is it?" Mighty asked.
"It's me Sonic!" The blue hedgehog shouted through the phone" Did you see the news!"
"Yeah, we all heard! I can't believe this!"
"I know! We have to do something before we go the way of Bubsy and Duke Nukem!" Sonic yelled through the phone, so loud that the others could hear.
"I've got it!" Ray said as he snapped his fingers" We'll go to the POX Network HQ and KILL EVERYBODY! BURN THEM! MAKE THEM SUFFER!"
Everyone, including Sonic, went silent at the thought of Rays idea until Vector broke the silence and said"………..How about no…………"
"Get off the line Sonic!" Mighty said as he started to dial up another number" I'm getting to the bottom of this!" He then waited for a few moments as the dial tone rang.
"Hello?" I, the writer, said as I answered the phone.
"Hello yourself, Mr. Big shot-do-whatever-I-want-writer!" Mighty shouted at me through the phone" This is Mighty M. Armadillo! Can you explain why Sonic's LOST is getting dumped? I thought we had three seasons guaranteed?"
"Oh, that?" I said in a lazy fashion" Me and the boys at the POX Network have been noticing that your show has been getting pretty lame ratings as of now. Nobody seems to really care anymore about you guys. So to save the cost of making two more seasons we just decided to end it now."
"But I thought I was your favorite character! How can you do this to us?"
"Sorry Mighty. You're cool, but this is business. Besides, I need to work on some other stuff."
"But, DarkKDF, what about our-"
"Nillek." I bluntly stated as I interrupted him.
"Excuse me?" Mighty asked.
"I'm Nillek now. I'm making DarkKDF the name of my production studio."
"……………………………WHAT THE HELL DOES NILLEK MEAN?" Mighty yelled.
"It's my name backwards."
"…………Okay…………… As I was saying, what about our contracts?"
"No offense, but you can $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ your contracts and shove them so far $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ that they touch heaven." I said, and then quickly hung up.
Mighty quietly and slowly put the phone down and turned even more slowly around to see his friends anxious faces." What did he say?" Espio asked as he and the others walked over to Mighty" We still on?"
Mighty sadly looked up at them and said"…………..No………….. Sonic's LOST…………..Is over………………..and the writer is know called Nillek…………"
The others stood in quiet silence until Espio asked" What does Nillek mean?"
"…………………………….It's his name backwards…………….."
"Oh……"
They continued to stand in silence and look down at the floor out of sadness until Ray looked up and said" It's now to late to do my killing idea……………."
"………………I'm just saying it isn't!..."
To Be Continued……….Possibly………
That's right. Sonic's LOST is truly lost. It was one of the hardest decisions I've ever had to make. Just as hard as when I had to end Bleeding City…………..Wait, that wasn't hard. It was incredibly easy! Oh well, I still kick ass! I'm out. NILLEK!
