OMG U GAIS~~ SORRY FOR THE DELAY, I HOPE THIS IS KAWAII ENOUGH!
When the party was over, Poland got like so totally bored. Totally. He'd painted his nails every colour of the rainbow (ie neon pink, the baby pink, then hot pink, then fuschia, then sparkly pink… But you're all too mundane to get it so moving on.) He had rearranged his skirts so they now went from longest to shortest, instead of shortest to longest. He'd even given all of his My Little Ponies makeovers. So he did the next logical thing.
"OMG like, throwing stones at Liet is so totally fun!"
"But not as fun as partitioning, da!"
"STOP THROWING STONES AT ME YOU BIG BULLIES. ESTONIA AND LATVIA ARE JUST AS FUN TO TORMENT SO WHY DOES IT HAVE TO BE ME?"
SUDDENLY a bear.
"Lithania~ It looks like Mr Bear is starting his mating season. Maybe you would like to have his kawaii babies da."
Lithuania ran away because mpreg is really uncool. In fact, if you like mpreg you might as well just get AIDS and die you sick fuck.
So while Estonia was trying to keep Latvia still because FFS WE NEED A CLEAR SHOT OF LITHUANIA BEING RAPED BY A BEAR FOR THE WEBSITE, Porando and Russia decided to go ruin someone else's life.
"Hey fatty, let's go pick on France!"
Russia was saddened by this, he isn't fat! Just big boned. Plus he has to wear lots of clothes because it's kind of cold in Russia if you haven't noticed.
"Poland, you don't really mean that right? I thought we were friends. D:"
A single icy tear ran down his cheek.
"Uh, duh! You are way too fat. But that's totally fine, I can help you get like, really cute and thin!"
"Really? You would help me? OMG."
Russia and Polololololololand held each other's hands and gazed lovingly into each other's eyes, until they realised that they still had to go and bully France. Arm in arm, they skipped through Europe until they reached France. Eventually they reached France's kawaii house. (which is actually the Eiffel tower, lol)
"SURPRISE!"
But they were the ones who were surprised, because as they leapt through the open window, they saw that France had his dick in…
"Oh don't look so surprised you fucking wankers."
YES, IT WAS ENGLAND. Who is such a slut btw, first America, then tentacles, and now France? I think we all know how STDs are perpetuated now… SO MUCH FOR BEING REPRESSED. France merely carried on, unperturbed.
"BONJOUR MES AMIES. If you just go and wait in the lounge I will be with you shortly. Angleterre shouldn't be too much longer."
"BOLLOCKS!"
With that, England hit France in the face and knocked him out.
"TALLY HO!"
Then he jumped out of the window that Polololand and Russia came in through, and ran away into the night. (and probably got raped on his way home, idc)
"Soooo… Like, what should we do now big guy?"
Russia blushed a little~
"You could tell me how to lose weight da?"
Porororororando leant in closer.
"The secret is…"
Russia felt he would just DIE out of anticipation.
"PUTTING YOUR DICK IN A DOG."
Russia SCREAMED because at the moment, Poland ripped his face off and it was really Germany!
