A/N Me: Hello again! I survived the haunted graveyard!

Alfred: S-so did I.

Shelby: Pu-lease. You almost wet your pants before the doors even opened.

Alfred: N-no! The hero would never do something that childish!

Lizzie: Whatever. Now are we going to get to the story or not?

Me: Good pint Liz.

Arthur: DoctorWhotaliaandtheOlympians doesn't own hetalia or the manual idea. If she did, I would get to cook more, and everyone would like it.

Eveyone: JAMIAS!

Arthur: D:

BEEPBEEP! DING DONG! BEEPBEEP! DING DONG! BEEPBEE- smack. DING DONG!

"Stupid doorbell. I'm coming! Hold your cookies, I'm coming." I trudged down the stairs and opened the door to see my old friend the tsundere delivery guy. "Oh. It's you." I said distastefully.

"You has a name you know." He shot at me.

"Oh yeah? What is it?"

"Nathan."

"Oh. Thanks for the info Nathan. Do I have a unit?"

"Yup. Here's the manual." He handed me a book twice as thick as the other ones (that I haven't exactly read yet).

"Whoa! Who is it? Belarus?"

"No. But good guess." Nathan held out the clipboard for me to sign, so I did. "Have and… interesting day Miss Shelby." He smirked at me and walked back to his truck.

I shook my head and threw the manual onto the couch, receiving a loud 'OW!' in protest. Jason sat up and rubbed his head.

"What was that for?"

"Nothing. Just look after that will?"

"Meh." Jason examined the cover. "Ee, eye, ive, how do you pronounce this?" He asked me.

"Figure it out!" I shouted, waking everyone up. They all came out of their respective rooms to see what was going on.

"What's going on?" Mattie asked soflty.

"New unit, don't really care. I'll get to it later. Hey! Guess what?" I said. "I learned how to sing a song in Russian!"

"What is it?" Julia asked eagerly.

"Why do you want anything to do with that commie b-"

"PG!" Lizzie shouted, covering Alfred's mouth. "We keep it PG in this house!"

"And to answer your question, I have an interest in world Geography and History, and different languages. Why do you think I watch all those Multilanguage videos on YouTube?" I said, getting a few weird looks.

"But America landed on the moon first!" Alfred complained. Then the box exploded, and the room went cold. When the wooden debris died down, an angry Russian was standing where the box was, with a cruel yet childish smile on his face, and a faucet pipe in his hand.

"Kolkolkolkol." He chanted. "Amerika, privyet comrade." He smiled at my trembling unit.

"AAHHHHHH!" Everyone screamed, ran into the closet.

A/N Me: Dun Dun DUNNN!

Lizzie: Why must we do that all the time?

Shelby: I enjoy closet time. Besides, it's not as if there's only two people in there. :D

Lizzie: There was in the beginning.

Feli: Ve~ I remember that.

Arthur: And I thought watching you lot run in there was weird. It's weirder running in.

Julia: D: