The Aftermath theme plays as clips of the contestants getting hurt shows on screen.

The camera switches to Topher sitting on the couch, with the giant TV above head.

"Welcome back to the Total Drama: Kazan Island Aftermath!" Topher greets. "I'm your host Topher! And coming out of the curtain now is my beautiful co-host Lindsay!"

Topher points at the curtain as the camera pans to it.

"I said.." He growls. "Lindsay!"

Lindsay emerges from the curtain holding a bunch of sandwiches. She plops herself down on the couch.

"Lindsay? Are those sandwiches?" He asks.

"Yeah, want one." Lindsay responds.

"No, silly, you know I can't have any, I like to watch my carbs."

"Suit yourself." She says as she shoves one into her mouth.

"Why don't you tell the audience what took you so long." Topher fake smiles.

"Oh, um, Tod, there was an emergency backstage." She replies.

"What kind of emergency?" He questions.

"It's uh… let's just say it's getting hairy backstage."

Topher widens his eyes. "Well, let's cut to our backstage camera!"

The TV above them swaps to the backstage camera. Anne Maria is throwing things around the room as DJ and Tyler are hiding.

"Why do I have to stay here when I should be winning that money!" She screams.

"Anne Maria?" Topher asks. "Can you hear us?"

"AAAAAAH!" She screams as the TV goes to static after she threw something at the camera.

"Can we get some security back there to calm her down?" Lindsay asks innocently.

The security guys scurry past Topher and Lindsay on the couch and go behind the curtain to contain the situation.

"And before we introduce our first guest, say hello to the peanut gallery!" Topher announces as he points to his left.

The camera shows Zoey, Beth, Mike, and Sadie sitting on a two-decker row of cushioned seats, similar to a long podium. The podium has a large circular pendant on the front, that has a peanut design in the middle. They wave to the camera and smile.

"And now to introduce our first contestant, Sierra!" Topher announces.

Sierra emerges from the curtain and walks her lanky body to the couch.

"Thanks guys, I'm so happy to be here." Sierra cheers.

"Are you also happy about losing a million bucks?" Lindsay asks innocently.

"Yup." She replies. "I just want Cody to win anyways, it's not about me."

"Aw, isn't that sweet? Now how do you really feel?" Topher interrogates as he leans forward.

"Uh… what do you mean?" She asks.

"You say you care about Cody, but how can you when you left his girlfriend in a pile of flour!" Topher yells. "Check out this clip."

The TV statics before going to the clip of Sierra leaving Dawn in the pile of flour and taking the diamond for herself.

"Oh, look at that!" Topher excitedly yells. "That's pretty villainous, Sierra."

Sierra blushes. "It's uh… not one of my proudest moments."

Topher continues the clip and it shows Dawn tripping Sierra. The TV plays it in slow-mode as Sierra hits her chin on the ground.

"Hahaha!" Topher yells as he holds his stomach.

He plays the clip again and draws a red circle around Sierra's chin on his tablet, which is also playing the clip. "Now, that, is gonna leave one heck of a mark!"

"Haha, yeah, so funny, let's keep watching some of those." Sierra stutters.

"Not so fast, Sierra." Topher asserts. "You're not getting away that easy."

"Aw…" She whines.

"How come you were so mean to Delilah?" Lindsay asks.

"You mean Dawn?" Sierra questions to the ditz. "Oh, you know, it's just I love Cody so much hehehe…"

"Really?" Topher asks. "Is there something you're not telling us?"

"No!" Sierra snaps. "I'm telling the truth."

Just then, a bowling ball falls from the ceiling and almost hits Sierra, but she jumps out of the way.

"Are you okay?!" Lindsay screams.

"I didn't think that would actually work!" Topher shrieks.

Sierra emerges from behind the couch slowly. "What the TD?"

"Sorry Sierra, didn't expect that to come down so fast." Topher replies. "But since that was obviously a lie, what's going on with you?"

"Okay, fine, I'll tell the truth if it means that I won't get smashed by a heavy object."

Sierra clears her throat. "When I was a kid, my pet rabbit ran away. I was devastated, and animals started to look at me weird ever since. So… Dawn reminds me of that with all her animal taming stuff."

"Aw, it's okay Sierra." Lindsay comforts.

"But we're on good terms now and I can't wait to see if she and Cody get to the final 2." Sierra states. "I've been setting my DVR in my hotel room for every episode."

"Thank you, Sierra." Topher smiles. "Now if you would make room on the couch for our next guest or, whatever is left of the couch: DJ!"

DJ emerges from the curtain and sits on the couch as the audience cheers.

"Thanks guys, it's a real honor to be." DJ greets. "You know there's a… a thing going on in the back room?"

"Don't worry, we have it covered." Topher responds. "We sent our best people."

Anne Maria's shouting from backstage can be heard. "Don't touch the hair!"

"Yup, completely covered." Lindsay asserts.

"So DJ, what did you think about Sierra's meltdown?" Topher questions. "After all, she was on your team."

"Well… Um…" He stutters. He leans over to Topher and whispers. "Is she gonna hurt me if I say it was wack?

"Should be fine." Topher replies.

"Good. Because Sierra, that was wack."

"It's okay, I know, I'm good now." She responds. "The freak is out of my system."

Topher leans to the mic on his shoulder that has a barely audible voice coming from it. "What's that?" He questions. "A snooze fest?!"

Lindsay turns to Topher. "What's going on, Thomas."

Topher leans to her. "The producers say this is getting boring, we need to spice it up."

"Like how?" Lindsay asks.

"By asking humiliating questions!"

"Oh… great." DJ mutters.

"DJ, let me ask you this." Topher begins to interrogate. "Who do you dislike most from your team? Be careful not to tell a lie or that bowling ball above the ceiling will come down and hit ya in the face!"

DJ looks up to see the heavy ball on the ceiling being held by a rope. "No… not again."

"Come on DJ, the audience is waiting." Topher prods.

"I guess I dislike the most… Dakota." He replies as he holds his hands above his head.

"Nice job DJ, looks like you're getting off scot free." Topher gleams.

"Aw man…" DJ whines. "Mama told me to never lie, but also not to talk bad about somebody."

"Aw well, tough break, onto our next guest!" Topher announces.

DJ and Sierra are sitting there will blank faces.

"There's no room left." Sierra states.

"Well, you two are gonna have to scoot along to the peanut gallery then." Topher explains. "Shoo, shoo!"

Sierra and DJ waltz over to the peanut gallery and plop down. Sierra sits with Sadie and Beth and DJ sits with Mike and Zoey.

"And our next guest is a failed athlete and a strong, yet not-so-bright competitor, Tyler!" Topher introduces as he spins his arms around before pointing them towards the curtains.

Tyler emerges from the curtain covered in dirt with his hair all messy. He limps to the couch, which has been split in half by a bowling ball.

"Hey guys…" He whimpers.

"Tyler! What happened, baby!?" Lindsay asks loudly as she gets up from her seat and trips over to him.

"That girl back there… she's real fierce." Tyler responds.

"Oh, yeah, we'll deal with her eventually." Topher snarks. "Say, Tyler, how's it feel to not make the merge for 3 seasons?"

"Awesome! This resort is mad wicked. They even have a basketball court."

"Oh… you're not mad?" Lindsay asks.

"No way! And now I get to stay in a resort with the girlfriend of my dreams."

"Aw, that's so sweet." Topher awes. "Now say Tyler, who was your favorite and least favorite members of your team?"

"Well Brick is obviously my favorite." He responds. "That guy was awesome, so much positive encouragement. Eva also really improved her anger problems, she used to hate me. And Izzy is as nutty as she was in World Tour."

"What about your least favorite member?" Topher asks slyly.

"Oh, um, I guess Noah didn't like me very much. I don't know why, it's not like Al, Duncan, and I got him voted out last season we had together or anything."

"Really?" Topher questions. "Is that why he disliked you?"

"Yeah, probably that and the rotten fruit debacle." Tyler replies as he rubs his neck nervously.

"If everybody liked you besides Noah, then how did you get voted off?" Lindsay asks.

"Haven't you been watching this season? They had an alliance and voted me off that way. I reckon they'll make it to the final 3."

"Not if Katie and Justin have anything to say about it." Topher laughs. "I can't wait to see those two fight it out in the merge!"

"When's the merge gonna happen?" Sierra asks. "I bet it'll be one or two more episodes."

"I'm not sure." Topher responds. "Chris doesn't let me have those kind of details… said I'm untrustworthy. Whatever he means by that."

"Don't you remember tofu?" Lindsay asks. "You tried to take his place and get him fired?"

"Lindsay!" He snaps. "Don't talk about my dark past!"

"Oh, sorry Topher." She replies.

"Hey, Lindsay, you finally got his name right!" Tyler encourages.

"I did?" She asks.

"Great, I'm glad we're all happy." Topher pouts. "Except Chris doesn't think I'm good enough to host the show and he only let me host this because I was the only one who auditioned…" Topher cries as he buries himself in Lindsay's shoulder.

Lindsay looks directly at the camera. "Oh, um, technical difficulties. We'll see you guys after the break!"

The camera fades away to commercial as the sound of sobbing is picked up by the mic feed.

The camera reverse fades into Topher and Lindsay sitting on the main couch with Tyler to their right.

"Alright, difficulties over." Lindsay announces.

"I always feel better after a cry." Topher whines.

"And now, it's time for a little game!" Lindsay exclaims.

"We don't have any games planned." Topher mumbles as he nudges Lindsay's elbow.

"Just go with it." She whispers.

"It's time for a game of twister!" Lindsay announces as she pulls a twister mat out from her bra.

"How did you…?" Topher questions. "Never mind…"

"The rules are simple." She explains as the camera does a time skip.

"And that's how it works, understand?" She asks. "Good."

"Ooh, ooh, can we play?" Sadie asks from the peanut gallery.

"Of course you can, and the winner of today's twister game gets to give an advantage to the team of their choice if they win."

"Really?" Topher asks.

"Chris told us to let one of our losers pick which team they want to get an advantage." The ditz replies.

"Why don't we just let them vote instead of playing this dumb game?" Topher interrogates.

"Oh… I guess we could do that too."

Topher signals to two workers off stage.

"And now, instead of playing a sexual board game, we're gonna just let everybody vote for which team gets an advantage!" Topher explains. "Our teams will vote inside this outhouse confessional."

"Please step inside, friends." Lindsay tells them.

PSSSH. The camera shows Zoey in the confessional. "I don't think anybody from my team deserves to win… So I vote for the Bucks.

PSSSH. The camera shows Sierra in the confessional. "Obviously I'm gonna vote for Cody's team!"

PSSSH. The camera shows Sadie in the confessional. "I vote for Katie's team! She's working so hard."

PSSSH. The camera shows Tyler in the confessional. "Obviously I'm gonna vote for my team, if they lose again Brick goes home."

PSSSH. The camera shows Mike in the confessional. "As much as my team are a bunch of weasels… they got me good."

PSSSH. The camera shows Beth in the confessional. "I vote for the Bucks, so many kind hearted people on that team."

PSSSH. The camera shows DJ in the confessional. "I vote for my team, duh."

"The results have been tallied, and the Bucks will be getting a special reward from a 4-2-1 vote." Topher announces. "As for what that reward will be, I have no idea…"

He is cut off by Anne Maria. "Alright, keep your panties on, I'm going!"

"Looks like our next guest Anne Maria is ready." Topher shivers.

Anne Maria sits on the couch with an annoyed face. "Ya know, I shouldn't be here, I should be winning that million."

"But isn't it nice to stay in a resort as beautiful as Playa De Losers?" Lindsay asks.

"Sorry pasty, I can't enjoy a resort that has loser in the name." She replies.

"Understandable." Topher pipes up. "Now say, Anne Maria, do you feel cheated?"

"Well, yeah, duh, Katie had an alliance and voted me off." She responds angrily. "Alliances should be like, against the rules or sumthin'."

"If that's how you feel, I won't fight it." Topher snarks.

"I must ask you this question. Who is your favorite and least favorite contestant from your team?"

"Uh, well least favorite is obviously Katie and favorite would have to be… Zoey."

"Really?" Zoey questions in shock.

"Yeah, we're not too harsh on each other anymore." Anne Maria replies. "Even if her red hair looks ridiculous." She chuckles.

"Aw, thanks Anne Maria." Zoey cheers. "I, uh, like your hair too?"

"So, how much damage did you do backstage?" Topher asks.

"Oh, not that much."

The TV swaps to the backstage camera. It is a flippin' mess.

"Um… Who's gonna pay for that?" Lindsay asks.

"Not me, it prolly comes out of your paychecks." Anne Maria replies.

Topher gulps.

"And who are are you rooting for who's left in the competition?" Lindsay questions.

"Probably Brick." She replies as she taps her leg against her other leg. "He's kinda a loser, but I grew a soft spot for him when he was on my team."

"Aw, sooo sweet." Lindsay swoons.

"Hey, what brand of spray tan do you use?" Topher asks.

"Orange glory." She replies.

"Really? Do you know where I can buy some?" Topher asks.

Topher's mic starts speaking and he listens to it.

"Well, the producers are telling me we're out of time." Topher announces.

"Really? It feels like we just started?" Lindsay questions.

"Yes, well time flies when you are full of air."

"Aw thanks tuna." She replies. "Wait…"

Topher turns towards the camera. "This has been an exciting aftermath and we're so glad our audience is here to enjoy it!"

The audience cheers.

"We'll see you guys next week for more drama, backstabbing, and eliminations on the next episode of Total. Drama. Kazan Island!"

"Wait… that wasn't a compliment!" Lindsay blurts out before the screen fades and goes to the end credits.