Hunger Games Abridged!
A/N: Like I said, I'm sick, so UPDATING DAY!
Thanks to the reviewers who reviewed Chapter 11! I don't own "Boyfriend" by Justin Bieber..."Colors of the wind" by Disney, "Masquerade" from Phantom of the opera, "Welcome to my life" by Simple Plan, or "Free" from Barbie Princess and the Pauper...
Wetstar: I'm personally thinking that's how it'd go in real life...
Writing-noobie: I always smile when I read if people lost it reading my stories. Makes me feel good. And MAYBE IN MY OPINION, THE BEST CHAPTER IS WHEN KATNISS GOES INTO A MUSICAL NUMBER?!
Y. O. L. O so do it right: I was too
Guest: loved the super duper parts too!
Rue is blue: I hope I get more reviews...ONLY ONE MORE UNTIL FIFTY PEOPLE!
SUZy Boyle: I guess
(Katniss faints, and you can hear the thud from the stage)
Ceaser: Guess she's head over heels in love with you too huh?
Peeta: I guess. I LOVE HER SOO MUCH! I WATCHED HER WALK HOME EVERY DAY, AND I HAVE HER OLD BOW AND ARROW!
(distant yelling)
Gale: THAT'S WHERE IT WENT! AND THAT WAS MINE!
(distant arrow comes out of nowhere and hits Peeta in the knee)
PEETA: EFHRWUFHIRFUHILRGB WTF?!
(timer rrrings)
Ceaser: WELL, LOOKIT THE TIME! BYE PEETA!
(kicks him off the stage)
(Katniss wakes up and grabs him and shoves him against the wall)
Katniss: WHAT THE HELL PEETA?! YOU SAY YOU HATE ME AND NOW YOU LOVE ME! WHAT IS THIS TWILIGHT?!
Haymitch: Uhhh actually Bella was head over heels in love with Edward and then he left-
(Doesn't finish cause he gets a heel to the knee from Effie)
Haymitch: WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU WOMAN?!
Effie: TWILIGHT IS HORRIBLE! I CAN'T SAY WHAT'S WORSE! MY IMMORTAL OR TWILIGHT!
Peeta: She's just worried about her BOYFRIEND
(distant singing)
Gale: If I was your boyfriend, I'd never let you go...
Peeta: HEY THAT'S MY JOB!
Katniss: UGH! MEN!
*stomps away*
*That night...*
Haymitch: It's been nice knowing you. Stay alive
Katniss and Peeta: DUHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHH
*Middle of the night*
Katniss: *wakes up* Stupid Nargles
*walks around on the roof*
Katniss: CAN YOU SING WITH ALL THE VOICES OF THE MOUNTAIN! CAN YOU PAINT WITH ALL THE COLORS OF THE WINDDDDDDDDDD!
Peeta: I can
Katniss: ACK! YOU!
*gets her bow and arrow and aims for his knee*
Peeta: WAIT! I'M NOT GONNA PROFESS MY LOVE FOR YOU AGAIN!
Katniss: BETTER NOT!
*puts away bow and arrow, and looks to the crowd*
Katniss: Are they wearing clothes?
Peeta: Maybe. Maybe not
*Singing arises from the Capitol crowd*
Crowd: MASQUERADE! PAPER FACES ON PARADE! MASQUERADE, LOOK AROUND THERE'S ANOTHER MASK BEHIND YOU!
(Katniss looks around)
Katniss: WHERE?!
(Peeta sneaks up on her with a jigsaw mask)
Peeta: I wanna play a game, but I don't wanna be a piece in it
Katniss: AUGH!*shoots him in the knee and runs*
Peeta: Owww...TO BE HURT, TO BE LEFT OUT IN THE DARK, TO BE ON THE EDGE OF BREAKING DOWN, AND NO ONE THERE TO SAVE YOU! WELCOME TO MY LIFE!
Katniss:*falls asleep and Cinna wakes her up*
Cinna: COME ON! WE HAVE TO SEE YOU GO TO YOUR IMPENDING DOOM!
Katniss: What?
Cinna:*mutters* nothing
(he gives her clothes and she gets in a hovercraft)
(Woman comes over with the tracker thingy)
Woman: INJECTIONNNNNNNNNNNN
Katniss: IT HURTSSS!
Haymitch: Not as much as your intestines falling out
(They stare)
Haymitch:Never mind
(They fly over to the arena. Katniss starts singing)
Katniss: I CLOSE MY EYES AND FEEL MYSSELF FLYY A THOUSAND MILES AWAYYYYYYYYYYYYY I COULD TAKE FLIGHT, BUT WOULD IT BE RIGHT? MY CONCIONCE TELLS ME STAY!
Haymitch: (slaps her)
(She jumps out of the hovercraft and to unlucky luck, lands in the tube)
Katniss: DAMNIT!
(cinna enters)
Cinna: HERE YO PIN GURL, I MADE SURE YOU HAD IT!
Katniss: Thank you Cinna
(Intercom)
Voice:10 seconds to launch
Katniss: OH CRAP WHAT DO I DO, WHAT DO I DO, WHAT DO I DO!?
Cinna: Stay alive
Katniss: Damnit, did Haymitch posses you?
(He doesn't respond and simply shoves her into the tube)
(Katniss freaks out)
Katniss: AUFGHHHHHHHHHHHHH
(rises)
Claudius Templesmith: WELCOME TO YOUR IMPENDING DOOM!
(Peeta's and Cato's parents)
Parents: YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
THERE WE GO! REVIEW!
