Inspired by 'Organization XIII at Walt Disney World!' by bluemoonlightgirl.


Today, everyone woke up in a bad mood. It seems like something had happened to make everyone really pissy, so they decided that the one and only Magic Kingdom could make everyone feel better. So they boarded the bus and took their seats. After riding for awhile, they finally arrived and took to different parts of the park.

Xemnas, Xaldin, and Saix

They really didn't know what to do. No, im being like freaking ass serious, they walked around for like, an hour, trying to decide. A shitty move, I know, but whatever. So after walking around for an hour, they choose to do a ride called Snow White's Scary Adventure. What it was, they didn't know. So the got in line and waited until they got in their car.

"We are in a mine car, watching animatronics do the same old stuff. Fun." Xaldin says sarcastically.

"Well, it's the fun of riding it, not that it's real." Xemnas reminds him.

"Whatever."

All three of them got a car to themselves because they were lucky. You see, this car holds six people, now, sense everyone behind them had four people or more, they couldn't ride. So the person working the ride said 'screw it' and let them ride. Anyway, as the ride went on, they saw a pretty black haired girl. That was fake of course, for it was Snow White.

"She is pretty." Saix says as he agrees with what the ride had described her as.

"Not as pretty as Belle." Xaldin says.

"Get over her! She's with the Beast! She will never find you attractive!" Xemnas says, turning around to see Xaldin.

"She will love me dammit! She'll find me attractive even if I have to shove that love down her throat!"

"Ummm, maybe you should calm down before you brutally stab us all." Saix says.

"Psh, whatever." Xaldin repeats.

"Hey look, it's Larxene." Saix says, pointing to the old witch.

"Haha, yeah." The other two laugh.

On the other side of the park

Larxene is walking with the others until she stops.

"What's wrong Larxene?" Axel asks.

"I don't know, but I have the strange urge to kill Saix now."

Xemnas, Xaldin and Saix

The ride soon ends quickly afterwards and they all get out to go do whatever they do.

Vexen

Vexen was at a bench, sitting and watching people go by. Like some stalker or pedofile would do. He did this for awhile, before heading to go meet up with a group or someone.

Lexaeus

Lexaues sadly got caught up with a group of four and five year olds and was playing with them in a toy store. Sure, it was a little weird for a guy to be playing with kids that weren't his and for him to be swinging a fake sword making 'woosh' noises, but he didn't care. He was having the best time of his life.

Xigbar, Zexion, Axel, Demyx, Luxord, Marluxia, Larxene, and Roxas

"Lookit guys! Horsies!" Demyx squeals running over.

"He does know that those aren't real, right?" Roxas asks.

"I don't think he does." Axel answers.

The rest of the walk over to find it's a carrousel, Cinderella's Golden Carrousel, to be exact. So they all walk away but....

"Please guys! I wanna ride the horsies!" Demyx pleads.

"Ugh, fine." Zexion says.

So they all get in line and wait.

"Your turn." The worker says.

"YAY!" Demyx yells running on first.

Everyone gets on a horse and the ride starts. Going up and down in a big circle.

"What is your horsies name? Mine's is Chester." Demyx says petting the fake horse.

"Flaming." Axel quickly says.

"That doesn't sound right at all." Xigbar reminds him after snickering.

"Lady Gaga!" Luxord squeals hugging his horse.

"Marluxia the second." Marluxia says, being very, very, VERY self-absorbed.

"Lighting." Larxene says, a small bolt of lighting coming from her antenna bangs.

"Xiggleworth the third." Xigbar says.

"Who were the first two?" Zexion asks.

"I don't know."

"Nice. Well mine is named Alice." Zexion says proudly.

"Please don't tell me that's from Twilight." Axel says sadly.

"Well, I was getting the name from that girl named Alice that lives in Wonderland, but now that you mention it, there is a girl named Alice in that book." Zexion explains.

"Shit." Axel groans.

"What bout your's Roxy?" Demyx asks, hugging Chester.

"Ummmmm.....Jesse." Roxas says randomly.

"Ooooohh! I get it! Like Jesse McCartney!" Demyx says loudly.

"Don't you ever compare me horse to Jesse McCartney, you got that! This horse isn't a singer who sings for fan girls and sometimes boys!" Roxas says, foaming out the mouth a bit.

"But don't you own a bunch of his songs?" Axel asks.

"........Shut up, Axel." Roxas says, turning and going into loner mode.

The ride soon stops and they all say goodbye. Everyone, or most of them, get off and say by to the fake horses. Luxord hugs his and skips off, but Demyx threw a fit. He wouldn't get off. Axel had to pick him up and drag him out while he pouted and screamed trying to bring Chester home with him. Did everyone look at them like they were crazy? Yes. Did people wonder why they would let them into a park? Yes. Did some little kids do the same thing? Yes. So now, all of your questions have been answered.

Vexen and Lexaeus

The two had met up by accident, but they didn't care. Now Vexen didn't look like he wanted to rape small children and Lexaues didn't look like he had mental issues.

"So what do you want to do?" Vexen asks.

Lexaeus shrugs as they continue to walk the park called Magic Kingdom. Sadly, they didn't see why this place was called that. Vexen said that their was no magic here whatsoever. But then again, Vexen doesn't understand a lot of things that have to do with feelings.

".......That." Lexaeus finally says, pointing to a ride.

It was a ride that had a bunch of plants around it that looked like a giant science project. You know the ones. Ya know, the ones where the kids take Styrofoam balls and paint them to look like planets. Then they put the giant Styrofoam sun in the middle and shove coat hangers in it and shove the other planets on the other end of the coat hanger. Well yeah, that's what this ride looked like, only it was much more convincing. So they get in line to ride.

Xigbar, Zexion, Axel, Demyx, Luxord, Marluxia, Larxene, and Roxas

They had all spilt up earlier, because of the whole 'horsies' thing, but then they all met up on the same ride, so they said screw it and joined back up again.

"I hated that ride." Zexion says.

"Dude, that rocked! It was Space Mountain! How can you hate Space Mountain!?!" Xigbar says.

"The only reason you love it so much, is because it has to do with your element. Space." Marluxia points out.

"So?"

"Sigh, lets just get moving." Marluxia finally says, leading the group to go somewhere else.

Xemnas, Xaldin, and Saix

They had just boarded the ride called Peter Pan's Flight. And sense all of them had been to a mission there, it freaked there minds.

"How do they know about this world!?! Xemnas screams.

"I bet they've been spying on us." Saix tells him.

"Or maybe that world is a movie on this world!" Xaldin says, knowing the truth.

Xemnas and Saix look at one another and then beat him in the ride.

"YOU'RE ONE OF THEM!?!?!" Saix screams.

"Stop beating me you fags!" Xaldin yells in defense.

"I'll turn you into a Dusk! You can count on it!" Xemnas yells.

They soon get done with the ride. Xaldin runs out with Xemnas and Saix quickly following him. Xaldin was running for his life, Xemnas and Saix were chasing Xaldin to the death. Not something that you'd expect to see, but still, you saw it. Congratulations.

Leaving group

Soon everyone runs into each other in a really weird way. Lexaeus and Vexen were standing around, holding a map to pick out the next ride. Xaldin ran into Lexaues who shot him a death glare, and Xemnas and Saix tackled Xaldin to the ground. Roxas and Axel we're skipping, holding each other's hand. Yeah, it gave off the wrong vib, we all know that. With Marluxia following the two of them, trying to join the holding hands party. Demyx was dancing to the beat in his own head, which was a maraca if you all want to know. Xigbar was recording Demyx shack what his momma gave him, his bum if you guys don't get it. Luxord was running trying to see the fight, but got dragged into it. While Larxene just nodded in shame as she and Zexion were the only two being rational as of this moment.

Soon, they all were at the same place. Xemnas and Saix beating Xaldin and Luxord, Lexaeus and Vexen still looking at that map, not caring about how Xaldin and Luxord were being brutally beaten. Demyx dancing in circles as Xigbar recorded, which also gave off a really strange vib. Yeah, don't ask. Axel and Roxas were holding hands, spinning in circles. Again, don't ask. While Zexion went over with Lexaeus and Vexen to look at the map, while Larxene went over to buy herself a beer. Why they were selling beer at the Magic Kingdom in that spot, no one will know. Oh yeah! And Marluxia was pouting cause he didn't get no love from Axel or Roxas.

"Enough!" Zexion screamed, showing that he had, had enough. "Now, what is going on here?!"

"They're beating me because I apparently 'know to much'." Xaldin replies, as Xemnas is pulling on his hair. Saix biting on his ankle.

"Oh yeah." Larxene remembers, walking over to Saix. She gives him a swift, and should I mention HARD, kick in the butt. "That's for doing something that makes me want to do that!"

"Okay! Enough everyone! We have all lost our minds! Look at us! Xemnas and Saix, you've lost it. Xigbar has become a stalker, Xaldin is being Xaldin. Vexen is not giving a crap what the hell happens and Lexaeus has frightened us all at times. Axel and Roxas might be turning gay, Luxord is staying sober, while Marluxia is pouting, Larxene is being mean, and Demyx is being Demyx. I think we've all become worse than what we were when we were at home." Zexion explains to the group.

"We are not gay." Roxas and Axel put in.

"Yeah, whatever. No one cares right now." Zexion replies. "So, we all have to calm down. Or I, Zexion, might freaking lose my MIND! Huff, huff, huff.........Now, Demyx. Pick the ride that we will ALL, and I mean ALL go on. Then we will go home."

"Lets go oooooooooooooonnnnnn, THAT ONE!" Demyx shouts.

They all look at the ride titlds, 'it's a small world'. Everyone shrugs, and walks towards it. After waiting in line and getting strange looks for fellow park goers, they finally get in a boat. Luckily, they can all get in one boat. So, they take their seats, but move to fix the problem with the seating arrangements. The problem was, was that Lexaues was so big, that it made the boat tip. He had to much muscle to sit on the side, so he was placed in the middle. In the very back were the three heaviest members of the Organization. Lexaeus in the middle sense he was the heaviest of the Organization, with Xaldin on the left and Saix on right. In the second middle row, was, from left to right, Vexen, Luxord, Marluxia, and Xemnas. In the first middle row, also from left to right, was Xigbar, Demyx and Larxene. And in the very front was Zexion, Axel, and Roxas. So, the ride began and it was quite peaceful at first.

"This ride sucks." Xaldin grumbles to himself and the other people who actually cared enough to listen.

"Well, Xaldin, you'll just have to deal with it." Lexaeus says very sternly, his arms resting on the back of the boat.

"Ugh."

"Xaldin, stop being such an asshole." Luxord says.

"No." Xaldin pouts.

Then everyone got into a big argument thanks to who? That's right kiddies! Xaldin! Cookies for all who got it right! So while everyone was yelling and screaming, scaring everyone in other boats who had good, well, okayish hearing. This continued until they heard IT.

"What's that noise?" Roxas asks.

"What noise?" Axel asks in return.

"Don't you hear it?" Roxas asks, putting a question on a question on a question.

"You know, I hear it, too." Demyx adds.

"What is it?" Larxene asks hatefully.

"It sounds like...." Saix starts.

"Singing?" The whole Organization says at once. And that's when it started.

"It's a small world after all. It's a small world after all. It's small world after all. It's a small, small world." The robots sang.

The whole Organization looks at one another, and then at the robots, then at each other, and then also at the robots. As they were doing this, the robots continued to sing the repetitive song.

"AHHHHH!!!!!" Everyone in the boat screams while looking at someone else.

"This ride worse than what it originally was!" Xaldin screams as he sinks into his seat.

"It'll be okay, Lexaeus. It'll be okay." Lexaeus chants.

"Why did you let Demyx chose the ride! Why, Zexion!?! WHY!?!?!?!" Saix asks in anger, trying to reach the short member.

"You are the Superior, and as such, you must remain calm." Xemnas reassures himself.

"You're in your happy place, Marly, in you're happy place." Marluxia says as his eyes are sealed shut while he pets his hair.

"Well, old reliable, here's your chance to shine." Luxord says as he takes a swig of rum that he keeps in his coat.

"Give me some!" Vexen whines, looking for some kind of relief.

"Must. Shove. Kunai. In. Ears." Larxene says as she resists the urge to do so.

"Demyx! Noooo! We've lost Demyx to the dark side!" Xigbar screams.

"It's a small world after all. It's a small world after all. It's small world after all. It's a small, small world." Demyx sings along.

Zexion sits quietly while he him hums 'lalalalala' over and over and over again. Trying to rid himself of the many voices from the world, or should I say ride, around him.

"No! Get out of my head! OUT OF MY HEAD!" Roxas yells as he holds his hands over his ears.

While everyone is doing that, Axel is holding the urge back to drown himself in the water that is so close by, that it temps him so. This ride was only half way down, and the Organization was breaking down. Fast.......Except Demyx. He actually enjoyed the ride.

"Come on guys! Sing along!" Demyx encourages.

"NO!" The other twelve members reply.

"Why not!?!"

"Just no!"

Soon everyone was so emotionally unstable, that they could barley speak. So to stop from committing suicide, they were doing some rather weird things. Habits, if you will. Xaldin was biting on his dread locks, relieving the idea to strangle himself with them, while Lexaeus was twiddling his thumbs, trying to stop himself from punching himself in the face. Saix was, um, how do I put this without scaring you all? Um, he was cuddling the Superior's hair. Coughgaycough. Oops, did I say that? Anyway, while Saix was doing......'that', Xemans was humming loudly. So loud, that it was very annoying. It was the kind of humming that happens when you're taking a test in school, and you can't concentrate because of it. Yeah, that kind of humming loudly. Anyway, Marluxia was in the fetal position, rocking back and forth for comfort. Luxord and Vexen were now drunk, swaying and moving to the beat. At least they had gotten something out of this ride. Demyx was singing along, while Xigbar was mourning over the lose of his dear naive friend. Larxene was biting on a blade of her kunai that she was hiding with the long sleeve of her coat. Hey, at least she wasn't stabbing herself with them. Zexion was actually able to blank out during this time, which made him one of the few lucky members. But this is the second strangest thing sense what Saix was doing. Roxas and Axel were hugging, rocking back and forth and were crying inside. Not on the outside where everyone could see them, but in the inside, where that empty region in their chest was.

Soon the ride was over, and thank Kingdom Hearts everyone let out a sigh of relief. They all hopped out of the boat and ran to the hotel. No, im serious, they freaking ran to their hotel. Weird, I know.

Xemnas, Xaldin, and Saix

"I feel like my innocence has been taken." Xemnas tells his roommates.

"My minds virginity is no more!" Xaldin calls out and slams his face into a pillow.

"It's okay. I think everyone's is like that. Except for Demyx's. His minds virginity must be like stainless steel." Saix explains while giving Xaldin a big hug.

Vexen and Lexaeus

"Hey, sexy thing." A drunk Vexen tells Lexaeus.

"Oh Kingdom Hearts." Lexaues says as he runs into the bathroom.

Xigbar, Zexion, Luxord, Demyx, and Roxas

"Ah, a nice relaxing shower gets rid of everything. I may still remember that I went on that horrid ride, but boy do I not feel like I did." Xigbar explains.

"Not so loud." Luxord says in pain. It seems like his hangover was coming on.

"Well, im hitting the bed early tonight." Zexion says as he hears Xigbar snicker. "And that's gross Xigbar. That is seriously gross."

"Why aren't you with your boy toy, Roxas?" Xigbar asks.

"One, that's gross, and two, he went to the bar." Roxas pouts.

"Fake ID." Luxord says before slamming his head into the bed.

"Do I really look that old?" Roxas asks sarcastically.

"No." Everyone quickly answers.

"Well don't worry. Soon you're boyfriend will be back and you can have some of that hot whoopie." Xigbar says, giggling through the whole thing as you can hear Luxord laugh obnoxiously in the background.

"Why does everyone think we're gay!?!?!" Roxas calls out.

"And what about you, Dem Dem?" Xigbar asks, ignoring Roxas.

"Shush! Im watching the Powerpuff Girls!" Demyx whines.

"That's manly."

"I know!"

Axel, Marluxia and Larxene

These three were at the bar, trying to get completely wasted. Axel ordered a beer, while Larxene was taking shots, and Marluxia was drinking a pink mixed drink. Yeah, Marly's drink was super manly and we all know it. Don't laugh. Don't do it.

"Hey guys, having fun!?!" Larxene calls out.

'She's drunk.' Axel and Marluxia say in their minds.

"Of course, darling." Marluxai replies.

"Yeah." Axel says.

"Good! Cause I feel sick!" She says proudly.

'Gross.' Marluxia thinks.

'Awesome.' Axel squeals in his mind.

"Well, it's getting late. We should go home. Right, Axel?" Marluxia says, trying to keep his friend safe from harm.

"No, let's stay awhile." Axel says, planning on sweet, sweet revenge from the beginning of this vacation with Larxene had hurt him. Yeah, he hadn't forgotten that.

"Okay!" Larxene says in the drunkest tone imaginable.

'I will not stand for this!' Marluxia says triumphantly in his mind.

So, as Axel is talking to a very drunk and out of it Larxene, Marluxia takes Axel's hand and places it on Larxene's butt. He then squeezes Axel's hand, which in turn squeezes Larxene's ass. And boy oh boy did she sure snap out of being drunk fast.

"Grrrrrrrrrrrr." Larxene growls.

"Playing kitty cat, Larxene. Well then me-OW! What was that for!?!" Axel says as he was shocked from his little maneuver.

"For touching my ass!" Larxene yells in great anger.

Axel looks puzzled and then finally realizes it. He looks at his left arm and follows it to Larxene behind. Oh Kingdom Hearts, it was still there! Axel quickly releases Larxene's buttocks and backs away slowly. As Larxene was cornering the poor guy.

"Larxene! I didn't do that! I swear!"

"Oh sure! Then who did? Marluxia." Larxene says sarcastically.

"Mar-.....Marluxia." Axel hisses in rage. "What the hell did you do!?!" Axel says pushing Larxene into some random gentlemen's lap. Who also got a sharp shock by the way.

"YOU did this!" Axel hisses.

"I did what? Purposely place your hand on Larxene's ass?" Marluxia says.

"Yes! Why did you do it!?!"

"I didn't do it." Marluxia lies.

'Liar.' Axel thinks.

Marluxia just smiles one of those secret slash evil smiles. That kind of smile that says 'what ever are you talking about' to everyone, but to you it says 'in your face you d-bag.' So, Axel takes Marluxia's girl-.....I mean manly, pink cocktail and dumps it on his head. Oh boy, did Marluxia really get pissed. And surprisingly, no one in the Disney bar, again, weird, I know, that this little fight was going on. Great security, am I right? Anyway, so as Marluxia was having a hissy fit, Axel trying to defend himself, while Larxene was soon closing in on her prey, being Axel, it finally happened. A miracle in their sad little lives. Sure Axel and Marluxia still got hurt, but whatever. At least they weren't murdered. Anyway, moving on with the little miracle.

Larxene has managed to shock Axel, who in turn was holding on to Marluxia. So, both of them got a painful shock, which made Larxene happy and she headed for their room. Axel had managed to get Marluxia hurt, and also piss him off for the day, so he was going to go hang out with Roxas. And little miss, I mean sir Marluxia got hurt, yes, but saved his dear old friend Larxy from making an ass of herself. So with that, he too, headed for their makeshift home.

Xigbar, Zexion, Axel, Demyx, Luxord, Marluxia, Larxene and Roxas

When the three of them arrived, what they saw was weird, but hey, at least it was quiet. Xigbar was asleep in a recliner, with a big, fuzzy blanket draped over him. On the floor a few feet below him was Demyx, who was sleeping on a big pillow with many blankets on the floor, with the tv playing the Powerpuff girls over and over again. Zexion had fallen asleep normally, thank Kingdom Hearts. At least he was sane. Ahem, anyway, Luxord was on the floor, booze in hand. Apparently his cure for a hangover was more whiskey and rum. But, Roxas was nowhere in sight. Axel, of course, was having a panic attack. Marluxia and Larxene just brushed Roxas's disappearance, for the second time in this trip, as nothing and went on to bed.

"Roxas. Roxas! Where are you!?!" Axel whisper yelled.

"In the bathroom." Roxas answers, his called muffled.

"Why?"

"I don't wanna be called gay." Roxas whines.

"Oh."

So Axel went to his big bed alone tonight. It was so roomy without Roxy there. Sigh, the pain, but, life goes on.

"Damn you, Xigbar." Axel whispers to himself.

So, that night everyone went to bed dreaming of weird things. Xemnas dreamt about him and Saix frolicking through the flowers......don't ask. Xigbar's wasn't T rated. Lets just say that, if he had a dream bubble above his head, his would be covered with a black screen, and written on that would be XXX, if ya know what I mean. Xaldin's was about that horrible ride. Vexen dreamt of scaring innocent children everywhere, like he does every night. Lexaeus dreamt of being tortured. Again, do not ask. Saix had the same dream as Xemnas, only it was with himself and Mr. Tinklebottom. Once again, don't ask. Axel dreamt of how lonely he was. Sad, we all know. Demyx dreamt of being a Powerpuff Girl. For the fourth time, don't ask. Luxord wasn't dreaming at all. Marluxia was dreaming about himself being a very attractive hot girl.....With pink hair! For the final time, do not ask! Larxene was dreaming about being the ruler of the world. And wittle Roxas was sleeping in the bathtub, dreaming of heterosexual thoughts. What Xigbar said to him really hit him hard. So that night, they slept like strange, Nobody babies.


A weird chapter I know, but the next one will be better. I promise. Anyway, im so sorry that this story doesn't get updated very often, but sense it's nearing it's end, it will be updated more often. I swear. So, leave me a nice review and no flames.