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Chapter 12

"Sesshomaru, I've been thinking. Maybe Izayoi or Sakura should carry the baby." Kikyo said, wrapping her arms around Sesshomaru's neck.

"I shudder at the thought of my mother pregnant at her age. Izayoi's not much better."

"Oh, right. Like you don't want me."

Sesshomaru looked over to his mate, running his hand along her side, feeling the softness of her body. He cupped her breast, squeezing delicately. He saw his arm quiver. Odd, he hadn't felt that. Of course, it was Onigumo's arm. Sesshomaru turned on his side, looking down on Kikyo. Even with her pregnant belly, she looked delicate. Beautiful and fragile, like a glass vase. His hand began randomly running fingers over her body, teasing her nipples, put his finger in her belly button.

"Go ahead with Izayoi. She loves being pregnant, for some odd reason. Must be a chick thing."

"Nothing wrong with it."

"I find that to be a personal opinion." Sesshomaru said, right before he pulled Kikyo closer to him and kissed her.

'Just three days and you're the horn dog again?' Kikyo asked over the bond.

'Shut up. I'm trying to sleep.' Sesshomaru said, laying back down.

"Dumb dog." Kikyo spat, then laid down beside him.


"I refuse to be a mother again! My back felt like a rabid hyena was chewing on it for seven freaking months, and it only ended after I gave birth." Sakura cried.

"You were a giant dog at the time." Sesshomaru said, his eyes narrowed in the lingering suspicion that his resurrection had driven his mother 'in technical terms' completely bonkers.

"So were you!" Sakura shot back.

Sesshomaru's eyes widened in surprise. "I don't remember giving birth, but if I do, you'll be the first to know."

Kikyo looked like she was gonna throw up. "Uh, guys? Pregnant here? I don't' need that particular…eh…maybe I do."

"You're looking at my butt, aren't you?"

"Yep."

Sesshomaru rolled his eyes and started reaching for the tequila on the table. He raised it to his face then realized it was empty. He broke it over his head.

"Would you stop that!? You might go insane. Hell, you might be insane."

"Well, I might be a little bit loco, but it keeps me from losing my mind, oh but half insane, that's okay babe, a little bit crazy's alright."

"Don't quote country." Kikyo snarled at him.

Sesshomaru leaned back in the couch and groaned. "Izayoi, please, end my misery."

She handed him a full bottle of Irish whiskey. Sesshomaru took it and drowned his tongue.

"Great, now he's a drunk." Sakura said.

"Hush. Kiko, I'll carry him. For once I want a normal childbirth. Just wanted to feel that once."

"Don't get sappy." Sakura snarled.

"You shut up! I'm the only sane person in this whole house, Ican be as fucking sappy as I want, you she-whore!"

Sesshomaru tensed up at that. "Is there any other kind?"

"Silence, man-jig."


So, that's that. Izayoi's carryin' the kid. And she's the only sane person in the house. So she says. Me, I'm thinking she's a little on the 'err' side at the moment.