Me: I'm ba-ack! Actually, I was always thinking of posting a new one. I have SOO many ideas, but I didn't have my computer to write them down on and it takes FOREVER to write on my phone :'(. Oh well. At least it was for only three weeks and I'm planning to get my own computer!

Ghai: *Death glare*

Me: *backs away slowly* H-hi Ghai. Nice weather we're having. (It's raining outside =_=)

Ghai:*scoots closer* You. Write. Now. Before you get beat up for leaving me to starve for three whole weeks.

Me: Hai! *runs away screaming*

Disclaimer: HOWMANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO SAY THIS BEFORE YOU ARE SATISFIED? I DO NOT OWN NARUTO!

Sort of warning you for some language I used in this one

Naruto poked the brown… substance again with his spoon. "What is that?" He asked Sasuke again for the umpteenth time.

"Like I said before, I don't know." He replied. The two boys eyed the food quizzically. The dish included what looked like chicken, a hardboiled egg, some sort of green thing, and a brown sauce of some sort. "Why don't you ask Kiba, he's the one who gave you this?"

Naruto ignored Sasuke's question and leaned closer to the dish. "Neh Sasuke, try it."

Sasuke rolled his eyes. "So now I'm your test subject?"

"Please?" Naruto said to Sasuke with puppy dog eyes.

"Hn, you're only asking me to try it because you know you are too scared and can't handle it." Sasuke teased with a smirk.

"Psh W-what?! Puh-lease. I can handle anything, but I'm not so sure about you! Hmph." He argued.

"Oh yeah, you wanna prove it?" Sasuke tested. Naruto slammed his spoon inside of the food and put the spoonful into his mouth. Sasuke looked at him curiously, wondering about his reaction.

"Is it good?" Sasuke asked Naruto. Naruto swallowed the food.

"It actually taste kind of good." He said, smacking his licks together repetitively. "It's li-" Naruto stopped talking and moving, closing his mouth and sitting straight up. His face comically turned bright red.

Sasuke inched closer apprehensively. "Naruto, you okay?" he asked him.

Naruto jumped up and ran to his kitchen sink. "W-WATER!" He screamed. Naruto ducked under the faucet and turned on the water till no more could come out, almost drowning himself.

Sasuke didn't know if he should be amused or should be worried about this, so he walked up to the blonde while chuckling and patted his back. "Naruto-you okay?" He asked again,trying to contain himself from laughing.

Naruto started coughing, turning the water off, face bright red, started to sweat. Naruto paced back and forth. " Holy shit Sasuke it's spicy!" Naruto started to pant and jump up and down. Sasuke bursted out laughing. "Sas'ke I's nogh funny!" He said with a lisp.

"H-here, take off you sweatshirt." He said, pulling the clothing ware off of Naruto.

"Oh mah god! I's gehing worse Sas'ke! Hep me!" He screamed, grabbling onto Sasuke's shoulders and shaking him.

"Calm down dobe. Sasuke pried himself out of Naruto's grasp and took out a carton of ice cream from his freezer. Chocolate. Oh well, I'll buy Itachi another one later. He thought to himself while shrugging his shoulders. Sasuke took out a spoon from a drawer and headed towards his bouncing, bright red, panting blonde. "Here" he said, handing the carton to Naruto.

Grabbing the spoon quickly, he shoved it inside of the ice cream and stuffed it inside of his mouth, savoring the coldness. He ate as much as he could and swallowed, but it only worked temporarily.

"Ugh SASUKE!" He screamed, dropping the ice cream carton onto the floor and latched his hands onto Sasuke's shoulders.

"Wha-" was all he got to say before Naruto plunged his tongue into Sasuke's mouth. Sasuke quietly moaned as Naruto harshly devoured his mouth, tongue licking the roof of his mouth and wrestling his tongue with his. Naruto moaned too, leaning forward so the kiss could deepen. Sasuke and Naruto fell onto the kitchen tiles.

"Guh," Sasuke said as his back harshly collided with the floor, a panicking blonde idiot on top of him, still devouring his mouth. Sasuke held Naruto's shoulders and flipped the two around. Sasuke forced Naruto's tongue out of his mouth and back into his own. Sasuke tasted the inside of Naruto's. Chocolaty and a bit spicy. He thought.

Naruto stopped moving and let out a sigh of relief. Sasuke lifted up his head and leaned back. "Better?" he asked Naruto.

Naruto blushed and looked away. "yeah… thanks." He said.

Sasuke smirked and started to stand up, bringing Naruto, who was clinging tightly around his neck, up with him.

"Hm?" Naruto mumbled as Sasuke lifted him up fireman style (if that's what it's called) and started walking out of the kitchen and up the stairs. "W-what are you doing?" Naruto asked him.

"Finishing off what you started." He answered, slapping Naruto's butt.

"What? Put me down! Sasuke!" Naruto screamed. Good thing no one is home right now. Sasuke thought.

Sasuke closed the bedroom door with his foot and basically threw Naruto onto the bed. "Sasuke, I said no!"

Sasuke climbed on top of Naruto and pinned the said blonde's hands above his head. "No! Bad Sasuke! Stop-mmph!" He protested when Sasuke cut him off with his lips.

Naruto moaned and Sasuke leaned back up. "You were saying?"

Naruto looked away and mumbled," I only kissed you because it was too spicy."

Sasuke pecked Naruto's lips and ground into the blonde.

"Mm" Naruto moaned. "I h-hate you, teme." He said to his boyfriend, blushing.

"Hn, love you too dobe."

Me: Hmm, should I continue?

Ghai: YES!

Me: Nah I'll write a lemon later on in life x}

Ghai: *Gets out the pitchforks*

Me: Run away!

Thanks for reading this chapter! Please review!

Mwahahaha I'm so evil for ending it there!

By the way, the food was called Doro Wot. You should look it up so you could see what it looks like. X)

Bye!