YAAYY! CHAPTER...umm... gosh darnet I forgot what chapter this was _ dang my absent mindnessness...ness! Well anyways... I'll prolly remember it in like 5 mins into writing X3 so um... enjoy! oh and if you want your own OC in this story then telleth mee! :3 OH WAIT NOW I REMEMBER ITS CHAPTER 11! LOL okay well yeah enjoy!


"WAIT PIZZA MAN!COME BAAAACK!" Okami, Kimi, and Tobi were all yelling as they chased the poor, messed up looking pizza guy who looked like he just crapped his pants.

Yeah... heres a flashback.

Flashback!

"OKAMI!" Ketsueki yelled in Okami's poor ear. Okami groaned "WHAT?"

"I'm huungy!" she wined, giving Okami her cutest puppy face.

Okami raised an eyebrow. "And what do you want me to do?" Ketsueki pouted.

"Buy me pizza!" she wined again.

Okami sighed "No. you have your own money. And I'm still mad at you guys for getting wasted."

"But I'm broooooke!" she wined again.

Okami growled "No."

"DARNET WOMAN BUY ME SOME DANG FOOD IM STARVING AND I WILL EAT HIDAN'S FREAKEN ARM IF YOU DON'T!" Ketsueki screamed getting a "Wut?" from Hidan.

"Well maybe you wouldn't be so freaken broke if you didn't waste all your money on beer you noik!" Okami said.

Kimi titled her head "What's a noik?"

"I don't know!" Okami replied shrugging "I just.. made it up..like zonkowad..."

Kitsune walked into the kitchen yawning. "Hey guys... ugh Friday afternoon and I'm already getting tired. Hm.. I'm hungry. Can we like, order a pizza?"

"No I will not-" Okami's stomach growled. She groaned "Fine. I'll order a dang pizza."

Five minutes later.

Ding dong!

"Okami that's the door bell!" Kimi yelled.

Taka jumped up "Yaay! pizza! oh yeah! pizza! woot! pizza! piiizzzzaaaaaa!"

Okami ran to the door.

When she opened it she saw a very dorky, goony looking guy holding a large pizza.

His name tag said "Albert" Hm...Albert?

"Heres your pi-" he was about to say before Kimi and Tobi ran up.

Kakuzu also came following.

"How much is this pizza?" Kakuzu asked, scaring Albert a little.

"It's 19.99. Extra large size." he said kinda nervously.

"RIPOFF!" Kakuzu yelled.

Kimi slapped Kakuzu "Darnet man! I just want pizza who cares if its 20 bucks!"

Kakuzu growled before Okami stomped on his foot and pushed him into a closet. "Stay away cheapskate!"

Tobi grabbed the pizza. "Oooooo! It smells delicious! Albert Albert! come into our house and be our friend!" Kimi nodded "Yeah Al! jooin uuusss!" she said very creepily and alien like. The pizza man shrugged "Uumm... okay."

Okami glanced and saw why they were so hyped. Pixie stix. Like 10 of them. Empty.

She facepalmed then notice a few left. She slid over there, shrugged, and ate a few and before long, it hit her.

They were all sitting at the table, eating pizza. Tobi and Kimi kept poking Albert and Tobi man-

hugged him. Poor Albert looked scared right now.

Then Kakuzu burst out of the closest and threw Albert into the livingroom. Poor Al!

Okami growled and jumped at Kakuzu, getting tentacle choked. Deidara growled and started blowing up Kakuzu before Hidan joined in and started trying to cut Deidara.

Poor Albert crapped his pants and ran off before Kimi and Tobi wailed "Nooo!" and Okami got out of Kakuzu's grasp.

They all ran after him yelling, "WAIT PIZZA MAN! COME BAAACK!"

End of Flashback!

Okami groaned. "I'm boooorreed and Albert leeeftt and Kakuzu's a groofernob!"

Hidan growled "Stop making up words!" Okami growled "No you!" Hidan threw it back "No you!" before Okami smiled and said "Your mom!" then Hidan looked confused which made Kitsune laugh.

"Hey I know! Let's go to the mall!" Taka yelled. Neko squeed "Yaay!"

Okami smiled "Kay lemme get some good clothes on." She walked into her room and 5 seconds later came back out in different clothes.

Everyone just stared. "How the heck?" She gave a peace sign "Don't ask, mya!"

"Well, I'm gonna change right here." Kitsune said getting a creepy look from Hidan. She gasped "Perv!" before she ripped off her clothes. And under that outfit, was a whole different outfit.

"Do I even? No.. never mind." Kisame said shaking his head.

Kitsune and Okami high-fived each other.

They all got into the van and thus the mall trip begins.

Five minutes later Kimi and Okami were having a poke fight.

Kitsune was chugging down soda.

And Neko was playing her gameboy with Hidan, Ketsueki, and Tobi watching.

"Get the rings Neko!" Ketsueki yelled. Neko was playing Sonic.

"Okay, okay just let me play!" she was intently playing, about to beat a boss and get an insanely high score. Three more seconds. Two. One. "HEY NEKO WANNA JOIN OUR POKE FIGHT?" Okami scramed.

Neko got killed by the boss and failed the level and pretty much the whole game.

"GAAAHH!" she screamed and threw the gameboy out the window hitting a car.

Pain facepalmed. "Can we please have a quiet trip to the mall please?" he asked in a serious tone.

"Yes O Leader-Who-Has-A-Huge-Pole-Up-His-Butt-Sama." Okami said in an annoyed tone.

Pain just raised an eyebrow and shook his head before looking up at the road.

Then Kitsune burst out "I GOTTA PEE!" right in Sasori's ear.

Since, Sasori was now a human, he had been asleep and got woken up.

He sighed "Don't wake me up like that, brat." Kimi gasped "GASP! SASORI! THAT WORD IS FOR DEIDARA!" she hit him on the head with a random stick.

Sasori growled. Taka titled her head "Hey Kimi, where did ya get the stick?" Kimi pointed over to where the brake should be. "Oh I got this stick thingy over there when Pain wasn't looking."

"Kimi...that was the brake." Neko said. Everyone just stared before all the girls screamed.

"AAAHH WE'RE GONNA DDIIEE!" Okami screamed while flailing her arms.

She then started shaking Tobi "MAN WE GONNA DIE!" Tobi gasped and started screaming while Ketsueki and Kitsune were both shaking Kimi and trying to fit the brake back into socket.

All of the other ninja sighed "Guys, we're ninja. We'll just stop the car with our strength." Kisame said simply.

All of the girls stopped what they were doing and stared. "Oh." Kitsune shrugged and went back to chugging soda. Neko brought out another gameboy, and Kimi and Okami resumed their poke fight.

Taka just shrugged and started throwing cheese crackers and had Ketsueki catch them.

Kisame face palmed.

This was gonna be a long ride to the mall.


Eh, I know it sucked! :P the next one will be better! hopefully!

so anyways review pweeez! :3

Hidan: Sucked? SUCKED? THAT BEYONDLY SUCKED WHAT THE F- OH MY- AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH! CRAP MY EYES! OH JASHIN IT BURNS! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH MMMYYY EEEYYYEEESSSSS! MAKE IT STOOOOPPP!

* Closes purse * YEAH YOU BEHELD THE THING. OF SCARINESS. HEH. DONT ASK. SRSLY. JUST DONT.