The Cragley Villains
Bowser stared down Mr. L, who was flipping through the pages of the Light Prognosticus.
"Look," Bowser huffed. "You can have loyalty to Princess Daisy for all I care! All I want is MY Peach. You can do whatever you want to Mario."
"Tired of getting your ass beat, Koopa-that-has-a-weight-problem?" Mr. L smirked, making smoke come out of Bowser's nose.
"Say that to my face!" He huffed angrily.
"Shut up already, I found my answer," Mr. L hissed as he put back the Light Prognosticus. "And it turns out that something called the Darkness is going parallel to the Void."
"Some back up plan of your count, I bet!" Bowser accused.
"Dramatic much," Mr. L accused right back, going behind Merlon's house.
"Now where are you going?!" Bowser questioned as he followed.
Mr. L felt along the wall, eventually finding a hollow spot. He smirked as he opened a door. There was a rainbow porthole.
"Smart, fortune-teller-with-a-magnificent-robe," Mr. L commented.
Bowser questioned, "What the heck is that thing?"
Mr. L explained, "According to the notes your robed friend had, this porthole takes us to the other world, Dimmsdale."
"And that's a good thing?" Bowser asked, a bit confused.
Mr. L answered, "It will take us to where those bad-look-alikes-of-Brobot came from."
Bowser stated, "Well, what are we waiting for?! Let's go!"
"Finally we agree," Mr. L replied as he and Bowser jumped through the rainbow porthole.
Back in Dimmsdale, Timmy and Mark were in the dump. However, there was a big hole where Mark's spaceship used to be.
Timmy asked, a bit upset, "Where is your spaceship?!"
Mark looked up as he answered, "Oh, I sort of left it on Yugopotamia which of course is now gone-zo. But, the good news is I have no idea where this blue moon is that we seek." He paused as he added, "Oh wait. I meant to say the bad news is is that I have no idea where the blue moon is."
Timmy sighed as he grumbled, fighting back his pounding head, "Okay, we have no space ship, we have no idea where the blue moon is, and there is no one to help us since the Darkness took all of my friends and loved ones!"
Mark asked, "Uh, isn't there someone who hates you that can help us?"
Hearing that, Timmy smirked with an idea.
Meanwhile, in the Crocker Cave, Crocker was eating some cocktail weenies.
Crocker exclaimed, "Yes! After 30 years of searching, 13 nervous breakdowns, and 4,000 cocktail weenies my magic seeking telescope will finally locate the legendary Fairy World!"
At that moment, Crocker looked through the telescope and only saw the stars.
Automatic voice commented, "Fairy World not detected."
Crocker cried out, "Curses!" He looked behind him as he saw Timmy and Mark were behind him. He screamed as he started to say, "I didn't steal anything! I mean…"
Mark grabbed Crocker, lifted him up, dropped him; he reported, "Bad news, he's not a metal suck-y bot." He paused and corrected, "Oh, I mean good news!"
Crocker looked at Timmy an asked, "What's going on? How did you sneak this squid past mother?"
Timmy answered, "Long story short. I'm being hunted down by an evil black porthole in space and need your help to locate a mystical and magical blue moon."
Crocker smirked evilly as he stated, "Tell me that you have fairies and we have a deal."
Timmy flatly admitted, "I have fairies."
Crocker started to shout, "No use in denying it..." He realized what happened as he added, "Oh, man. That was anti-climatic. But, I'm a man of my word." That's when he looked through his telescope. He explained, "On my many failed attempts to find Fairy World, I did find this blue moon in the Vegan system. Gives off a large magic reading but detected no life on the moon."
Timmy looked through it as he gasped, "The star crater! That's it! We need to get to that moon, fast!"
Crocker pressed a button as a rocket appeared and stated, "Behold the Crocker rocket!"
Mark questioned, "Dude, aren't you like a teacher? How do you afford all of this stuff?"
Crocker awkwardly asked, "Remember the funds for the new school's science wing that went missing?"
Timmy answered, "Yeah?"
Crocker stated, "You're looking at them."
Timmy perked up as he asked, "And this will help us get to the blue moon of Vegan?"
Crocker pulled out a remote as he asked, "Does this answer your question?" He pressed the button and blasts off the rocket by accident. He admitted sheepishly, "We've probably should've been on that."
Mark screamed and asked, "What are we going to do now? We have to save my planet and I cannot pull a spaceship out of my pants!"
Timmy put up his hands as he answered, "Calm down. We know where the second wand is. And I can get us a space ship. All I need is a laptop, a high speed Internet connection, and a whooping cushion."
Mark reached into his fake-i-fire as he pulled out a laptop, a high speed Internet connection, and a whooping cushion.
He told them, "Bingo." Both Timmy and Crocker shoot him a look. He added, "What? I said I couldn't pull a spaceship out of my pants."
Meanwhile, in the Dark Ball, two of Dark Laser's goons are laughing at something.
Dark Laser went up to them and asked, "What's so funny?"
Both employees stopped laughing, immediately looking sheepish.
The first employee answered, "You wouldn't find it funny, sir."
Dark Laser started to reply, "What do you mean? I'm Dark Laser. I have a great sense of humor..." That's when he looked at the computer, rubbing his eyes. He shouted, "Leaping lightyears!"
On the computer was Dark Laser, dancing around as he was farting.
It stated, "I'm Fart Laser! I'm Fart Laser! Pull my finger! I'm Fart Laser!"
Dark Laser hissed, "Who posted these lies?" That's when he saw it was Timmy. He added, groaning, "Turner..."
Back in Dimmsdale, Timmy closed his laptop.
He counted down, "Three...two...one."
Just then, the Death Ball lands and Dark Laser came out with his laser sword ready.
He growled, "Timmy Turner, this time you've gone too far. I told you about my inferable boil in confidence!"
Before Timmy could defend himself, a rainbow porthole opened above heir heads. One shadow landed on top of Dark Laser and then to safety. The other shadow landed...in a tree. The tree branch broke as the second shadow laid out on the ground, out cold. Vicky came over.
"Twerp, what's going on here?!" She asked, narrowing her eyes.
"Vicky, I can explain!" Timmy defended.
"Yo Vicky!" Mark greeted but was ignored.
Suddenly, a gray glove grabbed Vicky's neck. She started choking as she made eye contact with stunning silver eyes.
He snarled, "I believe the pink-hated-beaver-face was about to go stop the Darkness."
Vicky struggled against his grip as he threw her right into the same tree the second shadow hit. Dark Laser got up as Crocker and Mark were in awe of this masked bandit's strength. The second shadow, Bowser, slowly got up and shook off the shock. He looked to his left as he saw the red head teen by the tree.
"Hmmf, I don't know what happened but you deserved it for getting in the way of me!" Bowser stated.
Timmy was going to protest but decided to let it go as he looked at Mr. L. The masked bandit's looked looked at him as blue eyes stared into silver. Mark was about to step in but Dark Laser and Crocker stopped him.
"So, what are you two doing here?" Timmy finally asked as Bowser approached them.
"Some robots called Eliminators took Peach," Bowser reported. "Oh and Mario too."
"Normally, I don't go to some Chosen One of the fairies to help," Mr. L added. "But I guess we are looking for Timmy Turner."
"You just found him," Timmy stated, going over to Vicky.
"He's the Chosen One?" Bowser asked. "I thought he'd be older!"
"The Light Prognosticus was only written to counter at my counts book," Mr. L explained with an eye roll. He looked at Timmy and added, "Although, I have to agree that pink-hated-beaver-face should be older. I mean, what can he do in a fight?"
"Well, he has eaten the deadly chocolate," Mark pointed out. "Yet you disabled my beloved Vicky with just one move!"
Bowser looked confused as he asked, "Wait. L did that? I thought I did!"
Mr. L rolled his eyes in annoyance and answered, "Oh please, you can't even beat sir-jumps-a-lot let alone red-head-with-an-attitude."
At that, Vicky recovered, coughing up a storm.
Crocker asked, "You alright, Vicky?"
Vicky started to answer, "That was so..." That's when she turned lovey-dovey as she ran over to Mr. L, hearts around her head. "Violent! I don't know who you are but that was simply amazing!"
"She should be flirting with me," Mark complained.
Timmy facepalmed himself as he cursed, "Oh well that's just great! She fell in love with that bastard!"
Vicky hissed, "Watched it, twerp!"
Dark Laser asked Crocker, "What are the odds of getting an explanation?"
Crocker awkwardly answered, "Slim to none."
AK1028: Thus it gets super awkward. Please read and review. And always think outside of the box.
~Well guys, it has now been three months since mom passed away. Today would have been her birthday. I just want to thank you all for your massive support during this time. If it wasn't for all of you and God, I seriously don't know how I would get through this. So God bless you all and really guys - thank you!
In dedication to my mom, Ranee Denise Winfield-Kuhn. Top of the world mom.
