"You're-you're pregnant?" Goku said shocked.

"No…I'm just gaining weigh…DUH YOU FOOL!" Raditz took off his armor to reveal his plump little baby bump…well, actually it was pretty big. The armor was just doing a good job hiding it.

"DAMN! IF I WAS STUPID, I WOULD HAVE THOUGHT YOU SWALLOWED A WATERMELON!" Goku stared at his wife's baby bump.

"Damn thing…I've been carrying for the whole 3 months we were running back on Snake Way..."

"How come you didn't tell me?"

"I really didn't want to tell you… but then I saw the wall and well…I just wanted you to hit it…" Raditz laughed. After spending three minutes laughing and teasing Goku, Raditz then asked, "So what are doing when we get to Napa and Vegeta?"

"A spicy cabbage? Sounds good compared the King Kai's cooking!"

"No you dunce! I mean the two saiyans Napa and Prince Vegeta!" Raditz crossed his arms.

"Oh yeah! Them! So…um…how do they look?"

"Why would you care?" asked Raditz. After Goku gave him the good old 'Do it or I'll kick your ass!' look, Raditz sighed. "Well Napa is really the tallest…"

"Meh…"

"…and bald…"

"BINGO! I don't need to hear any more about baldy! Tell me about the spice now!"

~Meanwhile~

"Huh?"

"What's wrong now Napa?" Vegeta rolled his eyes.

"Someone just insulted me AND my awesome hair!"

"You don't HAVE any hair you ass wipe!"

~Meanwhile~

"Tell me about that other saiyan."

"Oh Vegeta?"

"Yeah the spice!"

"Well he's a prince of our race…"

"I'ma blast that fool!" Goku said pulling out a gun.

"Where'd you get that…"

"Raditz, you look after yourself and our son while I go fix them fuckers!"

"Where are you going?" asked Raditz holding his belly as his baby kicked (I forget if you can feel your baby kick that early).

"TO KILL VEGETA!" Goku flew off.

~1 hour later~

Goku had his eyes set on the battle field. Gohan was getting his ass handed to him, Krillin was staring at Gohan's ass, Napa was about to step on Gohan, and Vegeta was looking bored. Suddenly Goku jumped on Napa and beat the crap out of him.

"TOUCH MY WIFE AGAIN AND I'LL MURDER YOUR ASS!"

"We wouldn't want to touch your aids ridden wife!"

"RADITZ DOESN'T HAVE ANY AIDS YOU SKANK!"

It got quiet.

"What?" said Napa.

Suddenly, being the closest thing to Vegeta, he was thrown into the air and blasted.

"What. Did. You. Just. Say?"

"Raditz is pregnant with my baby and she is my wife!"

"I don't believe you!"

"LOOK AND WEEP, BITCH!" Goku then handed Vegeta a picture…a VERY naughty picture…of Goku and Raditz doing the nasty. Vegeta growled.

"You filthy little third class monkey!" Vegeta said bearing his teeth.

"You're just as much a monkey as I am!" Goku pouted.

"HOW DARE YOU…YOU…YOU…"

"WHAT!?"

"BIG HEADED DOO-DOO FUNK MONSTER!" Vegeta said childishly.

"What are you? Three?" said Krillin.

"STAY OUT OF THIS BALDY!" Vegeta said throwing a Ki blast at Krilin.

"Yo Goku!"

'Huh?!' Goku looked around.

"It's me! King Kai!"

'King Kai? Never heard of him.'

"You've got to be fuckin' kiddin' me…wait let me but Bubbles on the line…"

"Ooh ooh!"

Goku gasped. 'SONIC JR.!? OH THAT KING KAI! IS THAT OLD UMPA LUMPA TAKING CARE OF YOU?!'

"There's no need to yell, you ass!"

'Whatever…now what do you want?'

"It's not a good idea to fight Vegeta where you're at."

'Why?'

"You don't want your friends to look like zombies when they come back to life."

'I really don't care about any of them to tell you the truth…'

"Well how about this fun fact!" said King Kai annoyed with Goku's tone. "THEY WILL BE SO UGLY THAT SONIC'S BABY WILL BE BORN A GIRL!"

'OH NO! THAT'S HORRI-wait…how did you know about Sonic's baby…'

"…"

'…'

"Just go fight Vegeta…" the blue kai then clicked off.

'King Kai! King Kai!" Goku growled irritated. 'Jack ass.'

"Are we fighting or wha-"Goku watched in confusion as Vegeta was looking at Gohan really funny.

"Um…why are you looking at me all funny?"

"Because I love you Raditz…" Vegeta got closer to Gohan, making their noses touch. (1)

"OH MY GOD! HE'S A PEDOPHILE!" screamed Krillin.

"Let's go pedobear…" Goku said pulling Vegeta away from Gohan.


(1) The reason why Vegeta is staring at Gohan as if he's Raditz is because if you look closely at Gohan's long hair, it's kind of like Raditz's hair. Say what you want, but I think that both Gohan and Raditz both got the gene that made their hair look the same. Goten just got the gene to make his hair look like Goku's Bardock. I believe that Gohan's hair would have looked like Raditz's if he hadn't cut it…well actually Chichi made him cut it…but that's another chapter for another day…