Chapter 12

Wario Gets Fired From the Smasher's Gazette!' 'Public Apologies Abound as Everyone gets Refunds!' 'Kylie Koopa Promoted to Lead Editor!' 'Kittens Get Delivered to Pet Store!'

Later that day, Kylie went to the hospital to visit Wario, who was in a full body cast after the angry people clobbered him, and he was bawling like a big grumpy baby. "Wario, are you alright?" Wario sobbed "How can I be alright when my money's gone, all gone! Wah, ha ha!"

"Well, it just goes to show, trying to make a quick buck off of other people's misery doesn't pay." "Bah, why don't you just shut up!" Wario sniffed and added "Well, at least it can't possibly get any worse."

Almost as if his ears were burning, Waluigi came in holding a fire hydrant. "Hey, losers! Does one of you know where the cafeteria is? I was just going to get me and the wife a couple of hoagies!

The End