A/N: Yes, this is the last chapter. No, this is not the last you'll ever hear of us. As I type, plans are in the works to make this into a series! Once again, I own nothing!
TELE-PHANTOM-VISION
Christine Julia Daaé *I sighs then turn to RAMIN phantom* How about we go somewhere... *Glances over to you two then back to him* More private? *He smirks, nods, then we go to the guest room and you immediately here my giggles again*
Sarah Wilkins *GERRY does a silent 5 second countdown...smirking of course and I just lean against him exhausted*
Christine Julia Daaé *You hear my giggles getting louder and more annoying*
Sarah Wilkins *Right on cue there's a big huge in-unison bagpipe blast from the guest room where you are. Thankfully GERRY phantom thought to cover my ears before hand so I am not disturbed*
Christine Julia Daaé *You hear me yelling at a mini-GERRY phantom*
Sarah Wilkins */I/ hear NOTHING because GERRY phantom is humming MOTN in my ear*
Christine Julia Daaé *Well, your phantom hears me yelling at his army*
Sarah Wilkins *GERRY phantom hears but he ignores* :P
Christine Julia Daaé Well then... *His army comes out of the guest room and RAMIN phantom and I go back to our stuff*
Sarah Wilkins *GERRY phantom glares at them for abandoning their post, so they go right back in*
Christine Julia Daaé *Then, your phantom hears them bugging us again, and I yell at him* WHY DON'T YOU WANT US HAPPY?
Sarah Wilkins *GERRY phantom sighs, sets my head down gently on a throw pillow and makes his way to the guest room door, where he scream-whispers* CAUSE YOU'RE FORGETTING THAT THIS STORY IS RATED K+ AS IN PG!*
Christine Julia Daaé OH YEAH! *Giggles* MY BAD!
Sarah Wilkins *GERRY phantom mutters under his breath before going back to the sofa, settling back next to me and turning on the TV*
Christine Julia Daaé *Because the story, apparently, is rated K+, RAMIN phantom and Christine just TALK!
Sarah Wilkins *What you two don't realize is while you're deep in conversation the mini-GERRY phantom army is carrying you into the living room to join us*
Christine Julia Daaé *Before we know it, we are in the living room. I look around shocked* How did we...? *Sees the mini-GERRY phantom and rolls her eyes*
Sarah Wilkins *GERRY phantom just smirks and keeps changing the channel*
Christine Julia Daaé *I stand up and so does RAMIN phantom but make sure to sit as far away from you 2 as possible*
Sarah Wilkins *GERRY phantom just shrugs and lets each channel play for like 5 minutes before changing it*
Christine Julia Daaé *RAMIN phantom groans* Just PICK something already!
Sarah Wilkins *GERRY phantom smirks even smirkier* As soon as I find something I will. *changes the channel again*
Christine Julia Daaé *He sighs and I just sit back, trying to ignore you two, then I speak up* Gosh, you two sound like an old married couple!
Sarah Wilkins *both phantoms glare at you when they hear that, and while GERRY phantom's head is turned toward you, he flips the channel again right on schedule*
Christine Julia Daaé *I look at both of you then smirk* Hey, it's true... *I stand up to get something to drink*
Sarah Wilkins *by the time you return both phantoms are on the floor wrestling and the remote is bent all out of shape, and the TV is frozen between two channels. And I am completely unaware of all this because I'm fast asleep, listening to the mini-GERRY phantoms playing MOTN on their bagpipes*
Christine Julia Daaé *I drop my glass and just stare at your two*
Sarah Wilkins*GERRY phantom just keeps wrestling completely unaware of you having entered the room*
Christine Julia Daaé *So does RAMIN phantom and the I scream very loudly to get you guys to stop*
Sarah Wilkins *GERRY phantom gets in one more wrestling move before getting off the floor and looking back at you oh so innocently*
Christine Julia Daaé *I glare at him* I do NOT want to know what happened... *I look at RAMIN phantom, who is still on the floor* GET UP! *He quickly gets up*
Sarah Wilkins *GERRY phantom all of a sudden screams and gently picks up the remote. He then glares at your phantom* LOOK WHAT YOU DID!
Christine Julia Daaé *RAMIN phantom* WHAT DID I DO?
Sarah Wilkins *GERRY phantom leaps up and storms over to your phantom, waving the remote in his face* YOU BENT IT THAT'S WHAT!
Christine Julia Daaé YOU did that!
Sarah Wilkins HA! Why would /I/ do THAT when it was /I/ who was QUIETLY watching TV in the FIRST PLACE?
Christine Julia Daaé Well, YOU wouldn't pick up a STUPID channel so /I/ just lost my temper... So it's YOUR fault!
Sarah Wilkins NO IT'S /YOUR/ FAULT FOR NOT BEING ABLE TO CONTROL YOUR TEMPER!
Christine Julia Daaé WELL, I WOULDN'T HAVE LOST IT IF YOU JUST PICKED A CHANNEL TO WATCH! *I get in between them* ENOUGH! BOTH OF YOU!
Sarah Wilkins *SOMEone(NOT GERRY phantom) just shoves you aside and as the new wrestling match begins the remote goes flying into the TV screen*
Christine Julia Daaé *I stumble and is very offended that the person (I guess it was RAMIN phantom hehe) shoved me and watches the both of them again. I yell* STOP IT! BEFORE SARAH WAKES UP!
Sarah Wilkins *At THAT convenient moment I DO wake up and glare at you because you were the last one to shout*
Christine Julia Daaé *I look at you and points to the two* MAKE THEM STOP! *Is clearly very angry at the moment*
Sarah Wilkins *I glance down for a moment before glaring back at you* Stop them from what?
Christine Julia Daaé FIGHTING! They are being so annoying and SOMEbody just shoved me! You do NOT just shove someone like that!
Sarah Wilkins They aren't fighting. *I point*
Christine Julia Daaé *I look at the two of them, and they actually AREN'T. I turn bright red* Wh-when did you guys stop...?
Sarah Wilkins *GERRY phantom just smirks the smirkiest smirk anyone could ever smirk* About two minutes ago. Why? *tries to control his cackling*
Christine Julia Daaé *Is confused, and is still blushing* B-but I thought... *Looks at RAMIN phantom who is smirking smirkier than your phantom's smirk*
Sarah Wilkins *GERRY phantom gives it all he's got and smirks so smirky that his mouth literally stretches the whole width of the room AND YES THAT IS POSSIBLE BECAUSE THIS IS OUR STORY AND ANYTHING CAN HAPPEN within the K+ rating limit that is :P *
Christine Julia Daaé *Okay, so we can't do anything that's ABOVE the range? Tell me when you write another story... (Leaves then after a few seconds, comes back) Yeah, I couldn't leave! :P*
Sarah Wilkins LOL u better not cause you're a co author!*by the time you return GERRY phantom has fixed the TV and is now watching an all-opera channel*
Christine Julia Daaé haha oh yeah... *Is like, in shock but sits down anyways*
Sarah Wilkins *A couple hours later GERRY phantom gets up to make me a grilled cheese sandwich and tomato soup for supper*
Christine Julia Daaé *RAMIN phantom follows him in the kitchen to make MY supper... hehe*
Sarah Wilkins *meanwhile I lazily whisper something to the mini-GERRY phantom army leader before smirking at you then going back to 'sleeping'*
Christine Julia Daaé *I raise an eye brow* Sh-should I be worried? *Says to no-one in particular*
Sarah Wilkins *mini-GERRY phantom leader smirks* Nope. Not at all. Just continue with whatever you were doing.
Christine Julia Daaé *I nod a little and just sit back, still a bit worried*
Sarah Wilkins *Just then GERRY phantom enters the room and 'wakes me' before sitting down next to me and serving me my supper*
Christine Julia Daaé *I jump a little, not knowing what to expect. Just then, RAMIN phantom comes out with MINE! So there!*
Sarah Wilkins *In between bites of my food I steal glances at you and the mini-GERRY phantom army trying not to giggle*
Christine Julia Daaé *I look at the mini-GERRY phantoms then takes a small bite out of her food*
Sarah Wilkins *I grin wider but say nothing*
Christine Julia Daaé *Tries to stay calm but can't* OKAY! Just tell me... WHAT are you gonna do?
Sarah Wilkins *Smirks as I swallow* Me? What on earth would I do to YOU? After all...I'm sick..*grins some more and takes another bite of food*
Christine Julia Daaé *I just shake it off and goes back to her food*
Sarah Wilkins *I giggle slightly but stifle it before GERRY phantom can notice*
Christine Julia Daaé *I continue to eat and notice your giggle but ignores it*
Sarah Wilkins *With each bite you take I smirk even wider*
Christine Julia Daaé *I notice that as well and stop in my tracks and look at you* What did you do to this
Sarah Wilkins *blink blink blink* Nothing. YOUR phantom made it REMEMBER? *grin*
Christine Julia Daaé *I turn to him* D-did you put anything in this? *He shakes his head* No way! I only did what you wanted me to. *I nod and turn back to you* Th-then why are you smirk-king?
Sarah Wilkins *I try not to laugh out loud* No reason. Just eat before it gets cold.
Christine Julia Daaé *I nod again and do as told*
Sarah Wilkins *Just as you put your fork in your mouth I nod to the mini-GERRY phantom leader, who nods to the rest of the army sitting behind you. With one blast they play their pipes in your ear, and GERRY phantom and I duck out of the way just in time*
Christine Julia Daaé *I scream and spew my food all over the place*
Sarah Wilkins *As food and fork go flying over our heads, GERRY phantom and I double over with laughter before slapping each other five*
Christine Julia Daaé *My heart is beating super-super fast* I hate you guys!
Sarah Wilkins (GERRY phantom) What did /I/ do? *whines innocently*
Christine Julia Daaé *I groan* What DIDN'T you do? *Stand up and walks out all mad*
Sarah Wilkins *Meanwhile I wonder why your phantom isn't following you. It's then that I glance up and see him clinging to the ceiling fan, and I start laughing all over again*
Christine Julia Daaé *RAMIN phantom jumps down* It SCARED me, okay? *Follows me. Then a couple minutes later we both come back. I'm still really mad though*
Sarah Wilkins *GERRY phantom and I are in the kitchen doing dishes by then, and the mini-GERRY phantoms are on the sofa you were sitting in, and they've formed themselves in the shape of an 'I'm sorry' rose*
Christine Julia Daaé *I'm about to sit down again but then I see it and smile a bit* Aw! *Giggles and says loudly* I FORGIVE THE MINI-GERRY PHANTOMS...
Sarah Wilkins *They then jump up and tackle you both with a gigantic group hug, knocking you to the floor*
Christine Julia Daaé Ack! *I fall down down and continue giggling then says loudly. Enough for you to hear* I WONDER IF SHOULD FORGIVE SARAH AND GERRY PHANTOM?
Sarah Wilkins *We walk over to you and bend waaay over so you can see our pouty faces*
Christine Julia Daaé *I giggle once more* I see your pouting... *I mock your face then giggle yet again* I guess I forgive you... After ALL that you did to me...
Sarah Wilkins *GERRY phantom and I grin before helping you both up.* (GERRY phantom) Sarah and I were talking and...would you two care to join us for a movie?
Christine Julia Daaé *I nod* Yes I would, thank you. *Smiles softly and RAMIN phantom being stubborn just mumbles* Sure...
Sarah Wilkins *I turn to your phantom* What's wrong?
Christine Julia Daaé *Mumbles but is loud enough for you to hear* I don't have anything to wear but THIS STUPID CLOWN SUIT!
Sarah Wilkins *We all laugh then and GERRY phantom pulls off a layer of his wardrobe before handing it over to him* I was getting too hot anyway...*smirks at the double meaning there* *well actually its me smirking but oh well*
Christine Julia Daaé *Smirks back* Alright... *Takes the clothing and changes into it IN A DIFFERENT ROOM*
Sarah Wilkins *While he's in there GERRY phantom also decides to change, and then you and I want to look nice too so we go get ready*
Christine Julia Daaé *After about... however long I'm all ready*
Sarah Wilkins *Same with the rest of us and we all meet by the front door* (Me) You all ready?
Christine Julia Daaé *We all nod and go to watch the movie*
Sarah Wilkins THE END!
A/N: Oh wait, hmm...I guess you want a winner, don't you? *smirks because my co author doesn't know what I'm typing. * Okay. For the record, team GERRY phantom got the last laugh. But team RAMIN phantom got the final prize. So, let's just call it a draw, shall we? After all, this is only the FIRST story. *smirks* Please review! Thanks!
