"Can you burn your mouth with toothpaste, yeah?" Deidara wondered.
"What the hell are you talking about?" Kakuzu asked.
"Well, it's just that I brushed my teeth with this whitening toothpaste and now my mouth is like so on fire, yeah."
"Deidara…did you rinse your mouth?" Kakuzu wondered.
"Oh…no I didn't…" Deidara said running off to rinse.
"Alright, go give it a try…the hot tub is ready and we're exhausted." Pein said as a very excited bikini clad Marisol and Dana were ready to get in the hot tub.
"Yay! Come on Itachi! Come with us, yeah." Dana said. And speaking of soaking in a tub of hot water….
"Wow, you are right. I normally hate soaking in the tub because it makes me feel stupid but oh my god!" Lola said as she laid back in the spa tub opposite of Sasori.
"Yeah, the only problem is that I've been in this tub for like 40 minutes now and I really want a glass of tea.
"I can get that…watch….HIDAN! HIDAAAAAAAAN! HIDAN COME HERE!" Lola yelled. It didn't take long for Hidan to appear.
"Whoa….you two look pretty set in for the evening, seriously. My god…..if only I could be the one in that…anyway what did you need?"
"Me and Sasori would like a glass of tea with three packets of sugar and a lemon thanks!" Lola said sweetly.
"Okay, hold on. Oh and Dana and Marisol just convinced your grandma to get in the hot tub with them…but don't worry she's going to wear that fleece nightgown she brought. Still, it's going to be a little bit disturbing. Hey, can I hang out with you guys?"
"Yeah sure, whatever." Sasori told him.
"Good, Kakuzu is being a little bitch here lately. I'll be back." And Hidan ran off to get the tea.
"Ooooh I don't know if I can heist my leg up there and get in that tub!" Chiyo said.
"It's okay Chiyo! We'll pull you in! Come on!" Marisol encouraged her.
"Ooooh you girls and your swim wear. I don't normally believe in bikinis but you girls are just so sweet. Okay, here I come…" Marisol and Dana helped Chiyo flop into the hot tub.
"Wooo! Chiyo! Now you're in the hot tub with your nightgown, yeah! Oh! Itachi Deidara! Come get in here! Look Chiyo is in here too, yeah!" Dana said.
"Oh that's cute. She's like all old and stuff and Dana and Marisol make her happy, yeah." Deidara said dreamily.
"And so I told Kakuzu that Jasshin was much more important than watching Deal or No Deal. I swear I think he has an addiction to that show because HE wants to win the million dollars. I have told his lame ass a hundred times…that show is all about luck!" Hidan said as he sat with Lola and Sasori while they soaked in the spa tub.
"I hate that show." Sasori said in his now relaxed voice.
"Tobi, you're in charge of cleaning up all the crap from where we were working on the hot tub." Kisame said exhausted. Konan was lying in the floor with an ice pack on her back and Pein was on the couch. "Zetsu will you make certain Tobi cleans everything up right the first time." Kisame asked.
"Yeah, don't worry I'll watch him." Zetsu said. "Come on Tobi get started so we aren't out in the cold all night." Zetsu followed Tobi outside. The phone rang and so Hidan hurried into the bedroom to answer it.
"Hey leader…yeah the hot tub is finished. I think Kisame was really pissed about that. Yeah Chiyo is here. Well Sasori hasn't called his therapist yet but it's still kind of early to tell. Oh well you see, she's the grandma from hell. No, no…she's more like…a badger that got a pail of cold water thrown on it. Yeah! Yeah now you get it! Legal advice? Leader…what did you do? Oh praise Jasshin I thought maybe you had killed someone. Alright hold on let me put Lola on." Hidan handed the phone to Lola.
"Um….hi?" she answered it with a questioning attitude. "You did what? Was it marked no parking? Was there a clearly displayed sign indicating the hours of no parking? Was there a meter? Did the space say 'compact cars only'? Were you parked at least 5 feet from the adjacent car? Are you aware that city law prohibits parking on curbs? Yeah, you owe that ticket and you may be facing some minor charges for assaulting a parking meter. Okay, here's Hidan." Lola handed the phone back.
"What the hell did the leader do?" Sasori asked calmly.
"He tried to park a Cadillac Escalade on a curb at an intersection, then he got a ticket, then he started beating a parking meter with a plastic baseball bat." Lola explained.
"Where the hell did he get a Cadillac Escalade?" Sasori wondered out loud.
"Oh my god! I have so never been in a hot tub with an old person, yeah!" Dana said. "We love you Chiyo!"
"I know this is so cool!" Marisol agreed.
"You know, this whole thing is just kind of weird and you know how incredibly open minded I am." Itachi said to Deidara.
"Yeah, but at least she wore a fleece nightgown, I mean it could have been worse she could have worn slippers in here, yeah." Deidara explained.
"You're right." Itachi said.
"Come on Tobi! Stop counting the rocks and pick up the tools! It's cold out here!" Zetsu encouraged Tobi to get to work.
"Sorry Zetsu, it's just that there are so many rocks and it's really tempting to count them all." Tobi said.
"I don't care Tobi! Just clean up these tools so we can go inside!" Zetsu yelled at him.
"Pein, take the ice pack off my back. I'm going to try and get up." Konan said weakly.
"Honey, I'm really sorry about dropping that toolbox on you…and accidently wedging you between the hot tub and the deck…and hitting you with that piece of lumber…wow I sound like an abusive spouse." Pein said reaching for Konan's hand to pull her off the floor.
"You know I would microwave some of those pizza rolls for us….but I can't get up." Kisame said half asleep on the couch. Hmmmm…..HEY KAKUZU!" Kakuzu came into the living room where Kisame, Pein and Konan were.
"Yeah?" he answered.
"Will you heat up a box of those pizza rolls in the microwave? We would but apparently we're all dying from exhaustion….damn hot tub." Kisame mumbled.
"Hey, no problem Kisame. I'm here for you." Kakuzu said quickly making his way to the freezer.
