me- not much to say i woulda put it up earlier but my computer was on it's period then i started roleplaying FB and well...u know how that goes vee EMJOY!


Again waking up with a hangover is hard. But waking up in the death grip of a sleeping Russian, your boyfriend's brother, and your cousin. Well that's bound to raise some questions, London blinked into consciousness to see where she was. Russia had both arms around her, as did china. England was next to her his hands rapped around her waist and his head on her stomach. She wiggled a bit to see if she had any room to move, the answer was no. She sighed to herself as she thought of a way to get out of her situation without starting a war.

"Would you like to get up?" she yelped slightly at the sound, Russia unwrapped his arms and in turn china removed his arms as well. She slipped easily from her cousin patting him on the head. She straightened her clothes and hair looking at her sleeping relative's

"Your very pretty" Russia said, London spun around forgetting he was there. Most people would find it unsettling to be in a room with the large Russian, London wasn't most people.

"Um thanks," she said. He stared at her with the creepy childish smile on his face.

"Stop staring at me" she said crossing her arms across her chest.

"But I like pretty things, and when I see something pretty I want to make it mine" he smiled "become on da?" he asked

"I…I…no" she said failing to find anything to say. He smiled his smile

"Everyone will become one eventual" he grabbed her hand and pulled her toward the door "lets go see who else is awake" he said. They walked down the hall to Venice's hotel room and knocked on the door. Venice opened the door with a friendly vee~.

"Morning comrade~ become one?"

"Not today" she sang ignoring the fact that Russia and London were holding hands. "Come say hi!" she said turning and walking to the kitchen. They walked in to see Romano, America, Canada (with coffee), Ukraine, France, and Moscow

"Morning" Ukraine said. Little by little everyone woke up and stumbled there way to Venice's hotel room or they went home. Everyone broke off into their own little side conversations.

"It's better to be a girl," Venice told France

"How? What can you do that I can't?"

"Birth children?"

He rolled is eyes at her "besides the obvious" she thought for a moment then got up and sat on Russia. He looked up from his conversation startled she just beamed at him, after a few seconds he went back to talking to Lithuanian. She got up and walked back over to France.

"I think I made my point"

"I can do that!" he said, she used her hands to gesture to Russia

"Go ahead" France got up and walked over to Russia who started to kol softly and had France back tracking.

"Maybe not Russia" he mumbled sitting back in his chair, she grinned and proceeded to walk around and sit on everyone's lap. Everyone ignored her most blushed and continued on with there conversations. With the exception of London who managed to push her off and kick her without spilling her tea. She made her round finally ending on France's lap

"Top that" she got off him and crossed her legs. France huffed and got up and sat on Canada. The boy pushed off France without a "get off me eh" he said taking another sip of his coffee. France sulked back to Venice

"I wish I was a women," Venice could only laugh.

Hours later the only people left were London, Russia, and Ukraine.

"My home is having an unusually cold spring, so America is letting me stay in his country and Venice is letting me stay in her family's hotel."

"Yeah it is cold in Russia" London said and Ukraine laughed

"That's an understatement." she giggled.

"Damn it!" they heard Venice yell from her room. They all got up and walked there opening up her bedroom door. There in the middle of a pile of shirts was a shirtless Venice. Russia's face heated up and he looked away from her

"Put some bloody clothes on" London said also looking away from her friend

"Nothing fit's!" she cried, "my boobs grew" she sulked and Ukraine laughed

"I think I can help with that" she pulled a needle and thread out of her pocket.

"Vee~" Venice was relieved.

London watched with amusement as her two friends rolled on the floor trying to tailor the shirts.

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Russia walked out of the apartment a light blush on his cheeks, he had only ever scene his sisters in only under wire and that was enough. He walked to the world conference building to look for his sunflower pin. "Where do you think Germany is?" he heard a man's voice say from a room, Russia stopped to listen

"Do you think Venice did it? She is closest to him"

"That idiot? She couldn't hide the invisible man," a second man said. Russia growled and his gun felt heaver in his pocket, he didn't like when people made fun of his friends.

"Why is he with her anyway" man number one asked

"Well you remember the what happened between Italy and Germany during the holocaust" man number 1 said

"Stupid question" #3 said

"Whatever, ever since then Germany had been given direct orders to keep the capitol of italy as close to him as possible." #1 said

"So that's why as soon as Venice popped up he dated her" #2 finished

"I came up with the idea" #3 said "Venice has her cousins raped around her fingers, its not much but no matter what we'll always have italy." this was becoming to much for Russia who's pipe had appeared from air and he was kol'ing softly his purple aura growing

"So he doesn't love her at all?" #2 said

"That idiot?" #2 laughed "she's a pretty face with nothing going on upstairs"

" Oh mr Russ-" #1 was cut off as Russia swung his pipe crushing the mans skull on impact

"Oh my god!" the second man screamed and Russia hit him in the side with the pipe, he fell to the floor with a scream of pain. The third man was trying to creep along the back wall to the door; Russia pulled out his gun and shot him in the leg. He crumbled to the floor and Russia turned back to the man in front of him, holding his side. Russia brought his pipe down quickly on the mans head ending that quickly. He walked over to the last man, man number three.

"You don't want to kill me!" he screamed, "My name is Lukas Gottslieb!" he yelled Russia blinked and started to laugh hysterically. He shook his head as he took off his jacket and scarf. He swung his pipe up and brought it down with all his force laughing hysterically the whole time, it had been such a long time since Russia had tortured someone properly. Every time he brought the pipe down he made sure it wouldn't be enough to kill him. As he relished in the screams of the human the reason for this murder had been forgotten, he smiled as he watched the blood fly from the mans body and his screams got impossibly louder as he brought his weapon over his head for the final blow he smiled

"Tell me" he said "do you have Gottslieb now?" his question never received an answer as he brought the pipe down on the man's skull. He smiled sweetly at the room covered in beautiful blood, he whipped the substance off his face and threw own his jacket and scarf. He walked out of the room closing the door behind him and leaning on the door as he pulled out his cell phone. He dialed the number and waited while it rung, they picked up on the 5th ring. "Venice I need you and London to meet me at the conference hall now, you will be here soon da?" he hung up without waiting for an answer. He sighed and stretched feeling better than he has in a long time.

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Prussia cursed as he was thrown into an over crowed cage. Emily, Hungary's capitol was thrown into the cage after him. His eyes scanned the small room to see it was full of nations, his eyes finally landed on his brother.

"West?" he whispered walking toward him slowly "is that you?" he bent down and touched his bear chest gently tracing a new scar that ran across his chest. He felt his chest pulse at the sight of his little brother, something moved and Prussia's eyes darted to it.

"Feli?" the small nation gave him a tentative smile and nodded.

"And the scares remind us that the past is real" Emily sang from the other side of the cage, Prussia rolled his eyes.

"Stop singing" Victoria muttered from where she was curled up on Mexico "the man will get mad, sides it's annoying"

"I don't care what you think as long as it's about me" Emily sang "the best of us can find happiness in misery"

"Okay we get it, you sing, shut up"

"Why so bitchy~" Emily asked

"Im sorry but being trapped in a cage and tortured tends to make people pissy."

" Still no need to be a bitch" Emily said shooting her a fake smile. Victoria twitched "whatever, I just have a feeling something bad will happen if you keep singing"

"More than a feeling~ I-" Victoria tackled her to the ground

"I told you to shut up!" she yelled punching her in the face, she started to punch her repeatedly. Putting all her pent up anger into the punches. Emily punched her in the stomach throwing her off her, she got up and stood over Victoria "its the final countdown~ do do do do dododododo its the final-" Victoria kicked her in the stomach pushing her back onto the floor. Emily got back up quickly

"I will not bow! I will not break! I will take your breath away"

"I like that song" Germany and Prussia muttered watching the fight. Victoria ran toward Emily and landed a solid punch in her stomach. A blue beam shot out and hit them both. They were levitated off the ground their screams coming out strangled. Their bodies started to distort and bend as all their organs started to expand. Emily's kidney exploded first and the scream that came out of her mouth snapped Prussia out of his shock. He ran toward them trying to help when a second beam flashed out and hit him. He crumpled to the floor with a cry of pain but he didn't scream. He moved around trying to wait for the pain to end, in all honesty this brought back memories of when he was staring at Russia's house. He did scream once however, when his liver exploded and the scream lasted as he felt the fluids. From his liver mix in with his blood and spread threw out his body. His side turned a yellowish color as it started to repair itself. His scream was upstaged when Victoria's pancreas exploded. Her scream was one of pain and surprise, her scream was short lived because the beam left and she fell to the floor with Emily. They landed next to Prussia who was still twitching waiting for the bad blood to finish circulating threw his system. They lay down together in the overcrowded cage, half the world was probably here and Prussia had scene a few more cages on his way to this one. What the hell was going on?

"Oh my god there must be something" Emily sang quietly "something to take the pain away"

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The young nation pulled off the mask he was wearing and sighed. He knew what they were doing was wrong but it just felt so right. He sighed again

"Why so sad love" his partner in crime asked pulling off his own mask

"I fee bad" the boy mumbled, his partner smiled at him

"Do you trust me?" he asked

The boy nodded "of cores"

"Do you love me?" the boy's eyes shot up, looking at his partner

"Forever" he said placing a chaste kiss on his lips.

"Then it's no problem" he said sliding his arm around the boys waist "we'll do everything as planned and no one will know it's us" he kissed the boy's forehead "and we'll be together forever" they walked away from the abandoned jail where the screams of the nations could be heard.


for people who don't speak german, russia was laughing cuz Gottslieb means Gods Love. so russia was just being a prick when he asked if he had "Gottslieb now" heheh that good old russian humour -.-

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