Fandom: Dexter
Title: Threads
Characters: Quinn and Deb
Prompt: Shopping
Description: Quinn has one question: Where do these guys shop?
Word Count: 100
Rating: G


Angel's in a Hawaiian shirt.

Dexter's wearing pants that look like they came from Wal-Mart.

And Tom thinks a wifebeater is appropriate under a suit jacket. Quinn is this close to informing Tom that it's absolutely not when—at that exact moment—Masuka enters and announces, "I am not wearing the shirt of the girl I slept with last night."

"Am I the only one who's even heard of J. Crew?" Quinn asks no one in particular.

"I think they've heard of it," Deb answers from behind her computer monitor. She looks up at Masuka's polka-dotted V-neck T. "Or not."