Geez its been awhile since I updated. Well here it is!! Hope you enjoy. Reviews with suggestions are most welcome. :) Disclaimer: I do not own kotor, or Halo 3 (but I do own a copy of it!), or that one scene from Monty Python with the coconuts.
It had been a week since my new palbert had called. I was getting desperate.
Crying myself to sleep was a new habit I had picked up while she was gone.
Carth had a new girl, a preppy girl. I didn't like it, didn't like it at all.
My penguins seemed gloomy too as they sulked around my flat.
Things were not peachy, or peachy keen. Great, now my tummy is hungry for some peachy keen!
That put me over the edge. I walked outside, shielding my eyes from the sunlight. There she was…
Blonde blue eyed prep. Pink all over, even her little chi wow wow had a little pink tutu on!
I don't know about you, but I can't stand tutus-even on penguins!
Carth sat there more engrossed in her looks than in her shopping story she was telling him.
"So I got this adorable little pink washer machine that the guy said it would pay for itself in a year right? So like, a year later he comes by and he wants the money! So I was like, oh my gosh like you know right? If it paid for itself why did I have to pay for it?! And he was like, so no way mam. OH MY GOSH! Like I hate like being called mam! Its so like EW like yuck!"
I rolled my eyes; Carth could do better than this.
Pulling out my rocket launcher I blew her up and walked over to Carth.
"What did you do that for?!" he yelled, watching her crisped figure blow away.
"I thought you liked hot women!" I exclaimed, unbelieving.
Carth growled saying, "Not like that!"
I stared at him flatly for a moment. "Oh well, anyway I wanted to tell you that you are my adopted son now." I said, smiling and handing him the papers.
Carth snatched it away, I knew he would be excited!
"Hi son!" I yelled loudly, even though I was half his age. An old man looked over at us and growled, "Perverts..."
Carth rolled his eyes saying, "This isn't legal."
"Sure it is! See the seal of legalness?" I asked, pointing to a smiley face sticker.
"Since when do legal documents use notebook paper?" he asked, handing it back to me. "And you spelled hair dryer wrong."
"Well ain't that a cowinkidink!" I said, turning in circles and tearing up the paper.
Carth just turned and walked to his speeder. "Leave me alone."
"Neva!"
As he started the engine I popped up beside him.
"You running away from me?"
"Yes. Get out. Now."
"Why? Don't you love me???"
"No, I hate you, you've ruined everything I've tried to do."
"I don't understand"
"Of course you don't, you only understand what you want to understand or what is above a 5th graders intelligence."
"Still not understand, say it again." I said, smiling.
Carth rolled his eyes again. "Look." he said, getting out of the car. Going to the trunk he opened it and pulled out some building blocks that he had bought for his nephew. Phew.
"Start building something." he instructed.
I started building with much eagerness, I wanted to build a penguin shaped hotel where that only served fish fresh, and I mean fresh. At least 100,000 gallon tanks in each room!
When I got up to the mid waist of the penguin Carth swooped his hand across it and knocked it down.
"Hey! I was building that!"
"Not anymore. Try again."
I did so, building it the exact same way, except perhaps maybe a fatter penguin that would hold up better.
"I'm amazing right?!?!" I asked, grinning at my work.
Carth just knocked it down again. "See how annoying you are?"
I paused for a moment, looking at the penguin that had fallen and considering what he had said. After careful consideration I looked at him.
"Nope."
"Arg! Your so annoying! Just go away!" he yelled, shoving the blocks away and climbing back into his car.
"Aw, I just wanted to play Halo 3 with you…" my voice trailed, following him around to the door.
"You have Halo 3?" Carth asked, freezing in his steps.
I nodded, pulling it out of my penguin satchel.
"This…changes…everything! How did you get that? Its not coming out for at least another month!" he exclaimed happily, gaping at the sight of it.
Smiling I looked at it…my own… my precious… wait-what?! "Uh, I've got… connections." I replied, tucking it safely back into my bag.
Carth whimpered as his dream disappeared. "Alright! To my place!" he shouted, shoving me into the car and taking off.
I knew he loved me!
Anyway, so we get to the apartment, it smells… literally, smells. In a separate room like a shrine is a plasma TV. Halo 1 and 2 are in special frames on the wall along with a empty one, presumably for the third.
A long couch, black, sat in front of the TV, compete with two master chief pillows that matched the rug beneath it.
"Lets play! You are so going to get owned." He said, turning on the TV.
A few rounds later…
"When did you learn to play this game?!" he demanded. "I've played this since the first one! I practice 4 hours a day! I go online!"
I tilted my head to the side. "That's funny. I just got this two days ago, and I didn't know there was a two.. or a one! But I did save a ton of money on my car insurance by switching to Leroy… I mean geico."
"What?... never mind. To the tournaments!" he shouted with glee.
"Okay! Lets go!!!!" I cried, grabbing my coconut halves and handing a pair to Carth.
"Huh" was his reply.
I sighed and explained. "Since it isn't in the budget to get real horses were going to use coconuts!"
I happily skipped about banging to two halves together, giving the illusion of horse trot.
Carth was still staring at the coconuts. "Is this the only way I'm going to get you there?" he asked.
Nodding I skipped over to him and pulled on the 'reigns'.
With a shrug he clapped them together and follow me to the tournament.
"Ehh... Bloody penguins!" he shouted.
What will happen next! Yes, I know I threw the closing line in there randomly, but hey, thats just me. Hope you enjoyed it!
