A/N:

This is the last chapter of my story The Notebook: Cullen Style!

BUT there's going to be a sequel.

The sequel is going to be called The Laptops Get Abused!!

Because Bella and the gang are all getting laptops so they'll be using those instead of using her notebook!

Speaking of which..

Enjoy!


Edward; Bella; Alice; Emmett

(For some reason, Emmett is REALLY upset..and it's Christmas Day!)


Emmett, what's wrong now?

You know how Rose told me Barney wasn't real..?

Yeah..so?

Well...STOP LAUGHING EDDY!

Sorry, sorry! It's just..wow. She told you that?

What did Rose tell him?

Just that..Santa died.

HE DID?! WHEN?!

Bella, Santa isn't real..

If he isn't real, then how did he die?

Bella...never mind.

Yeah, Rose won't let me go to his funeral.

...Where's his "funeral" being held?

Candy Mountain..

Emmett, do you remember what happened when you last went to Candy Mountain?

No...wait! Yeah I do! They forgot to gimme candy!

(Everyone except Emmett sigh out loud)

Emmett. You are not going to Candy Mountain.

You aren't my mother!

True, but I read Esme's thoughts. You still aren't going to Candy Mountain.

You aren't...!

Carlisle isn't letting you go either.

Darn.

(Jasper walks in with 3 arm fulls of presents.) "Look what Santa dropped off!"

I thought Santa died..

(Jasper hands out identical looking presents to all of them. They open them and find a laptop)

PINK!

GREEN!

Blue!

You gotta use caps Eddy poo!

What? Since when?

Since your wife said so!

Oh fine. BLUE!

Thank you.

(Jasper got a yellow one; Emmett got an orange one; Esme got a purple one; Carlisle got a Red one; Rosalie got a rainbow one.)

How come my wife gets the rainbow one?

Because...she was better than you this year.

-tears up and runs off-

Oh dear..

He'll be fine.

OH MY VAMPIRE!

What?!

We are SO getting AIM! This old fashioned notes writing is boring.

But..But..Fred is special!

(The fire is blazing in the fireplace)

Yeah and now it'll be special..in notebook heaven!

(Alice throws it in the fire)

Bella: "NOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Oh wait. OH MY VAMPIRE! A SQUIRREL SCREEN SAVER!

Emmett: (from kitchen) "WHERE?!"

The~End...or is it?


A/N:

Sequel will be posted in about an hour. I hope you enjoyed this!

I need some help.

I need some funny screen name ideas for Bella and everybody else (INCLUDING: Renee, Charlie, Billy, Jake, Quil, Embry, Seth, Leah, Reneesme, Carlisle, Esme, Sam, etc)

Help?
:D

Reviews make me happy!

SO PRESS THE BUTTON!

~L