Bree: Meh... Sorry for the late update.
Nagi: What's wrong now? Is it anywhere near as bad as what you're putting me through?
Bree: Yes... it is. And that is the reason why I didn't update yesterday, like I had planned to do so. I got 'Surgery'... *rolls eyes*
Nagi: ???
Bree: An Endoscopy... So it's not exactly surgery, like cut you up type, but they put you to sleep and you're sore afterwards... 3;
Ikuto: LAWLLLZ!
Rima: Laawlllzz!
Bree: *gives death glare*
Rima: We are sorry, oh great master!
Bree: That reminds me... I DO NOT OWN SHUGO CHARA! IF I DID THE PLOT WOULD BE SO DIFFERENT!
Nagi: Yes, this lazy but author, has been forgetting to put it up on the previous chappies.
Bree: MEH!
Nagi: *face palm*
Bree: Tune in on the end! I goz good news and bad news!
Nagi: And here is the new chappie!
Chapter 10: Grossgusting Mixtures, and Chik-Fil-A
*Nagi's POV*
In case you guys have no experience in the Telling-The-Girl-You-Love-That-She-Just-Got-Her-P-word.... I'll tell you it sucks...
I mean, I thought she was going to freak out and tell me that she is going to murder the crap outta me and that she hates me, and stuff... but the first thing that she asked me made me want to go crawl in a ditch and die...
"OMIGOD!! PADSORTAMPONS?!" She asked in a hushed one breathe whisper
"R-Rima..."
"WHAT? I NEED TO KNOW! IT'S MY BODY TOO!!"
"Fine... the first one."
"Okay... how do you ... you know."
"Spare, me oh great master..." I mumbled.
"What?"
"Um... There's a hair... in ... my... great hamster." I said, not wanting Rima to have yet another reason to kill me.
"Okay... But you better get your butt over here so that we can continue the sleep over!"
Oh... right. I'd forgotten.
"But Rima!! What if I get cramps?!" I whined...
"Omigod! I -or you in this case- will not miss Amu's sleep over? Okay? Because that will ruin my reputation, so cramps or not... you get your butt over here!" she snarled.
And because I feared for my life... I agreed.
*****
I lay in Amu's bed, in a fetal position trying to deal with the cramps.
Because I had gotten cramps, is the only reason that Rima let me off the hook and spared me for having the same outfit that she had.
Yeah... Because then I can tell her if they hurt, or not, because we have the same body, kind of... So the results may not vary.
"OKAY!!" Yaya yelled. "WE ARE GOING TO PLAY TRUTH OR DARE OKAY?? BUT FIRST WE MUST DRINK THIS BEE- BUG JUICE!"
As if this had been his cue, Ikuto tapped on Amu's balcony window, and let himself n.
"Hi, ladies!" He said, smirking and winking at us.
Yaya, Rima, and me just shrugged, while Amu spazzed and blushed like crazy.
"Hey, Amu... Is this bug juice like... 50 years old or something? It tastes disgusting and smells like crap... You know alcohol wise..."
"Let me see that!" Ikuto snatched the cup of 'bug juice' out of her hands and drank it.
"THAT'S NOT BUG JUICE! IT'S BEE-" Ikuto was suddenly cut off by Amu throwing her self on top of him, and covering his mouth with hers.
"Wellll thennn..." Yaya said. "Let's move on to the game! Has everyone drank at least 5 cups of bug juice?"
Everyone nodded.
"GREAT! Amu! Get off of Ikuto! Everyone else join me in a circle!"
I groaned.
"What's wrong with the shrimp?"
"Stoma-" Amu began.
"CRAMPS! CRAMPS ALRIGHT? NOW LEAVE ME ALONE SO THAT I MAY WALLOW IN SELF PITY!!" I interrupted.
"Hmm.. Sounds like someone's PMSing~!"
"SHUTT THE FREAK UP YOU PERVERTED KITTY COSPLAY GUY!! I COULD SO TAKE YOU ON ANY DAY! LEAVE ME THE FREAK ALONE BEFORE I PWN YOUR BUTT!!" I growled at him.
Ikuto chuckled and did some thing like this: *cough* PMS *cough-cough*.
I glared at him.
"Rima! You start!"
"Ikuto! Truth or Dare?" I asked. I waited for him to say dare, because you know... No guy will try to be like a coward so they'll always pick dare... always.
"Dare." See? Told you.
"I dare you to... eat a cup of mayonnaise, honey, pepper, extra-hot hot sauce, salt, lemon, and.... dog food.... while singing the Chik-Fil-A radio advertisement!" I smirked at his horrified expression.
Amu went downstairs to get the stuff, and came back five minutes later, with a cup of the grosscusting mixture. He had to eat it with a teeny tiny spoon, too.
"Here you go, Ikuto!" Amu said sweetly.
"Thanks..." Ikuto glared at me.
I just smiled sweetly.
"You truly are a blonde chibi demon..."
"I know~!" I said happily clapping my hands... "Now just hurry up and eat that yummy yummy yummy food!"
Ikuto took a first bite.
"Pretty little chicken in a bun bun.
Fresh white meat in your tum yum yum.
Eat it now not a cow chow chow."
He kept on going until he had like half the cup left.
"W-water!" He gasped.
"Nu-uh! Not until you finish!" I waved a bottle of ice cold water in front of his face.
Ikuto took another spoonful.
"Pretty little chicken in a bun bun.
Fresh white meat in your tum yum yum.
Eat it now not a cow chow chow."
And another and another.
Pretty soon he could barely choke out words.
"P'tty lil' chikn in a 'un 'un.
'Resh wite meeet in yourr tum y-yum y-yum.
'eet it noww, nottacow chow chow..." His voice was slurred.
I took mercy on him.
"You can stop now Ikuto." I said laughing my butt off.
"THANKYOU!" He said, grabbing the water bottle and I swear, when the water hit his mouth, steam came out.
"HolycrapAMU! What type of hot sauce is that?!"
"TIME TO DRINK 10 MORE CUPS OF BUG JUICE!" Yaya exclaimed all of a sudden.
"Oookaaayyy.." I said, getting my cup.
This was actually pretty good!
"You know what? I could beat you up anytime!" I yelled at the lamp beside me.
I jumped up.
"WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY ABOUT MY MOTHER?!" I yelled, threatening to punch it.
"Mhm... that's right! You BETTER walk away!" I yelled.
"Okay, okay! I'll back off! DON'T HURT ME! NO DON'T!! I DID NOT SPREAD THOSE RUMOURS ABOUT YOU IN KINDERGARDEN!" I ran to the other side of the room, and hid in a corner.
*Normal POV*
Yaya looked at Amu... "The plan worked! They're drunk!"
Rima lay on the floor holding on to dear life.
"H-hey, hun~! Whatcha doing on them floors like that?" Ikuto wobbled over to Rima.
"I'm scared I'll fall off if I don't!" Whispered Rima.
Yaya got out the camera.
"This is so going on YouTube!" she laughed.
"Nagi! Come'here!" Rima yelled.
"Whattcha want fool?" He asked her.
"You, know I love you right?"
"No.... YOU'RE ALWAYS SO MEAN TO ME!" Nagihiko sobbed.
He ran over to Amu.
"I love you, girl! You're so awesome! I ... I love you!"
"N-Nagi... you mean as in friendship love right?"
"Why, ya asking? You interested in me?" He asked her motioning to his body.
"OOPS! RIMA DID YOU CUT OFF MY-"
"LET'S PLAY DRUNKEN TRUTH OR DARE!" (A/N: Yes, I know this sound A WHOLE LOT LIKE Truth or Dare Camp, but I had the idea planned before Gina put up her chappie. :|... If you're offended or anything, then please tell me, becasue I don't wanna hurt/offend you or anything. Besides, I have it planned out with how it's going to lead up to the sad part of the story... :\ ) Yaya yelled.
"Yay! Sounds like fun!" Three people shouted, all of them drunk.
"Good!" Yaya said laughing hystericaly.
Bree: LOL.... Cliffie sorta! :D
Nagi: GOOD news!
Bree: OH RIGHT! Wait no! Bad first! Okay so they are replacing Yaya... in the third season. Supposedly. They are getting a new Ace... And I'm like WTFH?? THAT IS YAYA! #%^*^$~ !! THEY CANNOT REPLACE HER!!! ;O
Yaya: Yeah, I saw it on a comment... I GETTA BREAK!
Bree: Imma miss you!! D; *huggles*
Rima: GOOD NEWS NOW!
Bree: OKAY OKAY! So I was reading the comments to Itsuka Wa Romansu, Rima's character song, in the Shugo Chara Character Song Collection thing on YouTube... So because her song is basically a love song... IT IS LIKE RIMA IS SINGING THE SONG TO NAGI!! *superfangirlsqueal* ... AND THE BEST PART IS THAT SOMEONE SAID THAT PEACH-PIT IS PLANNING ON MAKING RIMAHIKO A CANON COUPLE!!!!!!! *superduperultramegafangirlsqueal*
Rima:.... :O
Nagi:.... :D
Bree: .... xDDDDDDDD
Ikuto:.... ???
Yaya:.... :)
Bree: RRIMAHIKO FTW!!!! :D
P.S)) ANYONE ANYONE OUT THERE WHO CAN HELP ME THINK OF AN IDEA PLEASE PM ME! I NEED IDEAS! I HAVE A COUPLE THAT ARE MEH, OR ONESHOTS! D:... SO ANYONE WHO HAS AN IDEA THEY WANT TO GIVE ME EITHER BECAUSE: a;THEY DON'T WANT TO WRITE IT THEMSELVES; b; THINK I WOULD DO A GOOD JOB ON IT CAUSE I GOT MAD SKILLZ (JKJK)... .... I WILL EVEN TAKE AN IDEA IF YOU WANT ME TO DO A CONTINUATION OF A STORY OF YOURS... PLEASE HELP!
