Code Lyoko Evolution: Interrogation: CHAOTIC!
Part 12
(Enter WILLIAM.)
WILLIAM: WHOA! Hold up a sec!
KAITLYN: What?
WILLIAM: You skipped a whole bunch of episodes! You forgot to throw in the one I got taken prisoner by XANA.
XANA: (offstage.) MOO HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA!
WILLIAM: (Shouting offstage) Must you do that every time someone says your name?
XANA: (offstage.) Don't hate.
KAITLYN: Um- Last time I checked, that was a filler episode.
WILLIAM: (infuriated.) WHAT? GOSH, WHY DO WE SUCH BRAINLESS PEOPLE RUNNING THIS SHOW?
KAITLYN: Hey, don't raise hell at me, raise hell at Moonscoop. They made you what you are today.
(XANA runs on.)
XANA: SUCKS TO BE YOU!
WILLIAM: (Pointing at XANA.) And you, shut up!
XANA: What are you going to do if I don't?
WILLIAM: I'll feed you to McAfee!
XANA: What in the name of earth is McAfee?
(KAITLYN runs over to XANA.)
KAITLYN: I don't think you want to find out. (She pushes XANA offstage.)
(She resumes.)
KAITLYN: Anyways….
(WILLIAM exits.)
KAITLYN: Sissi sent Brynja to the country because she was jealous that Brynja was getting all the attention and not her.
BRYNJA: You fake, Sissi.
(SISSI enters.)
SISSI: Well, you're a bigger hoe than me! You only talked to guys the whole time you were here.
BRYNJA: Whatever. BUH-BYE! (She exits.)
SISSI: Thank god she's gone.
(SISSI exits.)
ODD: Without saying bye to me?
KAITLYN: It was pretty obvious she was using you, Odd.
ODD: Ugh.
KAITLYN: Hmm, well after all of this, I think it's time for something a little more heartfelt. (She flips in her book.) How about Episode 82, Distant Memory?
ODD: That one makes me bawl.
(KAITLYN's cell phone rings.)
KAITLYN: Excuse me for a second; I just need to take this call.
(She exits.)
ODD: (To the audience.) I thought she would never leave. Now, before we start this very special episode, I'd like us all to think about those special people in your lives who made you. Poor Aelita didn't have parents, well she did, but they either died or were taken by XANA.
(Enter AELITA.)
AELITA: My parents were wanna-be Sci-Fi believers, They practically ruined my entire life!
(She exits.)
ODD: (To the audience.) Do you guys have any idea on what maybe happened to her?
(The audience is silent.)
ODD: Anyways, this is a very special episode brought to you by the Hallmark Channel, screw Moonscoop. Could we get some warm, soft fuzzy lighting please? Maybe a kind of warm glow around everyone onstage?
(The lights do not change. ODD speaks up at the light booth.)
ODD: (Irritated.) Can we try that again please?
(The lights do not change.)
ODD: What is your problem? Yeah, I'm talking to you! We're trying to have a special moment here! You're ruining the special moment! WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY TO ME? THIS IS FAMILY SHOW YOU WALKING PILE OF PUTRESCENCE! YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS DO YOU? BECAUSE YOU WENT TO PUBLIC SCHOOL AND THEY DON'T TEACH VOCAB ANYMORE! HEY! Where did you get that picture of my mom?
(ODD reacts in horror.)
ODD: YOU'RE DEAD!
(He charges through the audience, scrambling to get up to the light booth. He disappears.)
