Disclaimer: I don't own Ranma 1/2 or "Gangsta's Paradise". Rumiko Takahashi and Coolio do. I would like nothing better than to forcibly take them, but even a rural gangsta such as myself has to know his limits.
Author Notes: First off, let me thank all of my reviewers for those great song ideas! I may not update this little collection often, but it's no longer for lack of inspiration. Special thanks to obsidian-fox for suggesting this one; it's a great song that I hit myself for not thinking of sooner.
Okay, enough of my rambling. You're here for the song, right? Well, here 'tis...
As I walk through the halls of Furinkan High
I take a look at my life
And realize it's "do or die"
'Cause I been teachin' and fightin' so long
That even lil' Kodachi thinks my mind is gone
But I ain't never hit a student that didn't deserve it
Disrespect a teacher? You know that's unheard of
Better watch how loud you talking
And how fast you walking
Or you can bet you'll be cleaning up chalk
I really hate long hair, so I gotta comb
I'll shave your dome like your parents shoulda done at home
Fool, I'm the big kahuna the little keikis want to be like
You can see it in their eyes
As they hang up my tiki lights
He's been spending most his life
Creating his personal paradise
But the students don't think it's nice
Living in this Hawaiian's Paradise
Let's be honest; it just plain bites
Living in this Hawaiian's Paradise
Principal Kuno has a grip like a vise
Ruling over this Hawaiian's Paradise
Look at the irritation I'm always facing
The students ain't focused; they want to party and date
So I gotta beat down the delinquent team
Like that Ranma Saotome; he's more than he seems
I'm an educator, fool, with learning on my mind
Got a ukelele in hand and a gleam in my eye
I'm a tropical gangsta, hair-cutting banger
I got pineapple bombs, so don't arouse my anger
Fool, the bell ain't nothing but a heartbeat away
Tatewaki is my boy; what can I say?
He's 17 now; will he be this way at 18
Or will he admit that Dad is king?
Tell me why is he so blind to see
That the ones he hurts are you and me?
He's been spending most his life
Creating his personal paradise
But the students don't think it's nice
Living in this Hawaiian's Paradise
Let's be honest; it just plain bites
Living in this Hawaiian's Paradise
Principal Kuno has a grip like a vise
Ruling over this Hawaiian's Paradise
Shirt and the shades, shades and the shirt
Short hours of playtime, long minutes of work
Everybody's fighting, but half of them ain't looking
What's going on in the office
Who knows what plans I'm cooking?
I know they gotta learn
But nobody's here to teach them
If they can't appreciate me, I guess I'll have to beat them
I will not quit
I will not split
My fuse is lit
If they don't like it, then they are out of luck, foo!
He's been spending most his life
Creating his personal paradise
But the students don't think it's nice
Living in this Hawaiian's Paradise
Let's be honest; it just plain bites
Living in this Hawaiian's Paradise
Principal Kuno has a grip like a vise
Ruling over this Hawaiian's Paradise
Tell me why does he decline to be
good to those outside his family tree?
Tell me why is he so blind to see
That the ones he hurts are you and me?
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