Disclaimer: No seriously I own Dark Cloud.(rolls eyes) Of course I don't own it. It belongs to Level 5 inc.
WST: Even more Dares!
JJ: YAY!
Dark Cloud crew: WHY?
WST & JJ: QUIET YOU!
WST: I would like to thank you all. Also I have a question to all the readers. Do you think I should make a Dark Cloud Thanksgiving one-shot?
JJ: Please give us your answer with your review.
WST: Please enjoy this fic as well as the torture of the crew.
WanderingSoulofTime walked into the room trying to figure out who JJ shot with his AK-47 the other day. He was deep in thought until JJ came running into the room saying, "WanderingSoulofTime, come quick. Ungaga's hurt real bad." WanderingSoulofTime immediately ran after his brother to the Truth or Dare room.
(Both of the frantic individuals ran into the Truth or Dare room and look at the center of the room. Ungaga was sitting on the couch clutching his left leg in agony. The crew were running around frantically.)
"CALM DOWN!" WanderingSoulofTime yells. The crew immediately stop panicking and watches as WanderingSoulofTime walked up to Ungaga and used his Author Powers to heal him. Then he asks Ungaga, "How did you get hurt?" Ungaga sighs and says, "I was injured sometime ago by a bullet," everyone glares at JJ as Ungaga said that, "I didn't want to burden anyone so i kept quiet." WanderingSoulofTime pats Ungaga's shoulder and says, "Nah, with you Ungaga we will always take care of you, because you're a very good friend." The crew nod in agreement.
"Oh yeah, in the excitement I forgot, we have some more dares. Let me see...we have 2 reviews and one PM. So let's get started. The first one is from Chiio-chan. She says:
Oh... that was BEAUTIFUL.
The fact nothing can split Xiao and Toan apart... it's just TOO WONDERFUL.
Good job, really good job! I'm so happy everyone is loving your story! Yaaay!
Anyway, new dare! Turn Toan into a mouse and Xiao back into her cat form...
Heh, heh... Let's see how they play.. *Eye Gleam*
"Okay, this is going to be hilarious. Author Powers!" WanderingSoulofTime transforms Xiao into cat form before she could complain. Toan was about to say something but all that can be heard from him is, "Squeak, squeak." before he as well transforms, but into a mouse. Toan mouse had a tiny green beret on his head and an orange poncho, but the rest of him looked like, well a mouse. Xiao noticed Toan and slowly inches her way closer to Toan. Toan tries to back away from Xiao but stops when he hits something. He looks behind him and notices he hit a wall. He looks at Xiao again and notices she's about to pounce.
Toan quickly reacts and moves out of the way as Xiao pounces. She hits the wall and faces Toan again. She angrily hisses and tries to attack Toan again. He quickly runs into a hole in the wall and Xiao hits her head against the wall. WanderingSoulofTime says, "I feel like I've seen this before." Then Xiao faces WanderingSoulofTime and hisses at him and shows him her claws menacingly.
WanderingSoulofTime doesn't flinch until Xiao attempts to pounce him. She tries to scratch his face but he simply tosses Xiao off. He smirks and says, "Silly cat. You can't beat me. I think this has gone on long enough. Toan get out here." Toan mouse comes out of the hole in the wall and faces WanderingSoulofTime. "Well, now that you two are here, let's get you back to normal. Author Powers."
Both Xiao and Toan transform back to their human forms and face each other. They immediately hug each other and says, "I'm sorry." at the same time. (which freaked out WanderingSoulofTime a little). WanderingSoulofTime simply sighs and says, "Damn, nothing can tear those two apart. Oh, well. Onto the next dare.
The next dare is from SPG inc. and he says:
LOL, nice work.
But the lovebirds/cats thwarted me again! Coming between them is harder than beating a three legged man in an ss kicking competition. But I will never stop, for I'm am the highly sadistic SPG inc. However, I'll give you a short break, for now I have another dare.
Using Goro's weight, and Osmond's flight pack, give Goro a wedgie so uber massive that the power of it could be used to provide energy for a whole city. This is not so much a dare as an experiment of pain threshold. Hey, I'm a sadist!
WanderingSoulofTime is laughing his head off as he finishes the review. He manages to recover his breath and says, "I would feel bad for Goro if he wasn't a self-centered maniac. Oh well. Hey Osmond. Can i borrow your flight pack again?" The moon rabbit shrugs and says, "Hey as long as I don't get hurt, you can borrow it." He hands him the flight pack.
WanderingSoulofTime yells, "Goro, get in here now!" Goro walks into the room and says, "WHAT DO YOU WANT?" WanderingSoulofTime smirks and says, "You got a dare, fool. Come with me." Grabs Goro and teleports him and himself to a building on the moon. WanderingSoulofTime smirks and says, "You are going to feel this tomorrow." He puts a hook in Goro's underwear and ties the hook to the roof of the he puts Osmond's flight pack onto his back and puts it to full power. Goro immediately flies off and head towards Earth. WanderingSoulofTime laughs and teleports back to the Truth or dare room. He shows up and says,"5,4,3,2,1." Suddenly Goro breaks through the roof and yells a huge bellow of pain.
(Somewhere in Matataki Village)
"Ahhhhhhh!" Kye screams. Momo runs in and says, "What's wrong?" Kye yells, "I heard a banshee cry out for blood. It's coming for me." then he proceeds to run around. Momo sweatdrops and says, "Not again. Not another of his crazy fantasies."
(Back in the Truth or Dare room.)
The crew, JJ and WanderingSoulofTime are rolling around in pain clutching their ears. WanderingSoulofTime is the first to recover and says, "Author Powers!" Then the crew stops rolling around and look at Goro. Goro has a face that practically screams pain and he's trying to release himself from the hook. The crew watch Goro struggle for a few more seconds, but decide to cut him loose. He fall on the floor and whimpers, "I can't have kids anymore."
WanderingSoulofTime rolls his eyes and says, "Who would want to reproduce with you anyway? Anyway, while Goro's recovering, we can go onto the final dare. It's from SPG inc.. Xiao, I need you to leave the room. JJ take her to the interview room." JJ nods and grabs the cat-girl and takes her to the interview room. "Any way back to the dare. It says:
I've just come up with another dare. Everyone has to put on white coats and tell Xiao that they're shrinks and they're taking her to a mad house beacuse she schizophrenic and thinks her slingshot talks to her. Steve has to stay silent if Xiao tries to talk to him so that she'll freak out and think she's mad (ha ha! I'm such an evil bst*rd)!
"Thanks SPG inc.. Oh yeah." Dials numbers and says, "JJ, come here SPG inc. has another present for you." JJ shows up a nanosecond later and says, "GIMME, GIMME, GIMME!" WanderingSoulofTime sighs and hands JJ the anti-vampire gun. JJ prepares to fire the gun, but suddenly stops. He puts his ear close to the gun, and immediately throws the gun to the ground. He places a GPS locator on the gun then stands back.
WanderingSoulofTime is wondering what JJ's doing until he sees a laser lock onto the gun. He immediately yells, "Everyone duck and cover!" Then he dives away from the gun. The crew does the same and suddenly the Hammer of Dawn's laser breaks through the ceiling and destroys the gun. JJ sighs in relief and says, "Man I'm glad that the annoying gun is gone." Suddenly WanderingSoulofTime slaps JJ's head and says, "You idiot! That was Steve the slingshot. Didn't you read Chiio-chan's story? Once Steve dies, he comes back as-"
"As a spirit oversoul." Finished Steve the Oversoul.
WanderingSoulofTime groans and says, "Great, just great. Anyway, you guys can dare Steve now. Anyway, let's continue onto the dare. Everyone put on your white coats." He says as he hands the crew white coats. They shrug and put on the coats and follow WandeirngSoulofTime to the interview room. They walk in and WanderingSoulofTime says, "Xiao, we need to take you to a mental hospital." Xiao looks at WanderingSoulofTime in shock and says, "What? Xiao is not crazy." "Actually Xiao, you've been diagnosed with schizophrenia." JJ said. Xiao looks at JJ questioningly and WanderingSoulofTime continues by saying, "It means you can't tell between what's real and what isn't. We were suspicious when you said that Steve, your slingshot could talk."
Xiao shakes her head and says, "But, he can talk, look he's right behind you. Please Steve talk." WanderingSoulofTime looks behind him and whispers, "Steve leave now!" Then Steve vanishes through the wall. WanderingSoulofTime faces Xiao and says, "I don't see anything there. See." He indicates to the blank wall. Xiao's eyes bug out and she starts panicking, "S-steve was right there! I just saw him."
WanderingSoulofTime nods his head no and says, "Trust us Xiao. We're all doctors so let's just take you to the hospital and get you better." Xiao immediately starts running around saying, "I'm not crazy. Steve was there. Or was he. Is this real? AAHHHHH!" Then she starts weeping on the floor, terrified out of her mind. WanderingSoulofTime realizes they went a little far, so he starts to walk up to her, until Toan sticks out his arm and blocks his path. "I'll help her." He said and he walked to the terrified cat-girl.
"Xiao? Xiao, come on sweetie, everything's going to be alright." He told Xiao trying to comfort her. Xiao faces Toan and starts crying into his poncho. "Is Xiao crazy, master?" Toan nods his head no and says, "Of course you aren't. This whole thing was a dare by SPG inc. Look, Steve's over there." He says as he points to Steve.
Xiao sees Steve and says, "Steve? Why does Steve look like a ghost?" Steve sighs and says, "Well, my baby girl, I died. I came back as a Spirit Oversoul to take care of you and to kill bums like Goro. I also came to make sure you and Toan did nothing too serious." He says as he wags his eyebrows.(Does he even have eyebrows?)Xiao and Toan both turn pink and Xiao says, "Steve! Please don't embarrass Xiao and master like that!" WanderingSoulofTime laughs as he sees the exchange and says, "It looks like everything's back to normal…well almost."
WST: Please review. You can now Dare Steve as well.
Steve: Yeah, send me some dares.
WST: Steve? How'd you get here?
JJ: I let him in.
WST: Figures. Anyway please review and help me torture the crew more.
