"Welcome back to the aftermath show!" Bridgette nudges Geoff in the side. "Come on Geoff, I kinda need you to start talking."

"Yeah! Welcome back! We've already talked with Espio, Now we'll talk to our other contestant, who's name is Metal Sonic!"

As the Aftermath theme plays again, Sonic's metallic double walks onstage.

"Hey Met, how's it going?" Geoff greeted him warmly.

"Met?"

"Never heard of that?"

"No."

"That's your pairing name."

"My What?"

"When people get themselves paired with someone, sometimes they get their name shortened to just the first syllable, or for females, the last, then it is added as a prefix or a suffix to the section of the name for the person they're in love with!" Sierra exclaimed form her bleachers.

"Please tell me there is a Sonichris!"

"HELL NO CHRIS!" Zonic slams the 12 year old on the head.

"But I've not been in love with anyone. It is illogical, this thing called love."

"A lot of people pair you with Eggman…" Geoff began

"Scary."

"…Sonic…" Bridgette continued

"Eerie."

"…And Amy." Tikal pried, smirking at his reaction.

"OH HELL NO! I'D RATHER GET TORN APART BY EGGMAN, AND THEN LICK SONIC'S ASS, THEN TO BE ROMANTICALLY PAIRED UP WITH HER!"

"Wha- Why? Sonic seems to want her!"

"I've got a girlfriend!"

"Who?"

"Metal Amy!"

"WTF!"

"STFU!"

"ROTFL!"

"That didn't really fit Zeke."

"What-is-Metal-Amy?" Scratch asked, terrified.

"I made her myself, and she is desperately in this 'love' thing with me!"

"A stalker robotic girlfriend?" Grounder asks, still blown away.

"Ooookay. I was not even wacky enough to ask that!" Cody admits.

"Okay, back to original topic, You made yourself a girlfriend!"

"Yep."

"What drove you to do that?"

"I couldn't terrorize Eggman enough. I built her to help me!"

"Wha-?"

"I sneak into his house late at night, and steal his underwear. All of my friends know that, and enemies, just not him."

"Why do you do that?"

"I hang it on school flagpoles and put in in boxes, mailing them to his house, making him think he has a secret admirer! You should see what he does! HE dances with the underwear!"

"We've got new footage confirming this claim!"

On the TV screen above, Eggman rips open a box, and there is a bikini bottom. He smiles gleefully, then holds it close to his chest, and begins dancing in a circle with it.

"I am seriously going to be blind." Beth shielded her eyes form the horror film

"OH my gosh, that makes two of us!" Lindsey remarks, looking at her cell phone. "Ashley got a horrible dress."

"I've seen the boss do that myself. It ends up in a strip-tease usually."

"OKAY! Enough! MOVING ON To the questions!" Geoff threw his hands in the air, as if to try and stop time, then he sits back down. "Now Metal, why did you decide to join the show?"

"I was called up by this Dragon character that is a former ToD host, and she wanted me on the show, in a chance to beat Eggman. I tried, but they kicked me off. Not MY fault if Eggman didn't make me durable against heat and cold."

"What was the greatest moment on the show?"

"When Eggman was slimmed to a bloody pulp at Japan.. By the way, who did that?"

"Harmon-" Bridgette began

"Skylar." Tikal stated as-matter-of-factly

"No way!" Metal said.

"Yes way!"

"The teammate I was going to kick off?"

"Yep."

"Wow."

"Next Question, who do you want to win?"

"No body."

"Not one person?"

"Okay. Maybe Meph. If I had to have someone win. But I was wrongly voted off."

"It was fair and square, as opposed to Manic's."

"True, but based on poor reasons."

"There will be other endurably hot and cold places to go."

"So?"

"Did you notice that after you left, there was a loosing streak for your team?"

"Not really. Mainly because Team Shadow is hot, even though he's not, I've touched him myself, has already lost 2 players, and Team Success lost only one.

"Good point. Do you think though, that you're team will resolve things?"

"Unlikely."

"Anything on the show you wanted to do?"

"See Eggman fall off the drop of shame minus a parachute."

"Oh. I see."

"That all?"

"Not yet! Espio, we need you back down here now!" Tikal called. IN response, the chameleon appeared right beside her, apparently he was waiting the entire time.

"Now, we are going to play a game called Truth or shock!" The echidna commented. "Sit down in the chairs over there."

"Wait…This doesn't sound like a good idea."

"I've got to agree with Geoff there!"

"For once, I'm kinda glad I'm not in the series." Duncan comments, leaning forward. "This will be cool to watch though."

"I'll ask a question, and if you answer truthfully, you'll be spared, and get a point. If not, you get zapped. Winner gets…well, bragging rights."

"Uhh, isn't that a little dangerous?" The blonde surfer chocked out in shock.

"Sure. All the better for views, reviews, and ratings."

"…"

"!"

"Ready?"

"Yes!"

Both contestants sat down, and question one was asked by Tikal, who was reading them off of a series of cards bound by a ring. "Were either of you shocked at how early your eliminations came?"

"No." Espio answered truthfully. Zonic put a point on the board for him.

"Yes." Metal Sonic answered truthfully. Eva put a point on the board for him also.

"Do you think that you're stint on this show has bettered you're life any?"

"No." Espio stated.

"Yes." Metal replied, and ZAAAP!

"O.0! Androids can lie!"

"Are you glad that you have been eliminated so early?"

"Yes."

"Yes." Both were apparently truthful.

"Why?"

"I won't be tortured by the insane Tod Hosts and Neko chick."

"I won't be taken apart by Eggman."

"If there was another chance at winning the million dollars at the shows end, would you take it?"

"No."

"Yes."

And ZZAAAPPP came again, this time, on Espio.

"I was instructed to never want! I only got on the show to get away from Charmy and Vector!" That apparently wasn't a lie.

"But you won't deny that you'd take another shot at the million, am I correct?" Geoff asked, now interested himself.

"NO, I would not!" ZAAAPPPPP! "Seriously!" ZAAAPPPP! "GET ME OUT OF THIS CHAIR NOW!"

"Okay, Metal is even with Espio. No Trent, a zap is not a negative point!" The guitar player put his hand down before he even got his mouth open.

"Final question. If you could remove only one host, or co-host, on the show, who would it of been?"

"Harmony." Metal beat Espio to the answer

"Dragon." ZAAPPP!

"Incorrect. Metal wins bragging rights, but who would you really eliminate?"

"Harmony?" The vegan-diet based female leaned forward a bit, raising an eyebrow.

"No!" ZAPPP!

"The machine appears to detect otherwise." Geoff hinted.

"I'm serious, I would NOT kick off Harmony!" The next shock that pulsated through the chameleon's body knocked him clean out. Several paid-below-the-minimum-wage interns removed him and took him to the ward.

"Well, That is it, You've seen their reactions, here on Total Drama Wo-"

"Um, Ignore her! Just see us next time if you can, on Total Drama World Tour Sonic Edition Aftermath show!"

Yeah, kinda bad. I never liked the aftermath shows, so I kinda put my ideas that were stale-ish in here. I hope you still like it enough to at least review, if that is within you're capabilities! NOW REVIEW!