Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you fall through a sewer hole and die.

(Ouch)


Disclaimer:

Esther: Green grass breaks through snow,

It's Apollo's turn today,

For the disclaimer

Apollo: *claps* Yay! Nice choice of words Esther.

Esther: I'd hate to rhyme all day

Whoever did this has to pay!

Apollo: *tutting* Now now Esther. Anyway, all characters are Riordan's. The plot is Esther's only.


Dear writers of Percy Jackson fanfics,

Cereal is good. Please appreciate it and don't be a bastard like Hades, who has totally no respect for cereal. I can't believe that Persephone wants to marry such an idiot. And cereal is brain food, it promotes growth of brain cells and helps you grow taller.

As for Nico, I really recommend a cereal diet for about 3887 years. It will improve his brain growth and help him grow taller.

Sincerely, Demeter, who is one heck of a cereal obsessed goddess and wants the whole world to appreciate the 'goodness' of cereal.


Nico: *shudders* NO WAY!

Hades: Seriously? She said that? She obviously won't recognise 'handsome' even when it walks in front of her and punches her in the face.