For The Record: I am not anti-any book of religion, and am completely pro Religious Tolerance. Enjoy!

Winner: JewelGirl04 andenviousxbeauty, they both gave great ideas, and it became: ApplePie Metallicamp. That's not to say the others idea were not equally excellent, it was a hard decision.

Battle Cries: You guys impress me as much as you scare me. When your done reading this, go read the reviews for Chap 11, there are some great battle songs.

Holy Shit

Anna
Walking Blasphemy of Awesome

Did it hurt?

What?

When you fell from heaven?

…Yes?

What happened- Why did you fall?

It's because I got Castiel wasted one night.

Just one?

Well, this time we also convinced him to get a tattoo.

We?

… I can say no more…

Who's the most bad ass angel in the garrison?

You better believe I'm the biggest Bad Ass Mother Fucker in the Garrison!

Formerly, of course.

You show me one of those dicks with wings that actually dares to try and take me in, and just maybe I'll retract the former statement.

Where did God go?

I went… I mean He went to go settle an old score with some bad Fans who were fucking up his creations with their books.

What book are you talking about?

First there was the Books of Moses, and then somebody wrote another one. There was a new OC and man- he was a total Mary Sue. But it didn't stop there, there was a third version and it totally changed the Cannon.

Where did the Devil go?

The Devil went down to Georgia, he was looking for a soul to steal.

Do you understand mortals better because you've lived as one?

Dude, I had to be a teenager. I still don't know what was up with that shit.

Did you ever apologize to the Impala for taking her one true love?

She got to watch. That should be good enough for her.

How good is the channel reception on Angel Radio?

To good. I really wish I could've shut it off!

Do they ever play anything decent?

Well, mostly country and emo music but the day Dean Winchester was saved they played the best of mullet rock.

Any thoughts on the coming war?

Only a warning: Be careful what you wish for.

Uriel
Join Team Uriel, now!
…and get your ass kicked by Anna

Who's the funniest angel in the garrison?

Why, me of course. Mwhahahaha.

What's the best joke you've played on them?

Convincing them I'm good natured.

Why did you join Lucifer?

He gave me a caramel apple.

What was your favorite time period to watch?

The Warring States period.

Did you ever influence any writers?

There was this one writer…always whining about happy endings. I fixed that.

What was his name?

Let me see, Wheat, Whip, no… wait, J. Whedon. That's it.

How do you kill another Angel?

Overload them on cute.

What's your favorite part about being an angel?

Super fine sexy angel wings!

What color are they?

It depends on my mood.

Now?

Purple with pink polka dots.

Zachariah
Dick with Wings

Why are you such a complete and utter jack ass?

Hey, when the Cat's away, the socially repressed, forced to watch every dull moment, power hungry mice will play. Or mouse.

Who ordered Dean Winchester be saved?

Anna did, back when she was my boss.

Anna was your boss?!

Yeah, I showed that bitch.

That's it. Ladies, come here.

Where did all these people come from? And why do you have scissors?

Clip his wings! Now!

Nooooo!

DO NOT FUCK WITH OUR FANDOM, DICK.

Michael
Heaven's Ace in the Hole

If you could possess anyone who would it be?

Dean.

Why?

Gotta love that hot hair.

o-o-o-o-o-o

Anna tapped on Dean's shoulder. "Dean," she said softly, "what exactly do you think is going to happen?"

Dean looked at her and shrugged. "Hopefully something awesome."

They both sighed. Dean looked up, "By the way…Nice shoes."

"Not now," she glared.

Dean rolled his eyes. "Whatever. I'm headed back to the Apple Pie Mettalicamp. See you later?"

She smiled sadly. "I'm just gonna go, something's up with Zach."

She flew away. Sam walked next to Dean. "What was that all about?"

"I don't know." Dean waved a dismissive hand. "I've gotta go check on my girls, they all went missing today and I suspect something has gone horribly wrong."

Sam smiled. "Funny, you should say that. Mine vanished as well. Anyway, I'm off to Camp Crystal Lake, but I wanted to say bye."

They hugged. Then departed for their camps.

Meanwhile the fans where returning from their bloody task, wiping feathers from their hair. Finished with that, they resumed their plotting. Danielle clapped her hands excitedly, her blue eyes glowing with power, "C'mon guys! I have some great ideas!"

To Be Continued

so, yeah, that was the last interview unless you can remind me of another character. otherwise the next chapter is straight up battle.

INPUT REQUIRED: i think i shall rewrite Dean's chapter. questions? comments? concerns?

as the Joker as said, "And here...we...go..."