Disclaimer: I don't own anything here except for myself as Skyla! All credits to their rightful owners! OMG! I haven't update in like two months now! 0_0 I'm so sorry! I was busy updating my other stories so I didn't really have time to update this one! I decided that I should update this one too after all, right now, I still have time before the big quarter final tests….So anyways, as always, enjoy the interview!

Note: YOU NEED TO READ THE SHIMON ARC FROM THE MANGA TO UNDERSTAND WHOM THIS IS!


Interview 12: Da-me Combination!

Haru: Ohaiyou, mina-san! It's been such a long time since I did a review! I wonder what Skyla-chan was up to…

Skyla: Hello. Sorry about that. I was busy updating other stories so I didn't have time for this one…Gomen-ne, Haru.

Haru: HAHI! No, no! It's okay! Haru is completely fine! Just update once in a while okay?

Skyla: Sure. So, who's the guest today?

Haru: Oh, today's guest is actually very special!

Reborn: Really?

Haru: Reborn-chan? Where are you?

Reborn: I'm up here~!

Haru looks up to see Reborn hanging in a hammock sleeping.

Haru: Reborn-chan? Don't sleep yet! The interview didn't even start yet!

Reborn: Chupee…just go on without me…today…let Skyla take over…it is dark after all…chupee…

Skyla: Right…leave everything to me?

Haru: Eh…but I guess that's okay! We can always have Skyla-chan as a substitute! Anyways, out guest today is….the one and only…ENMA-KUN!

Metal thingy comes down with Enma on it.

Enma: Um…H-h-hi…

Haru: Hi, Enma-kun! How are you today?

Enma: Eh? Oh I'm fine…

Skyla: Other than being beaten up by random guys on the streets?

Haru: HAHI? YOU'VE BEEN BEATEN UP BY GUYS ON THE STREETS?

Skyla: Haru…I think you're about as loud as Squalo now…

Haru: Hahi? Oh, I'm sorry…I was just so…angry! Why didn't you tell us earlier?

Enma: Eh? Uh…because I just met you now?

Wind blows…

Skyla (facepalms): Haru…that was a very stupid question…

Haru: Uh…hah…haha…

Skyla: Hey why don't we just get on with the interview already before Reborn wakes up and scolds us all?

Haru (gulps): Right…so first question! Enma-kun, do you have any people who you would call friends?

Enma: Oh, I have some! Their names are Shitt P, Mizuno Kaoru, Ooyama Rauji, Aoba Koyo, Suzuki Adelheid, and Katou Julie.

Haru: Oh, I see! It's good to hear that you have friends…sigh…it would be so sad if you didn't. Friends are such good things to have you see? They help you when you are sad and feeling down and…

Haru lectures on for about friendship for 30 minutes straight…

Enma (snores): ZZzzz

Skyla: Haru…everyone's falling asleep…(Yawn*)

Haru: Eh? Why?

Reborn: Haru…stop blabbering about friendship and continue the interview before I bust your head open…you woke me up.

Haru: HAHI! I'M SO SORRY! I didn't know that everyone was already asleep…

Enma: ZZZZzzzz….

Skyla: Enma…wake. Up. Now.

Enma: ZZZzzz…z..z…eh…huh? Why am I here?

Skyla: Stop acting like you have amnesia!

Enma: HIE! I'M VERY SORRY, SKYLA-SAN!

Skyla: Wait…did you just scream like Tsuna?

Enma: Hai?

Haru: Hahi! It's true…that sounded just like Tsuna…

?: That's because it was me, okay?!

Haru: HAHI? That voice…it can't be…MY LOVING HUSBAND!

Haru runs over and topples over Tsuna, hugging him tightly…or choking him to death. Which ever way you prefer.

Tsuna: HIE! LET GO OF ME!

Enma: Tsuna-kun?

Tsuna: ENMA? So you're the guest for today…Arg! STOP SQUEEZING!

Skyla: Yeah…and Haru, you should probably let him go before he suffocates to death.

Haru: Eh?

Skyla (sigh): Look Haru…you're squeezing him to death…

Haru stops hugging and looks at Tsuna who was pretty much fainting…

Haru: HAHI! TSUNA-SAN! DON'T LEAVE ME! WE STILL HAVE A VERY BRIGHT FUTURE IN FRONT OF US! MY HUSBAND!

Reborn: Haru. Shut up. If you kill Vongola the Tenth, you will be chased by lots of mafiosos…

Haru: HAHI? Mafioso? Are you…serious?

Skyla: He is.

Haru: EH? WAHH! HARU DOESN'T WANT TO DIE YET!

Haru then goes into a small corner and started to wail there…

Skyla: Sigh...Reborn, I'll take over the interview now that Haru's wailing. Let's wait for her to calm down first.

Reborn: Sure. Keep it quiet though. I need to sleep….chupee…chup…eee…

Skyla: Well then, Enma. I have a question for you. What do you think of Tsuna?

Enma: Eh? Tsuna-kun…is…my most prized friend. He saved me when I was about to lose control of myself. He even said that his pride was me! He accepted me as a friend and that made me really happy.

Skyla: I see…Tsuna. You have a good friend here.

Tsuna: Hm? Oh yeah!

Reborn: So, from now on, we can call you the dame-combination!

Wind Blows again…

Tsuna/Enma: EHHHHH?

Skyla: I think that's a perfect name!

Tsuna: EH? Skyla-chan too?

Skyla: Look here, Tsuna. You both are total losers when not in fighting mode. I mean, you both got teased and beat in school…

Tsuna/Enma pouted in a corner of the room…dark aura surrounding them…

Reborn: Sigh…Dame-Tsuna…

Skyla: Oh right, I though you were sleeping…

Reborn: Who can sleep when my dame-student is screaming like this…

Skyla: True…

Haru: Sniff sniff…

Skyla: Haru….she's still crying…seriously….

Reborn: Sigh…they are just so stupid…

Skyla: Yeah…sigh…I just don't get them

Reborn: Don't have to…we're too good for them

Skyla: Agreed.

Haru/Tsuna/Enma: SO IN THE END, YOU GUYS ARE JUST BOASTING ABOUT YOURSELVES?

Skyla: Oh, hey guys! Did you come out of the corner yet? I was happy such a good conversation with Reborn here.

All three sweat drop…

Reborn: If you don't want us to speak badly about you guys, then stop acting so stupid.

Skyla: Yeah.

Haru: HAHI? Haru isn't a stupid women! WHY IS EVERYONE CALLING HARU THAT? GOKUDERA-SAN ALSO DOES! ARG!

Skyla: It's because you are.

Haru: HAHI? Skyla-chan too?! That's it…I hate you now!

Skyla (shrugs): Like I care…

Tsuna: Skyla-chan….

Enma: Is so dark…

Skyla: Did you say something?

Tsuna/Enma: NO!

Skyla: Good.

Reborn: Oh and I forgot to tell you people something…

Skyla: Yeah?

Tsuna: What is it?

Reborn: I called a certain loud head from the last interview…

Skyla:….WHAT? Don't tell me…

Tsuna/Enma: ? Who?

Skyla: Well of course its-

?: VOIIIIIIII! WHERE IS THAT BRAT?

Skyla: Oh shoot…

Reborn: You made it in time…Squalo

Squalo: Hn. OF COURSE! ANYTHING TO GET AWAY FROM THAT TRASH OF A BOSS!

Tsuna: HIE!

Haru: HAHI!

Enma: EH!

Skyla: You three really do fit each other…

Reborn: Careful, Skyla. Better get ready for sparring.

Skyla: WHAT?

Squalo: VOIIII! HAVE YOU GOTTEN BETTER SINCE OUR LAST BOUT? LET'S SEE IF YOU CAN LIVE THROUGH THIS ONE NOW! ATTACKO DI SQUALO!

Skyla: Wait! Oh god!

Skyla barely dodges Squalo's attack. She kicked him in the face only to have him dodge and slash her. Skyla back flips away and disappears in front of Squalo. She reappears behind Squalo and starts to attack.

Tsuna: REBORN! YOU ALWAYS HAVE TO RUIN EVERYTHING DO YOU?

Reborn: It makes things so much more interesting.

Haru: HAHI! STOP FIGHTING PLEASE!

Reborn: If you interfere now, you'll be attacked like last time you know…

Enma: Ne, what's going on?

Tsuna: Enma-kun! They are fighting! We need to stop them!

Enma: EH? Well actually…it's not like I can't see that they're fighting by why?

Tsuna: NO REASON, THAT'S WHY!

Enma: EH? THEN LET'S STOP THEM!

Tsuna: But how can I do it…

Reborn: Do it with your dying will…

Tsuna: Eh? NOOO WAIT!

Reborn shoots Tsuna with his bullet and Tsuna faints…as usual.

Tsuna: REBORN! STOP THEM WITH MY DYING WILL!

Enma: T-t-tsuna-kun?

Tsuna: ROOOOAR!

Haru: Hahi! Tsuna-san is so cool!

Enma: Wow….

Tsuna steps into the middle of Skyla and Squalo. He punches Squalo without him knowing and Squalo flys back. Skyla looked confused him.

Tsuna's dying will ran out…VERY fast indeed.

Tsuna: Don't fight, Skyla-san!

Skyla: It's not like I wanted to…Reborn made us…

Tsuna: But still…

Squalo: VOIIII! I'M GOING TO KILL YOU BRATS!

Tsuna: HIEEEE!

Skyla: EH?

Squalo runs towards Tsuna and knocks him out cold.

Haru: TSUNA-SAN! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Reborn: Haru. SHUT. Up.

Haru: WAHHH!

Squalo: SHUT UP, DAMN WOMEN!

Haru: HAHI!

Squalo also runs towards Haru and kicks her straight in the stomach. Haru falls back and hits the wall. She fainted immediately.

Skyla: Screw this, I'm going back to my computer!

Skyla disappears and goes back to her computer like she said…

Squalo: Che…the damn brat got away. Then I have no meaning to be hear. SEE YA.

Squalo then jumps out of the set and disappears…

Reborn: Well, it looks like we're the only ones here Enma. You want to have some fun? Like…fighting?

Enma: Uh….I think….I should go now….BYE!

Enma quickly runs out of the set.

Reborn: Well, now that nobody is here, I'll end this interview. See you again next time! Ciao Ciao! Oh and don't forget to celebrate that this interview ended without much explosions. Ciao!

Reborn disappears into the ceiling, leaving an unconscious Haru and Tsuna.

Haru: Arg…ow…my head…

Tsuna: Ouch…Reborn…that guy…geez…

Haru: Eh? TSUNA-SAN! I MISSED YOU MUCH!

Haru tries to hug Tsuna.

Tsuna: HIEEEE! GET AWAY FROM ME!

Haru: NO!

Tsuna: NOOOOO!

*glomp*


Cheers. End of interview! XD I know it's been a long time but please review! :D Thanks for reading and until next time, bye bi!