Life Of A Superstar 3: SmackDown Vs. RAW 2, Pt. 4
Bonus 4: Hollywood Goes WrestleMania
Voicemail from Rey
"Hey, dog. It's Rey Mysterio. I just wanted to call you and say one thing, that I'm really looking forward to our match tonight. I know the fans are looking forward to seeing us go one-on-one, so i say let's go out there and give them what they want. Later."
Chris and Rey duked it out in a short but exciting match with Chris attaining victory.
"Now that's what I call a match, dog," Rey said. "Hey, what do you think about you and me teaming up and making a run for the Tag Team titles?"
Before Chris could answer, MNM (not to be confused with Eminem the rapper and M & M the candy) consisting of Johnny Nitro, Joey Mercury and Melina make their presnece known.
"Let me get this straight," Nitro began. "Mysterio, you want to "make a run" at our Tag Team titles? Well, sorry to inform you, little buddy, but you got to be this high to ride this ride."
"Yeah, and besides," Mercury added. "Having champions like MNM brings the kind of real Hollywood class to SmackDown that it desperately needs. There's no way that Teddy Long would you two jokers even try to take these titles from us. You'll never be true stars like Mercury, Nitro and Melina."
Voicemail from Teddy
"What up, playa. I'm calling to congratulate you on your match that you and Mysterio just had out there. That's just the kind of action SmackDown needs to stay competitive with RAW, you feel me? And speaking of that, I know you know that WrestleMania is less than a month away and I want you both in it. So if you two want to team up and go for the Tag Team titles, I'd love to see it! Next week, it'll be you and Mysterio against Mercury and Nitro in a non-title match. You beat them, and you're going to WrestleMania, no matter what MNM says! Holla, holla, holla!"
Chris and Rey were ready for their #1 contender match, but MNM showed, acting like they're sick or something.
"Dude," Nitro began. "We hate to do this to you, but we were out way too late last night at this exclusive Hollywood... representing SmackDown, of course."
Yeah, right!
"Yeah, man," Mercury follows up. "You should have been there. What a party! Everyone was there: Ashton, Joaquin, Tom, Brad and even that guy who used to work there. Jennifer and Angelina almost got into this huge fight!"
"It was awesome! But anyway, we've obviously in no shape to give these fans the match they deserve, so we talked to Teddy Long, and he said we could postpone the #1 contender match until next week."
The crowd was booing angrily. Chris and Rey were angry as well, and with good reason.
"Yeah, I know, I know. We hate to let our fans down like that, but listen since you're out there, we found a couple of guys that you can face instead, you know, like practice or whatever. They volunteered to help out because they've got a screenplay that we're shopping around Hollywood for them. And don't worry, we'll definitely see you two next week for that #1 contender match."
Instead of facing MNM, Chris and Rey took on the Mexicools, Psicosis and Super Crazy. Obviously, Chris and Rey were duped, and apparently they weren't buying what MNM was selling.
Voicemail from Teddy
"Hey, playa. It's Teddy Long. Look, I'm sorry for what went down last week with MNM backing out of your match. Yes, I did give them the night off, but I was just looking out for your best interests. See, I didn't want anyone accusing you and Rey of getting a title opportunity from them when they weren't 100%. Plus, I got to be honest with you: I've been working on a little screenplay that MNM have been shopping around for me. It's a story about a boy, his dog and a race around the world for some stolen jewels that... my bad, enough about that. Tonight, you're definitely got your #1 contender match, and if you win, it's WrestleMania for you, playa!"
Once again, Chris and Rey were ready to go, but again, MNM came out with Mercury obviously faking a injury. I'm not gonna bother with what excuse they have, because it's fuckin' stupid! A week later, it's the same damn thing, except...
"Now hold on a minute, playas!" Teddy Long came out, obviously sick of MNM backing out of matches especially close to WrestleMania and the WWE can't reschedule the match again. ""I promised these Superstars and the fans a #1 contender match, and that's exactly what they're gonna get!"
"Finally!" Chris exclaimed.
"But Teddy," Nitro said. "Steven's looking at your screenplay right now."
"To hell with that, Nitro! You're gonna get in that ring and wrestle right now, or I'm stripping you of the Tag Team titles!"
"Teddy, the contract?" Mercury tried to remind Long.
"You mention that contract one more time, and I'm gonna stick it up your..."
"But..." Nitro finished.
"Exactly. Now get in that damn ring!"
Finally, the #1 contender match went underway, and because of the stupid bullshit they pulled, they got their B-Lister asses handed to them.
WrestleMania
According to Rey, the title are on the line in Ladder match. For weeks, MNM had tried to use their so-called "Hollywood connections" to weasel out of the matches, but at WrestleMania, they couldn't weasel out of the ass-whupping they got. As a result, Chris and Rey were successful in collecting the tag team gold. Mixing Professional Wrestling with Hollywood does work in some areas, but if you ever think about using Hollywood as a way of avoiding serious competition, especially when it comes any title in the WWE, then you can expect to lose them both, your Hollywood connections and your WWE contract, and you'll be sitting in an unemployment line.
CW2K: Thank God, this is finished. I don't know what to say about this chapter, but I'm really glad it's done and over with. This storyline in WWE SVR 2007 was the stupidest storyline ever, the same with Cleaning up RAW (Which I didn't bother for obvious reasons) but yes, it's finally done and I can get on with my life. This is CW2K. I'm out.
