Camp Half Blood was having a beach day. Everyone was either suntanning, reading a book, or swimming. Brightly colored swimsuits, with neon colors, were sported by almost every girl.

Leo smiled, waiting for the unlucky someone he'd pranked. He wasn't sure exactly who he pranked anyway, but he couldn't wait for their reaction. Just in case, he packed three extra towels during his trip to the beach with the others.

It wasn't long before the outraged shout of "LEO VALDEZ!" was heard along the beach.

His jaw dropped. No way. It couldn't have been... Piper?

Oh crap.

Katie Gardener stormed up the beach.

"Get me a towel. Now. And when I'm done, you are screwed."

Wordlessly, he handed her his four towels. She stormed away.

All around, people were craning their necks, looking at him. Some smirked like "You're in trouble now!", others congratulated him with looks of admiration (the boys), and some glared at him (the girls).

The Stolls came up to him.
"Nice job, bro!" Connor high-fived him.

"We'll have fun watching you die!" Added Travis cheerfully.

He got up and smiled, laughing.

But inside he was going ohcrapohcrapohcrapohcrap.

Jason walked up to him.

Ohcrapohcrapohcrap.

"Hi, Jason?"

"What did you do?"

"I may or may not have accidentally sorta kinda maybe madeyourgirlfriendsbikinidis solve."

"Leo?"

"I made your girlfriend's bikini dissolve. I didn't know it was hers!"

"Really, Leo?"

But wait, it's not the end!

(Except for Leo)

Chiron walked up to him, giving him the you-brought-this-on-yourself look. Leo rolled his eyes, standing right next to Piper's chair dutifully, taking the (stupid) punishment that Piper had decreed (Why Chiron? Why would you let her decide? I've been left to the wolves!).

Where as his prank had made her underdressed, he was now over dressed. In a black suit, complete with a bow tie, his hair had been straightened and gelled so now it stuck straight up. With a towel over his arm, he was now Piper's butler.

He fidgeted in the uncomfortable clothing. His fingers started tapping.

"Be still, Leo. Butlers don't fidget."

He glared straight ahead, but stopped tapping.

"Some more lemonade, please?" She asked, smirking at him.

He went to get some.

On the way back, he just so happened to trip, spilling it all over Piper.

"Leo!"

"Oops."

"Really, Leo?"

For Daizels, who wanted Piper and Leo, and an attempt at Anonymous' request, Leo-pisses-off-Chiron. But I couldn't have him do it outright, because I can't stand it when Chiron punishes the pranksters.