Sanguine stood smugly over Marco's bloodied, beaten body.
"You- you'll never get away with this." Marco gasped angrily.
Sanguine put his spiked, black, custom-made, baby seal, leather boot on top of his head, "Stupid underling; I've already have got away with it. WITH WHITBEARD GONE, I CAN RULE THE SEAS! MWAHAHAHAHA!"
"Not if I can help it." said a daintily, determined voice that sounded like sunshine and humming birds. The two men whipped their heads around to find the source of the angelic voice.
It was (takes deep breath) Destiny Urusai Mizu Beautiful Alyce Shadow Star the Beautiful Orchidaceous Oni Bishounen the second! She was alive… and sparkling!
You see what had happened was that Destiny's gossamer, pink soul went to Heaven; and when she got there, she had a tea party with God. Afterwards, she demanded Him to release her because she needed to save her friends (because she's dedicated like that, fools!). When He politely refused, because he needed an angel like her in Heaven, she beat him up with her ninja-pwn skills and held him hostage.
Before letting her go, God gave her another set of golden wings to match the ones she already had so that she would look like some freaking beautiful dragonfly as a gift for being so awesome, and his cell phone number.
So she flew back down to earth, back into her body and used this new skill she learned from God called "Super Healing Powers Rainbow Glitter Sparkle Sunshine" which allowed her to heal herself while sparkling like a glittering rainbow.
Anyways, getting on with the story; Destiny's azalea-periwinkle orbs flashed angrily with righteous fire as she held aloft a glowing, golden sword. She charged at him with a hawk screech.
"Hmph, silly, beautiful girl; you should have stayed dead!"
He charged at her, blazing. She flew at him with both sets of golden wings out and pierced his burning heart. Sanguine smiled for a second before he fell, gushing blood. You see, the sword was not an ordinary sword; it was made out of Sea Stone and it was a gift from God it was called, "The Angel's Fury".
It was used by an Archangel by the name of Venus Angelica Majesty Vesuvius; she used it to strike down evildoers that have done wrong to avenge the victims of their heinous crimes. You see while she was in Heaven, Destiny flew into God's armory and pulled out a random, glowing sword in a stone.
Legend says that only Venus Angelica Majesty Vesuvius could pull out the sword from the stone. God then came in and said, "Oh My Me! Destiny! You are the reincarnate of the Archangel Venus Angelica Majesty Vesuvius! We've been waiting for you for an eternity!"
So that's how she got her cool new sword (Totally justified).
Sanguine collapsed onto the floor from blood loss; Destiny knelt next to him and pressed her lithe, smooth fingers to his forehead with a look of sweet sorrow upon her face, "Poor man, never knowing happiness in his life."
Marco looked down at him with a look of contempt, yet sensitivity, "What do you mean?"
"I looked into his spirit and saw his past and pain. He was beaten as child by his drunken parents, grandparents, siblings, and dog. When he ran away from home, he was captured and made a slave; his masters beaten him too. When he turned ten, he ran away from his masters and became a revolutionary pirate. He ran away from that too because they beaten him… at poker."
Her lovely features grew even more sorrowful, her radiant smoky, chartreuse eyes began to water.
"He's never experienced any kind of happiness in his life. He found it too difficult to love after his girlfriend died on the sea."
"Did she drown?"
Amber tears fell onto his still form, "No, worse. A whale landed on her while she was swimming. He blames himself for not being able to save her."
"He couldn't save her if he ate a devil fruit."
More tears fell, "No this was before he ate the fruit."
"What happened?"
A small golden pond was beginning to form where the tears fell, "He was in a full body cast after a skiing accident."
"What now?"
Rainbow fish began jumping from out from the pond, "He vowed to avenge her killer and ate the Mera Mera fruit and burned up the whale."
Destiny stepped out of the golden, Olympic swimming pool-sized puddle, holding mostly-dead Sanguine in her pale, strong arms.
"He should at least have some form of happiness before he dies."
She gently kissed him on the lips; his lips began to glow brightly, and the light engulfed both of them.
"Destiny!" Marco frantically called out.
The light faded; Destiny was in the sky, holding out her arms as the body of Sanguine D. Hasselhoff turned into a cloud of moths that flew towards the rising sun.
"WE GOT POPS BACK!"
SN: Didn't think I could bring her back so easily huh? Goes to show you how great a writer I am. I am super Sugoi and kawaii because I cosplay One Piece everyday while I serve homeless people at the animal shelter in the place where I donate blood…everyday!
AN: Well that was slightly sickening to write. Can you spot all of the references? Please give me suggestions about how to make her more Sue-ish! I also need help finding different eye colors! They don't have to be naturally possible; I can't keep using azure or emerald you know. Just anything that sounds fancy please! I've decided to speed things along a bit; about time we got to that island mentioned a few chapters back, right?
