Episode 9: Uhhh Dante's inferno?

Kratos was sitting with Asura, as Death gave them some alcohol when suddenly a man with white hair walked in with a sword strapped to his back and said "Yo Death here's that fifty I owe ya!"

(Dante from Devil may cry Demon hunter and over all a badass who doesn't give a fuck.)

Dante tossed a wad of cash as Death caught it and began to count it down before sliding a drink and said "Here Dante this one's on me since Capcom had forsaken you."

Dante then sat down and asked "So did the noob come in today?"

Kratos then growled and said "I tore him in half when he made a graffiti of him banging my dead daughter!"

Death then sighed and said "Wish he hadn't come to existence I mean come on his personality was shit compared to yours Dante."

Dante was taking a sip and nodded before saying "Oh I don't know why the games that show potential an have a chance to continue just be forgotten."

Then Jak and Daxter along with Spyro and Sparx walked out and said "Tell us about it."

But as the four left the bar a being with a black cloak and a large scythe walked in and said "Horsemen your time has..."

But Death had changed into his Reaper form and stared down at the being and said "Take your best shot Death wannabe!"

Then the being swung his scythe at Death but a man with crusader armor had grabbed the being's scythe and decapitated him and stole his scythe but saw Death and said "Why does Lucifer haunt me so?!"

Death then changed back and said "Oh no it's Dante Al... shit!"

Kratos then shot up from his stool and shouted "YOUUUUUUUUUU!"

Dante Al then looked at Kratos and said "Kratos... the power hungry, family murdering bastard!"

Dante then spat at Kratos' direction and Death stepped aside and asked "Shao Khan?"

Then Shao Khan walked out and said "Round one Kratos vs Dante Al... FIGHT!"

Kratos then charged at Dante and tackled him and repeatedly punched his face shouting "I WAS FIRST TO GO TO HELL AND KILL IT'S RULER!"

Then Dante flipped over and began to punch Kratos and shouted "I HAD A REASON TO GO!"

Then Kratos grabbed Dante's arms and broke them and punched Dante's stomach and shouted "YEAH I CAN CHEAT MY WORLD'S DEATH AND COME BACK ALIVE!"

Then Kratos jumped up and head butted Dante as Shao Khan announced "Winner Kratos round two... FIGHT!"

Dante tackeld Kratos and tried to stab his chest with his cross and shouted "LET THE LIGHT IN SIDE YOU!"

Kratos then shouted "MY HATRED FOR THE GODS WILL NEVER DIE!"

Kratos then grabbed Dante's wrist and broke his hand but stood up and tear his arm off and shouted "YOU DON'T DESERVE TO BE CALLED A HERO! A HERO WOULD HAVE SAVED HIS SON WHO WAS SUFFERING BECAUSE OF YOU!"

Kratos then bashed Dante's arm into his face as Shao Khan announced "Fatality!"

Death then waked up and kicked Dante's body and said "Your Death was the first boss... a being who has the power to say where you will go in the afterlife... is the first boss... whose idea was that?"

Then a large EA inside a circle walked in and announced "I DID!"

Then a a gun shot was heard as EA fell dead as Deadpool walked in and said "YO READER TELL ME ONE THING... WHY IS DANTE'S INFERNO HAVE A BIGASS FAN BASE WHILE DARKSIDERS GETS THE... COLD SHOULDER TREATMENT?"

DEATH THEN STATED "Because we have in game mechanics thats similar to Legend of Zelda, Prince of Persia and a bit of God of war."

Deadpool then squinted towards the camera and brought both his guns to his chin and said "I'm out!"

Deadpan shot himself but woke up a few hours later and saw Death beating up Link again and asked "Oh... Hey Dragoritus can I do a request?"

Dragoritus: Do I have much of a choice?

Deadpool: I want Raam in this story you know the first badass Locust general of Gears of war!

Dragoritus: Consider it official.