Disclaimer: ME NO OWNIE NARUTO! K? IF I DID BOY WOULD IT BE DIFFERENT.
"Sasuke can you put me down for a minute?" I asked.
"Why? I can sense the Kyuubi right behind us!" Sasuke hissed.
"Well first you might need to let Karin catch up a bit and I can handle the Kyuubi." I said. He dropped me on the ground and I waited for the Kyuubi.
"Finally I catch up to you." The Kyuubi said.
"Yes and you get a reward for that." I said walking up to him. I got really close, well close enough to feel that erection of his.... "How could I ever turn you down? I mean I have been with Sasuke for how long now?" I said. Sasuke looked like he was about to kill something while the other two boys backed up far away from the POed Uchiha. I massaged Naruto's abs, while the Kyuubi growled. "I realized what I want... Thats you." I whispered in his ear.
Wow that erections getting kind of big....
Your gunna get laid if you keep that up...
Ha!
The Kyuubi grabbed the back of my head and pushed it to his lips. I didn't regect the kiss, I went along with it. In the corner of my eye I could see Kyuubi flicking off Sasuke. The kiss got deeper then I pulled away. "Lets go some were more.... private..." I whispered the last part in his ear.
Yep were gettin laid.
The Kyuubi picked me up and ran somewere... I couldn't really make it out. Oh wait.... Perfect.
"Sakura you are so dead!" Karin shouted. The Kyuubi stopped. "Put her down!" She shouted.
"I'm protecting my mate."
Ok can they speed up the conversation I really have to puke.
OMG! YOU ARE PREGNANT! YAY!
When I get down I will check.
"Well arn't you a whore Sakura? Having sex with two guys."
"Yep! Not including him." I pointed at the fox.
"What!"
"You see Neji and I got a little drunk one night."
"Sakura, after I'm through killing Karin I will punish you."
"Oh yea punish me I'm such a bad girl..." I muttered.
Ok go alittle faster!!!! Dammit!!!
Kyuubi dropped me and I ran somewere deep in the forest.
Ahhh ok I'm better.
And your lost!
Oh well. Now for that check.
I did a quick scan over myself expecting nothing. He fucked me on the wrong date sucker. The one week were nothing happens to me! Then I found something. "What..." I rechecked.
How the hell am I pregnant? Its my one week off before I go through that damn process again!
Well I was going to tell you that he used a jutsu to make your 'machinary' on the week he wants... Which apperently this week he wants you ready!
And you didn't tell me!!
Well I wanted to have his child duh...
I'm having it here!
So am I! I just don't get to go through all the lucky pain you get to go through!
New goal! Find Sasuke and rip him to shreads. I walked around till I found Juugo's chakra. I ran towords it and found them in a group looking for me.
"Were the hell is Kyuubi?" Suigetsu asked.
"Karin."
"Mfmmmphmmmmm!" Suigetsu and Juugo were holding back from laughing. Sasuke just smirked.
"Oh by the way!" I walked over to Sasuke and aplied alittle, well alot of chakra to my hand and punched him straight in the balls.
"I was wondering when you were going to figure it out..." Sasuke laughed/ grunted.
"What?" Suigetsu and Juugo both asked.
"Sasuke decided he wanted a kid so he messed with my schedule."
"Again what?" Suigetsu asked.
"He made it so I would get pregnant."
"So you two did have sex!" Juugo shouted.
"More like he raped me for kids!" I muttered.
"Man Sasuke your like a fucking god to me!" Suigetsu said.
"So your pregnant?" Sasuke asked fully recovered. I glared. "You are?"
"What do you think?"
"She is." Juugo chuckled.
"I want her to say it though." Sasuke said.
"You can't make me!" I said. Sasuke's hand turned dark blue.
"You want twins?" Sasuke asked.
"Yes I'm pregnant! God!" I shouted. He came over and patted my head.
"Good dog." Sasuke smiled. I bit his arm.
"Dogs bite." I said.
"Oh yea your getting twins." Sasuke said his hand glowed blue again. I backed up.
"S-sasuke don't! Please don't!" I begged. He cornered me into a tree.
"Why not?" He asked. His hands only an inch from my stomach. I grabbed his hand and pulled it away then kissed him.
Maybe you are a whore... Your kissing alot of boys....
Screw you!
You already screwed Sasuke over.
His hand went back to normal and he held my face and went deeper. "Hey Juugo wanna go spar...?" Suigetsu acted out.
"Of course. Buddy. Pal. Lets go...!" Juugo acted. So they ran off and I was pinned to a tree making out with Sasuke. Intresting day.
"SAKURA!" (Guess who!)
