This story happened in Universes 4, 6, 18 and 20, a while

before Buu Saga. (Or maybe a while after it, who knows,

nothing makes sense in Dragon Ball movies anyway.)


Gohan and Vegeta are flying towards the source of the

gigantic chi they can feel next to Trunkses and Goten's

ones, which are rapidly diminishing.

'We have to hurry,' Vegeta says, sweatdropping.

'The kids are going to die,' Gohan pants, not out of

tireness; he's panting out of fear.

Suddenly, he stops abruptly in mid air, causing Vegeta

to do the same. With his expression now totally casual,

he says: 'Wait a minute, Vegeta, I thought you weren't

playing in that movie. And where is Videl anyway?'

'Dunno, man,' Vegeta shrugs, equally casually. 'She

said something about being too busy loving you and

being 100% faithful to you and sent me in her place.'


Meanwhile, at Bulma's bedroom...

Totally naked, Bulma and Videl are having lesbian sex

in scissoring position.

'I'M CUMMIIIING!' Bulma screams. 'AND I'M A THOT!'

'I'M AN EVEN GREATER THOOOOT!' Videl screams,

cumming as well.


'Oh, my sweet angel,' Gohan says, obviously touched.

Then, fear returning to their expressions, the two Saiyans

resume flying.

When they arrive, they see Broly, transformed into Legendary

Super Saiyan, laughing hysterically. Goten and Trunks

are obviously underwater.

'Heh. We're far stronger than we were 7 years ago,' Vegeta

comments. 'He poses no threat to us anymore.'

'Vegeta, can't you sense his power has increased as well

and, once more, he greatly surpasses us?' Gohan scolds.

'Dunno, man, Dragon Ball characters' ability to properly

gauge the opponents' chi was always pretty vague and

plot dependent anyway,' Vegeta sighs. 'Now let me do

as the movie's badly written script says, brainlessly

attacking Broly while you dive underwater to save the

kids.'

'On it!' Gohan says and dives while Vegeta begins receiving

a beating from Broly.

And so, Gohan searched for his brother and Trunks underwater,

until he found out they were being saved by Eighteen while

jacking off to her since they were at it.

Thus, Gohan emerged from the water and attacked Broly,

transforming into Super Saiyan 2.

'Wow, Gohan's power is as awesome as 7 years ago against

Cell,' Vegeta thinks. 'But I'll pretend not to notice it, since,

later, at the Budokai, I'll retcon that statement, saying

he has been weakened.'

That moment, Piccolo, who also has received a beating

from Broly, regenerates his body, showing his feet for

the first time on screen. 'Vegeta!' he snaps. 'Do you know

what I just thought of?'

'That Salagir is the greatest foot fetish in existence, along

with Disney, Dan Schneider and the guys who made Your

lie in April intro?' Vegeta guesses.

'No! That we can defeat Broly if we push him to the sun

with our united blasts,' Piccolo explains.


Meanwhile, in Otherworld...

'I'll go help them too,' Goku announces to King Kai and

teleports.

'Which makes you wonder why he didn't help them against

Androids in Universes 12 and 14,' King Kai comments.


And so, Broly got pushed into the sun and killed, except

in Universe 20, where he came back and killed them all.

Now go and get lives till the next time I update.