TWISTED ENTERTAINMENT CHAPTER 12
AN: I'm really neglecting my other story Sappy and Chibification, also this story has stopped me from creating my other stories I want to publish. So, from this chapter onwards, I only post new chapters after getting at least 20 dares. So, if 4 people give me 5 dares…then you'll get a new chapter! If 2 people give me 10 dares…new chapter! So review with some dares! Luppi the captain will be Luppi*
Comment Time!
StrykrWolf- I'm glad you think the chapters are funny! Also thanks for the hug and joining the forum.
Gin The Fox- Thanks and yes…we have been really mean to Aizen (especially last chapter).
byakuya-is-mine- Thanks!
Lady Spirituelle- Thanks!
bandgeek9- Thankfully…
Chillis- It does, doesn't it!
Pi-Face- Sorry about last chapter…I don't know why your name didn't show…
Ominias- I could add your character, just send me the details…and thanks!
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MC: Okay everyone, were going to the mall!
Ulquiorra: Why?
MC: Cause we are…
Luppi*: …GOING TO THE BEACH!
Everyone: Yay!
MC: Were all going after this chapter though…
Charlotte: I know what I'm getting!
MC: NO SPEEDOS!
Charlotte: …what about…
MC: No bikini for you either!
Charlotte: Aww…I was going to look so sexy too…
Yumichika: *gags*
MC: First up is Strykrwolf!
(No one comes….)
MC: *coughs* I said…STRYKRWOLF!
(StrykrWolf flash steps toward Soi Fon and trips)
StrykrWolf: Damn air…
Everyone: (O.o) *Awkward Silence*
StrykrWolf:
I dare Hiyori to dress up as girly as possible and go with Hitsugaya
and
Yachiru to school and make some thing *nice* for Shinji.
Also…*Glomps Soi Fon*
Soi Fon I will Glomp you every time I can!
Hiyori: HELL NO!
Hitsugaya: HELL NO!
Yachiru: Yay! Come on! *Drags them to Pre-School*
MC: Okay while we wait for them to come back from school….next up is… Gin The Fox!
StrykrWolf: *glomps and hugs MC* The author needs love too!
MC: *blushes* Thanks…
Gin
The Fox: Aren't you being a little mean to poor Aizen? ;) *hugs
Aizen*
Aizen: Are you interested in being an evil minion?
Gin The Fox: Firstly, I dare Rangiku to make out with Yama-ji topless for ten minutes. No exceptions.
MC/Shuhei/Kira/Shunsui/Iba/Ikkaku/Toshiro/Shinji/Luppi/KON/Gin: NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
(Rangiku kisses Yamamoto for 10 minutes)
Yamamoto: *passes out*
Rangiku: (o.o)
Sasakibe: He is…Dead!!!!
Everyone: *Gasp*
Golde: Does that mean Matsumoto is the new Captain General?
Yamamoto: Wow…
Sasakibe: He is Alive!
MC/Shuhei/Kira/Shunsui/Iba/Ikkaku/Toshiro/Shinji/Luppi/KON/Gin: Lucky Old Fart!
Gin
The Fox: Secondly, I dare everyone to glomp Aizen because he IS that
awesome. 8D
(Everyone Glomps Aizen)
Aizen: OUCH!!! MY SPINE!
Gin The Fox: Lastly, I dare Barragan to strip for all of the Arrancar and Shinigamis. :D
MC: I'm honestly thinking of banning all strip dares now…
Barragan: *Strips*
Shinigami: *Faint*
Arrancar: *Faint*
MC: Everyone will need therapy with all the old flabby people stripping…
Everyone: *Nods*
MC: Next up is… Lady Spirituelle!
Lady Spirituelle: *Hugs Ukitake, Byakuya, Aizen, Ulquiorra, and Grimmjow*
Aaroniero: *Frowns*
Lady Spirituelle: *Hugs and Kisses Aaroniero*
Aaroniero: *Smiles and hugs back*
Lady Spirituelle: I have a list of dares… 1) Grimmjow and Luppi must give each other a hug and not kill each other…
Luppi* and Luppi: WHICH ONE?
Grimmjow: *Hugs the Captain Luppi*
Lady
Spirituelle: 2) Ulquiorra, Gin and Aizen must dress up as Batman, the
Joker and the
Two-Face (is that his name?) for the rest of the
chapter!
(They dress up)
Ulquiorra: Is this what Gin was talking about in Las Noches?
Grimmjow: Hahahahahaha!
Aizen: Why do I have green on half my face?
Lady Spirituelle: 3) Give Starrk some expresso to wake him up!
Starrk: *Drinks Espresso* I WANT TO PLAY!! * Runs around*
Everyone: (O.o)
Lady Spirituelle: 4) Have Grimmjow convert to Jashinism. (Hidan's religion from Naruto)
MC/Kida/Golde: NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! *Hides*
Grimmjow: What the hell is that?
DK: *Gives him a book to Jashinism*
Grimmjow: *Reads it and starts killing random clowns and mimes near by *
Everyone: (o.o) Wow…
MC: Next up is bandgeek9!
Yammy: Haha! The Geek is back!
(bandgeek9 kills Yammy)
Everyone: (O.o) Wow…
bandgeek9: I warned him…anyway… I'm a Byakuya fangirl too! I'm just not rabid like everyone else. And Byakuya still has to let Renji beat him.
(Renji and Byakuya fight and Renji wins…)
Renji: YES! I FINALLY SURPASSED YOU! *Dances*
Rukia: *Holds head down in embarrassment*
Hisana: *Twitches*
MC: Next is… Chillis!!
Chillis:
I have a few dares *evil grin* but first *glomps Hitsugaya, Ichigo,
Shinji,
Byakuya, Grimmjow and Ulquiorra* All males have to sing
AND dance YMCA. Hitsugaya have to kiss Karin (If I remember well, he
likes her *Checking
ch.7*) Kon have to be dressed with the best
dress Ishida can make and play with Yuzu
the whole chapter.
Males:
*Are missing*
Luppi*: Where did they go?
Lisa: *Picks up a note* A note!
Yachiru: Whats it say! Whats it say!
Lisa: Yammy soiled himself and we left to change him-males…
Females: (O.o)
Charlotte: *Comes Back* I'll Do it! *does the dance and sings*
Females: (O.o)
(The Males come back with slushies)
Luppi*: Hitsugaya has too kiss Karin…
Ichigo & Isshin: WHAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Karin: *Blushes*
Hitsugaya: *spits out slushie all over Yammy* WHAT!!?!
Charlotte: Yay! The cute one gets to kiss me!
Hitsugaya: Get them Matsumoto and Momo!
(Matsumoto gives Ichigo a hug and Momo uses kido to bind Isshin).
Ichigo: *Passed out due to blood loss*
Isshin: Let me go!
(Hitsugaya kisses Karin)
Karin: *blushes*
Kida: AWE!
MC: Next up is… !
PiFace: *smacks Charlotte* You're ugly! Ugly, ugly, ugly! How dare you hurt poor Yumi! Drag queen!
Charlotte: *crying with his mascara running* Why is everyone mean too me?
PiFace:
So the dares are…Yachiru can't eat candy or pester anyone for a
whole chapter.
Nnoitra must dress up as a bard for a whole chapter
(Spoony bard! Spoony
bard!) Ikkaku needs to find himself a wig
(Sorry!) Tousen must find another word to replace the word justice
that has absolutely
nothing to do with justice. Hitsugaya must
slap Aizen (Whoo!)
Yachiru: *runs around glomping people*
Hiyori: Here you shinji!
Shinji: Huh? *Is given a picture of himself being killed by Hiyori*
Yachiru: She made it in class! *Glomps Unohana*
Nnoitra: *dresses up as Bard* How do I look?
Espada/DK/Bunto: Hahahahahahahahahahahahahhahaha!
Ikkaku: WHAT! *Grabs Zanpaktou*
Luppi*: *Gives Ikkaku a wig that was fashion too look like Yumichika's hair*
Ikkaku: How do I look?
Soul Reapers/Humans/Other Captains: Hahahahahahahahahahhaahhahahahhahahah!
Tousen: I walk the path of…glomping.
Hitsugaya: *Slaps Aizen*
Aizen: ouch…
MC: Next up is… Ominias!
Ominias:
I dare Nnoirita and Kenpatchi to have a one-eyed staring contest,
and
whoever looses has to kiss (with mouth) a random Bleach
character, and whoever
wins gets to hug someone!
(Kenpachi and Nnoitra have the contest and Nnoitra wins)
Nnoitra: *Hugs DK*
DK: *Faints*
Kenpachi: *spins the wheel of despair and lands on Unohana*
Unohana: -_-
(Kenpachi kisses Unohana)
Ominias:
Humans against Shinigami against Arrancar in an all-out singing
contest
with a rigged karioke player to play only little kid songs
and songs that make
fun of a particular trait of there's. (Like,
how Toshiro-kun's short, Ichigo
means Strawberry, etc.)
(Everyone sings and fight each other after 5 words)
Luppi*: Remember that Yumichika is mine!!!!
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AN: That's it….nothing to read here….nothing at all…
Everyone: *Still fighting*
