TWISTED ENTERTAINMENT CHAPTER 12

AN: I'm really neglecting my other story Sappy and Chibification, also this story has stopped me from creating my other stories I want to publish. So, from this chapter onwards, I only post new chapters after getting at least 20 dares. So, if 4 people give me 5 dares…then you'll get a new chapter! If 2 people give me 10 dares…new chapter! So review with some dares! Luppi the captain will be Luppi*

Comment Time!

StrykrWolf- I'm glad you think the chapters are funny! Also thanks for the hug and joining the forum.

Gin The Fox- Thanks and yes…we have been really mean to Aizen (especially last chapter).

byakuya-is-mine- Thanks!

Lady Spirituelle- Thanks!

bandgeek9- Thankfully…

Chillis- It does, doesn't it!

Pi-Face- Sorry about last chapter…I don't know why your name didn't show…

Ominias- I could add your character, just send me the details…and thanks!

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MC: Okay everyone, were going to the mall!

Ulquiorra: Why?

MC: Cause we are…

Luppi*: …GOING TO THE BEACH!

Everyone: Yay!

MC: Were all going after this chapter though…

Charlotte: I know what I'm getting!

MC: NO SPEEDOS!

Charlotte: …what about…

MC: No bikini for you either!

Charlotte: Aww…I was going to look so sexy too…

Yumichika: *gags*

MC: First up is Strykrwolf!

(No one comes….)

MC: *coughs* I said…STRYKRWOLF!

(StrykrWolf flash steps toward Soi Fon and trips)

StrykrWolf: Damn air…

Everyone: (O.o) *Awkward Silence*

StrykrWolf: I dare Hiyori to dress up as girly as possible and go with Hitsugaya and
Yachiru to school and make some thing *nice* for Shinji. Also…*Glomps Soi Fon*

Soi Fon I will Glomp you every time I can!

Hiyori: HELL NO!

Hitsugaya: HELL NO!

Yachiru: Yay! Come on! *Drags them to Pre-School*

MC: Okay while we wait for them to come back from school….next up is… Gin The Fox!

StrykrWolf: *glomps and hugs MC* The author needs love too!

MC: *blushes* Thanks…

Gin The Fox: Aren't you being a little mean to poor Aizen? ;) *hugs Aizen*
Aizen: Are you interested in being an evil minion?

Gin The Fox: Firstly, I dare Rangiku to make out with Yama-ji topless for ten minutes. No exceptions.

MC/Shuhei/Kira/Shunsui/Iba/Ikkaku/Toshiro/Shinji/Luppi/KON/Gin: NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!

(Rangiku kisses Yamamoto for 10 minutes)

Yamamoto: *passes out*

Rangiku: (o.o)

Sasakibe: He is…Dead!!!!

Everyone: *Gasp*

Golde: Does that mean Matsumoto is the new Captain General?

Yamamoto: Wow…

Sasakibe: He is Alive!

MC/Shuhei/Kira/Shunsui/Iba/Ikkaku/Toshiro/Shinji/Luppi/KON/Gin: Lucky Old Fart!

Gin The Fox: Secondly, I dare everyone to glomp Aizen because he IS that awesome. 8D
(Everyone Glomps Aizen)

Aizen: OUCH!!! MY SPINE!

Gin The Fox: Lastly, I dare Barragan to strip for all of the Arrancar and Shinigamis. :D

MC: I'm honestly thinking of banning all strip dares now…

Barragan: *Strips*

Shinigami: *Faint*

Arrancar: *Faint*

MC: Everyone will need therapy with all the old flabby people stripping…

Everyone: *Nods*

MC: Next up is… Lady Spirituelle!

Lady Spirituelle: *Hugs Ukitake, Byakuya, Aizen, Ulquiorra, and Grimmjow*

Aaroniero: *Frowns*

Lady Spirituelle: *Hugs and Kisses Aaroniero*

Aaroniero: *Smiles and hugs back*

Lady Spirituelle: I have a list of dares… 1) Grimmjow and Luppi must give each other a hug and not kill each other…

Luppi* and Luppi: WHICH ONE?

Grimmjow: *Hugs the Captain Luppi*

Lady Spirituelle: 2) Ulquiorra, Gin and Aizen must dress up as Batman, the Joker and the
Two-Face (is that his name?) for the rest of the chapter!

(They dress up)

Ulquiorra: Is this what Gin was talking about in Las Noches?

Grimmjow: Hahahahahaha!

Aizen: Why do I have green on half my face?

Lady Spirituelle: 3) Give Starrk some expresso to wake him up!

Starrk: *Drinks Espresso* I WANT TO PLAY!! * Runs around*

Everyone: (O.o)

Lady Spirituelle: 4) Have Grimmjow convert to Jashinism. (Hidan's religion from Naruto)

MC/Kida/Golde: NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! *Hides*

Grimmjow: What the hell is that?

DK: *Gives him a book to Jashinism*

Grimmjow: *Reads it and starts killing random clowns and mimes near by *

Everyone: (o.o) Wow…

MC: Next up is bandgeek9!

Yammy: Haha! The Geek is back!

(bandgeek9 kills Yammy)

Everyone: (O.o) Wow…

bandgeek9: I warned him…anyway… I'm a Byakuya fangirl too! I'm just not rabid like everyone else. And Byakuya still has to let Renji beat him.

(Renji and Byakuya fight and Renji wins…)

Renji: YES! I FINALLY SURPASSED YOU! *Dances*

Rukia: *Holds head down in embarrassment*

Hisana: *Twitches*

MC: Next is… Chillis!!

Chillis: I have a few dares *evil grin* but first *glomps Hitsugaya, Ichigo, Shinji,
Byakuya, Grimmjow and Ulquiorra* All males have to sing AND dance YMCA. Hitsugaya have to kiss Karin (If I remember well, he likes her *Checking
ch.7*) Kon have to be dressed with the best dress Ishida can make and play with Yuzu
the whole chapter.
Males: *Are missing*

Luppi*: Where did they go?

Lisa: *Picks up a note* A note!

Yachiru: Whats it say! Whats it say!

Lisa: Yammy soiled himself and we left to change him-males…

Females: (O.o)

Charlotte: *Comes Back* I'll Do it! *does the dance and sings*

Females: (O.o)

(The Males come back with slushies)

Luppi*: Hitsugaya has too kiss Karin…

Ichigo & Isshin: WHAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Karin: *Blushes*

Hitsugaya: *spits out slushie all over Yammy* WHAT!!?!

Charlotte: Yay! The cute one gets to kiss me!

Hitsugaya: Get them Matsumoto and Momo!

(Matsumoto gives Ichigo a hug and Momo uses kido to bind Isshin).

Ichigo: *Passed out due to blood loss*

Isshin: Let me go!

(Hitsugaya kisses Karin)

Karin: *blushes*

Kida: AWE!

MC: Next up is… !

PiFace: *smacks Charlotte* You're ugly! Ugly, ugly, ugly! How dare you hurt poor Yumi! Drag queen!

Charlotte: *crying with his mascara running* Why is everyone mean too me?

PiFace: So the dares are…Yachiru can't eat candy or pester anyone for a whole chapter.
Nnoitra must dress up as a bard for a whole chapter (Spoony bard! Spoony
bard!) Ikkaku needs to find himself a wig (Sorry!) Tousen must find another word to replace the word justice that has absolutely
nothing to do with justice. Hitsugaya must slap Aizen (Whoo!)

Yachiru: *runs around glomping people*

Hiyori: Here you shinji!

Shinji: Huh? *Is given a picture of himself being killed by Hiyori*

Yachiru: She made it in class! *Glomps Unohana*

Nnoitra: *dresses up as Bard* How do I look?

Espada/DK/Bunto: Hahahahahahahahahahahahahhahaha!

Ikkaku: WHAT! *Grabs Zanpaktou*

Luppi*: *Gives Ikkaku a wig that was fashion too look like Yumichika's hair*

Ikkaku: How do I look?

Soul Reapers/Humans/Other Captains: Hahahahahahahahahahhaahhahahahhahahah!

Tousen: I walk the path of…glomping.

Hitsugaya: *Slaps Aizen*

Aizen: ouch…

MC: Next up is… Ominias!

Ominias: I dare Nnoirita and Kenpatchi to have a one-eyed staring contest, and
whoever looses has to kiss (with mouth) a random Bleach character, and whoever
wins gets to hug someone!

(Kenpachi and Nnoitra have the contest and Nnoitra wins)

Nnoitra: *Hugs DK*

DK: *Faints*

Kenpachi: *spins the wheel of despair and lands on Unohana*

Unohana: -_-

(Kenpachi kisses Unohana)

Ominias: Humans against Shinigami against Arrancar in an all-out singing contest
with a rigged karioke player to play only little kid songs and songs that make
fun of a particular trait of there's. (Like, how Toshiro-kun's short, Ichigo
means Strawberry, etc.)

(Everyone sings and fight each other after 5 words)

Luppi*: Remember that Yumichika is mine!!!!

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AN: That's it….nothing to read here….nothing at all…

Everyone: *Still fighting*