Hello everyone! How are you? I have finals soon and I need to study so I don't know when this is coming, before or after june 6th. Anyways, it's a temple, it's big and it's a forrest. So rah rah whoop tee doo.
-Chapter 12-
Don't you love moblins?
Gretta's POV
Silence washed over us as a group as we walked through the never-ending Hyrule field, until we reached the lifeless opening to the kokiri forest. Link started to smile at the thought of his old home, but I decided against telling him that his home is destroyed, honestly, I lost mine too.
"Why's everything so depressing?!" Majora whined, getting quite bored. She yawned and I rolled my eyes.
"Well, what do you want to do, oh magical talking mask?" I sassed, flicking Farore away from the flower in my hair.
"Well, for one thing, I want to kill things, we really haven't done that in a while." She began to mumble to herself and plotting revenge, not like she'd escape from me.
"Yeah, anyone elso noticed that?" Link muttered. I shrugged, having my fill of killing thngs during the 7 years. And then I remembered that I didn't clean my broadswords. But I ignored it and focused my eyes on the sapphire that floated patiently and drew some magic from it like a bank.
"So where were we supposed to go again? I honestly blanked out in the 7 years." Navi asked, oddly fitting in in a sencible voice.
"Navi…?"
"Once in a month or so I feel normal-ish, I'm still bipolar. Carl is too." Navi said, no emotion in her (I never really knew the gender) voice.
"So are you a boy or a girl?" Majora burst out, obviously thinking what I was thinking.
"Girl."
"Knew it." I grinned and beared it. (Anyone get that line?) Link just shook his head at our childish antics.
Soon, we arrived at the leafy Kokiro village, which is more like Kokiri breeding ground for monsters. I walked in to be nipped at by a giant toothy duku baba, which I stabbed by intinct with the bottem of my scepter. Its withered body gave me money.
"Wha-" Link mumbled, face scrunched in confucion, and walking around, in a kind of dazed shock. He looked at the deserted huts and touched them as if they were lost artifacts.
"Get over it, weren't they bulling you?" I scoffed, hoping he can be angry at me instead of depressed at his ruined home.
"Just… shut up…" he mumbled. "Gretta, you realize if the kokiri are gone, so is the sage." He sighed as I began to smile
"No you dumbass, she's in the forrest temple." I lightly slapped him on the head.
"Really?"
"Hey, I trapped Impa in her temple so I assume the others are in their temples." I shrugged and started to head towards the lost woods, Farore and the others following behind me, not as chill as me though.
We entered the maze we were in 7 years ago and I felt a wave of nostalgia, wasn't it only 6 or so chapters ago that I was here?
"STOP BREAKING THE GOD DAMNED 4TH WALL!" Din yelled from the heavans, startleing me
"HOW THE HELL DO YOU KNOW?!" I yelled to the sky, worried that she can actually read my mind, it's a very dirty place.
"THE WALL IS CRACKING AND I HAVE TO PATCH IT UP EVERY TIME SOMEONE BREAKS IT!"
"THERE'S ACTUALLY A 4TH WALL?"
"YEP"
"DAMN"
"NOW WHY ARE WE YELLING"
"I DON'T KNOW"
"OKAY, NOW GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE" I complied and headed to another room, not really remembering where to go and not having the ability to attract people.
"So does anyone remember where to go? " I said after a few minuetes of silence in the group.
"I was hoping you know!" Link said, worried a bit. He crossed his arms and looked at the map, though it was not really any help.
"I got nothing." Majora said, sounding more amused by the minute.
"OH GOD WERE GOING TO DIEEEE NOOOO, I HAD SO MUCH TO LIVE FOR, AND I NEVER SUED SOMEONE!" Farore yelled, falling to her 'knees' and yelling draumaticly. She started to fly stupidly around my head, murmuring and screaming randomly.
"Rrrr." I started to growl. I felt a wave of unidentified rage…was I on my periods…?
"WE'RE GONNA DI-" I gripped the panicing fairy by her 'neck'. I shook her back and forth, Navi trying to block a giggle and Link just ignoring our antics.
"SHUT UP." I growled. Majora laughed as I slammed the fairy to the ground and stamped on her wings. "Just be glad I didn't make you into a green potion."
"I…hurt…everywhere…" Farore said, her crushed wings flinching occasionally.
"Is it just me or are you more violent than usual?" Link asked.
"Eh" I shrugged. "I'm looking forward to killing things when we get to the temple."
"Right."
"BACK TO THE PROBLEM, how do we go through here?" Majora got our attention. I looked around the room for a bit, in the end, getting no ideas.
"Don't you have some fancy ass magic?" Link asked me
"You dumbass, I lost them!" I thumped him "But…there is something I can do…" I thought for a moment and opened my sachel, taking off Majora, and searched through, finding a boomarang, a compass fom the spirit temple, and a gollection of red, green and blue potions, a bag of cucoo jerky (I'll keep that), and a whistle that calls moblins.
"Is that a whistle?" Link asked, pointing at my moblin whistle.
"What else? It's for calling moblins in the future. Mabye we can call one and I can 'convince' it to take us past here…" I grinned and blew the whistle, and I heard rustling, but nothing else… "We must be far from the nearest moblin." I sighed, "So what do we do now?" We stayed silent for a moment, eventually feeling thumps that I couldn't explain, so I ignored it.
"YOU CALLED MISSTRESS!" yelled a random moblin as I swivled around to see a 10 foot tall moblin with a club who was soluting me.
"At ease soldier." I said with a firm voice and I nodded slightly when he soluted.
"MADAM, I WANT TO ASK SOMETHING, ARE YOU A KNEW OFFICER?" He yelled, drool visibly drooping from his buldging bottum lip. I tried not to scowl.
"Yes private. Now. Show us how to get to the temple."
"MAY I ASK, WHY?"
"I'm here to review the bosses. I might fire a few and if you help me… I may put in a recommendation." I flashed a cocky smile and passed him a few rupees. He smiled in returun, but he looked stupider.
"OKAY MISTRESS. I'LL CARRY YOU." Before I could reply, he lifted Link and I off our feet and put us on his rough sholders, taking enormous steps, and leaving the area and passing a scared Mido and some waving moblins. I waved back at them.
After a couple ohhs and ahhs from Farore and random conversation with the club mobin, whose name is Victor, we reached the entrence to the forest temple.
"WE'RE HERE." I gestured for him to put us down and he did, I waved at him to leave and he did. Did I ever tell you that I like being an army commander?
"Gretta." I swiveled around, punching whatever was behind me in the jaw from reflex. It just so happened to be Sheik.
"Owww…" he mumbled weakly, getting up from the ground, clutching his now brused jaw.
"Sheik."
"Gretta."
"You forget you don't know me yet."
"Crap." She hit her head in annoyance from giving away her identity "How did you kinow it's me?" he put his hand on his hip and bit his lip.
"I captured you in the future when you came to the fire temple." I shrugged. "I know you're Princess Zelda."
"ANYWAYS, after not yelling my identity out loud, I want to teach you the Minuet of the Forest. It'll teleport you here any time you play it. I think it may serve you use sometime in the near future." We took out our insraments and played the royal Minuet of the Forest, guitar and harp, and felt it radiating through the forest, watching, waiting.
"…And you don't think of the hero of time?" Link grumbled, crossing his arms and pouting at us. I took out my sword.
"No, I don't. Be glad I don't. Otherwise, you'd be dead." I lost my serious face and smiled "Be glad I don't see you as a threat."
"I forget you're evil." He peeped.
"I just needed to remind you." I smiled in a kind way, and Link shuddered.
"WHY DON'T YOU IDIOTS FEAR ME?!" Majora whined.
"Because you're a mask." Link and I said at once.
"Never do that again" we said together.
"…Screw you." I said, I walked back to Zelda. "Anything else?"
"Did you get the thing at Dampe's Grave?"
"What thing?"
"The hookshot?"
"…"
"You know, the one you need for the temple?"
"Oh dear Nyru…"
-Hevan-
"I love messing with people" Nyru grinned.
-Later; Link's POV-
"Ehhhhhhhh, sonny, I have to say you have some fast feet on your legs, boy." He looked cross-eyed, talking as senile as he looked. I opened the chest and obviously, I got the stupid hookshot, which is only to enter the temple.
"CAN WE LEAVE NOW?!" Gretta yelled, irritated that we had to go back to get the stupid hookshot. I nodded and started to head out, Farore still passing through Dampe's body, mumbling and babbling in wonder like a 5 year old.
"Farore, come on." I sighed, partially amused by the fairy's blant stupidity. She spiraled around my head and followed me out. Gretta stabed the Poe who come toward the grave with a glare that could have froze a redead. And it did after we dropped by castle town to take some fairies from the sheikah stone. I just inched away.
And after slaughtering multiple fairies to make red potions and green potions (Not that we needed them, Gretta finds it entertaining to grind up their hearts and…ugh…), Gretta played a hasty Minuet of the Forest and we teleported to the lost woods.
Okay, so, short chapter, and this actually happened to me, not murdering faries, but forgetting the hookshot.I want to say that I don't feel as emotionally okay lately, I just spike to anger at the stupidest things and I may lag on chapters because I feel like shit. I thankfully got this up now, because I decided to try to describe the temples a bit better so I need more time. I feel that this chapter was crappy and I can't put my finger on why it irks me. Please read and review, and I'd like to say that I have reached 300 veiws at least, and I hope at least one of you are curtious enough to review, even if it's flaming.
