Disclaimer: I do not own Harry Potter so don't sue me or anything, If I did own Harry Potter then a lot of things would be different and there would be a lot more yaoi/yuri in it.
Hope you enjoy reading these chapters for the challenges as much as I have writing them. This chapter has no pairings. Blame my key skills maths tutor for this weird one!
Word 11 – Tampon – no pairings.
"Why are we here? What's going on?" was just a few of the questions asked by the students of Hogwarts School of witchcraft and wizardry.
It was midday Monday time, they had all been told that before lunch there would be a talk done by their muggle studies teacher and to go to the Great Hall. When they had arrived they had found that just in front of the teacher's table was another smaller table with some bits and pieces on it.
"Right then everyone, it has come to my attention that most of you don't know anything about muggle maths, and you know that it's all for.." said Professor Smith the muggles studies teacher.
This got groans from the students.
"If he says it's all for the greater good then I'm going to kill him," Ron muttered to Harry and Hermione.
"Now, now, don't be like this, it's all for the greater good," Smith said, this caused some of the students to bang their head down on the tables, hard, did they have another Dumbledore?
"Now then I think that we should all start our first lesson with that of measurement as we use them in potions and other subjects," Smith said and then he turned around to pick up something.
While his back was turned, the Weasley twins decided to have a bit of fun and charmed some smoke to float above Smith with the words 'My size is very small.' This got a laugh out of everyone but Professor McGonagall cancelled the spell and turned to the Weasley twins.
"Misters Weasley and Weasley, outside now," ordered Professor McGonagall and with that she marched the twins out of the Great Hall.
"Lucky sods, getting out of this," muttered Ron as he watched his brothers leave the Great Hall.
"Now then, we will start with the measurement of fluids," announced Smith and then to the shock of both the students and staff, Professor Smith was holding up a Tampon, "Now students, I've been around the castle and found some everyday items that we could use in this class, now how much blood do you think that this Tampon can hold?"
Needless to say that Professor Smith was fired and charged with going into girls personal belongings.
So do you like? As I said, don't ask where I got this idea for this chapter from but it involves a maths class in liquid measurements and me being board and thinking of this word. Next chapter's word will be 'child'. Thanks and I hope you like it and that you R+R!
