Mafia Bust-Up
Chapter 12
Tala cursed as he fanned the unconscious man's face. She had set him to do the worst thing possible. Wake that sissy, ninny of a technician. His language got steadily worse as the man refused to be re-jerked to life. There was no one in the room; he looked around furtively to check. Then in one fluid motion brought his hand down unmercifully onto the man's face. Lily had told him not to use violence. He wasn't scared of her. He was not! It was just that… she was excellent at making you regret not obeying her orders. Now why did that sound like he was trying to convince himself? Shaking his head he again focused on the technician. That useless man was still sound asleep!!! Goddamit. Lily did taste wonderful though… she was a brilliant kisser…at least in the few seconds he had experienced of her. Idly twirling with one of his fiery red bangs he considered whether it would cost too much to do that again.
"And what the hell are you doing Ivanov?"
He barely managed not to flinch. Just barely. Slowly he turned around and gave her a smirk. "What do you think I am doing? Trying to wake this useless piece of shit that you've saddled me with. God woman use your eyes."
She gave him a dangerous look. And crouched beside him. The technician's limp pale brown hair curled next to him on the floor. There was a sharp rasp of leather on steel and Lily brought a dagger out from god knew where. Tala's eyes widened for a second till instead of slitting the man's throat she cut the man's hair off. And then he watched her burn it under his nose. The man jolted to consciousness immediately, so hard that he hit Tala's head. They both saw stars for a second, and then technician began to whimper.
"I didn't do-oo i-itt!!" He wailed. "I swear by our covenant, Dear lord the intruders evaded me!!! I beg you not Tsugo, please anything but Tsugo." Tala and Lily had both just about had enough after the first second. They both slapped him at the same time on different sides of his face. Then stared at each other in surprise. The man gazed at them dazed. Then he touched his cheeks, a whimper escaped him but he stuffed his fist into his mouth.
"You…you are the intruders!"
"Yes," Lily said impatiently, "now can you tell us where the kid brought in today by the don is being kept? The don's room number, along with his possible play areas? Don't sit at me staring, we don't have all day."
The man sniffed, and sulkily started spouting numbers. Tala and Lily both listened attentively. When he shut up Lily nodded satisfied. "I'd advise you to get out of here as soon as possible. The likes of you just end up hurt."
The man's eyes widened in gratitude and he raced out of the room grinning widely.
Lily sighed and rubbed her forehead. She had already set the group to searching, all three of them going systematically so it wouldn't be hard to catch up with them. Somebody shifted her hair out of her eyes. She looked up to find Tala with his characteristic smirk staring at her.
"Wha-" she began and then stopped as the same scene as before replayed. Tala's lips touched hers and he pulled her down next to him. The next ten minutes were lost in a tumult of feelings, then both of them pulled apart breathing hard. Lily licked the blood off her lip and gazed at Tala consideringly. "You're good. But I hardly think this is the time?"
He smiled at her sweetly. "You don't make out at the right time sweetheart, else where is the fun and the drama of it?"
"True. I suppose we could continue, but after we find this god-forsaken chibi."
"Thank you for taking me into consideration." He remarked sarcastically.
"No problem." She got up and walked out of the room, leaving him no choice but to follow.
"Ria, I think we are lost. Didn't Bryan take the second turn?" Mika panted as she ran to catch up with her best friend. "I don't remember the numbers Lily told us, it was 88 something."
"No, I remember. It was section B 863, Bryan said he was heading there. If you hadn't had to take leak we would be with him right now so quit complaining!"
Mika gazed at her with indignation. "I was not complaining. I just think we are going in circles. And we are lost. And the Japanese mafia men are going to catch us and put us in big cages right above large pits of snakes. Then roast us on top of a huge pit filled with fire. Oh and we saw the same door before too." This was the longest she had ever said with that soft voice of hers. Ria stared at her in surprise and until she caught on on what had been said.
"Mika all the doors are the same here…" Ria shook her head ruefully. Then she perked up. The B section had started.
And magically the first door was B 863. Without thinking for once in her life she turned the door handle, ignoring Mika's screams of, "It's a trap, it's a trap!"
There were thirty men in the room all suited up in black carrying huge guns. They started advancing on the two girls. The door had shut automatically behind as soon as Mika and Ria had entered, and try as they might it would not open. Both of them backed away until Mika's back hit the room's corner. With a cry she looked up just in time to see a cudgel dropping from out of the sky. There was oblivion after that.
Kai ran around and around, scaring the big idiots who tried to catch him. Consequently there was a horde of big evil looking men behind him twitching their gadgets, bristling in anger. He waved the katana brightly at them. Then scampered down another hallway.
There were big red balloons festooned on the walls. There was amazingly large writing there too. Kai slowed down to look at the flowing, emboldened script. He barely knew how to read, but the words fascinated him.
"DO-……" He sang as he recognized the first syllable. "NT…. Donut?" He giggled." Whaz donut doing on the wall?" He screwed his eyes and started on the next word. It looked too hard so he skipped it. "THE," he scratched his head. "Tha?" His chibi mind said whatever, so he continued. "BU TTONS. Bwottons!!" The next word was too long too. Besides he had been reading for far too long. The two recognized words clicked in his brain. Donut buttons!!!! He ran towards them, ready to embrace the mother of all mothers of donuts.
The script he left behind on the wall faced bleakly out. It read: Don't touch the buttons. Danger.
Even the wall understood that the world was in danger…
Okay guys, I realize there isn't much humor in this chapter!!! I am sorry!!! The next one will be funnier. Though I think Lily and Tala getting it on is hilarious XP . Sorry for the wait!! School makes me dead busy!! *excuses excuses*
Anyways enjoy! The review button is really near the end too!! Click it!! (enough with the exclamation marks woman) sheesh now I am talking to myself *shakes head*
If it gets too romantic tell me!
