Luna, Carlisle, Esme, Edward, Bella, Renesmee, and everybody were visiting the Cullen's house in Forks.
"Do you have a basement?" Luna asked randomly.
"Uh, yeah. Why?" Emmett responded.
"Can I see it?!"
Emmett led the way down to the basement with a confused look on his face.
Luna saw a giant TV screen with an upside down 'U' shaped sofa in the center. A coffee table sat in front of it, and two loveseats faced the table. On the other side of the room was a mahogany pool table, an air hockey table, a ping-pong table, a foosball table, and any other kind of table with a sport you can play on top of it was there. There was also a mini kitchen and two bedrooms and of course, a bathroom.
"Why do you have all this stuff even though you don't need it?" Luna asked.
"What, the kitchen and everything?"
"Yeah, that."
"If we have any guests, we want to give them a sense of normalcy."
"THAT WAS ONE OF OUR SPELLING WORDS LAST WEEK! OH MY GOSHNESS!" Luna exclaimed, a little too spastic.
"Yyyyyeah. Okay then."
Edward came downstairs, a smirk on his face.
"I just finished watching TV…" he began.
"So?" Emmett raised his eyebrows.
"There were two guys playing hardcore ping-pong," Edward hinted.
"I'll take that challenge!"
"Good! I get the purple paddle!"
"Not if I get it first!"
Emmett and Edward raced over to the purple paddle and started yelling at each other saying they got there first.
"I was here first!" Emmett exclaimed
"No you weren't, I was, fool!" Edward yelled.
"Who you calling fool, know-it-all?!"
"You, fool!"
"Don't you have any good comebacks?!"
"So your comeback is asking me if I have any comebacks. That's pathetic."
"Whatever. Luna!" Emmett suddenly turned to the Author. "Who got here first?!"
"How could she have seen?" Edward glowered toward Emmett.
"Oh right. She's not a vampire."
"Don't do it, Emmett! Rosalie would hate you!"
"Pssh, I don't care. Okay, only a little, but not enough."
"Why do you want her to become a vampire anyway?"
"So Jasper won't hurt anymore!"
"What's the real reason? You're such a bad liar."
"I feel like it."
"How does that make you feel?"
"It makes me feel like sucking on human blood."
Luna ran up the stairs as quietly as she could. Emmett and Edward didn't hear her- they were too busy fighting.
"Carlisle?" Luna called.
"Yes, Luna?"
"Emmett wants to eat me!"
"Emmett is just being Emmett. He won't hurt you."
"But he's gonna eat me!"
"Luna,"
"EAT ME!"
Emmett came upstairs. "If you say so," he shrugged.
Emmett lunged for her neck.
Luna turned around quickly enough to smack him upside his face.
"What was that all about?!"
"How did she do that?"
"It's impossible- Emmett is too fast!
"Luna's not even a vampire!"
"Do these jeans make me look fat?"
"HA HA HA! THE COCONUT FELL ON HIS HEAD!"
"Is Miley Cyrus really Britney Spears…?"
Lots of murmurs went throughout the Cullen house.
"… Is there a draft in here?" Luna asked.
"They do make you look a lot fatter."
"HeLLO?! Answer the question please?" Luna sounded like an annoyed Bella or the regular Rosalie.
Rosalie glanced at Edward who was chuckling and apparently sent her the message.
"I do NOT sound like that normally!"
The Author glared at Edward, who only chuckled more.
"Your face is so angry it's almost funny," he smiled and flashed his fangs.
Luna only glared.
"Do I dazzle you?" Edward asked Luna.
"Not in the slightest. I think Bella lost her mind. Speaking of lunatics, where is Bella?"
Everyone looked around. Bella wasn't in sight.
Esme went upstairs to a play room meant for Renesmee. Bella was sitting atop a mechanical horse, swaying back and forth.
"Ride 'em, cowboy!" she shouted.
The horse slowed to a stop, and Bella looked up.
"Anyone got a quarter?"
