Here is the next part of the last day of freedom. I have some good news and bad news… but I'll get to that after you read… Please enjoy!

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Bella's POV (continued…)

"So what's the plan?" I asked in a hushed voice pulling Alice and Rosalie to the side. The boys were too busy arguing to pay attention to our plan, not that it mattered anyway.

"I have the perfect idea! It's simple, classic, and way better than Emmett's!" Rosalie grinned devilishly at us as she explained her idea. She was right, simple but awesome. It had potential to be great, depending on Nutty's reaction. That though, knowing her, would not be a problem.

"Okay boys, what ride first?" I asked sweetly after having decided it would be best to hold off on our little stunt.

Emmett was the first to answer, "The Ultimate Plunge of Death! It looks okay and I like the name."

"What! I don't! If you didn't happen to notice sometime in the last two years that you've known me, I don't possess indestructible features like you!" He looked at me clueless, "I'm breakable."

"Geez that's all you had to say Bells. I can't keep up with your little rants."

"That wasn't a rant!"

"Was too if I zoned out after the first word… which I can't even remember because you're face was turning red and it was funny."

I rolled my eyes at him, turning to stomp toward the ride. At the moment I didn't care what it was called, as long as it let me scream without looking insane I was good. Damn did that vamp boy know how to frustrate me. Sad thing was he probably didn't even know he was doing it.

Okay I know I was overreacting… maybe I'm starting soon… anyway all that went out the window when I stepped into line.

"Hey Bella! Fancy meeting you here!" Mike gave me the most ridiculous half grin I have ever seen. It looked like he had a bad case of diarrhea, but I think… I think he was trying to be sexy. Ha! Good luck with that one buddy!

What was up with us running into everyone here? First Jessica and Lauren, and now Mike!

"Umm Hey," I looked everywhere but at him, glad to see the rest of my family step into line behind me.

"Newton," Edward growled as his way of hello. Oh this wait will be a jolly old time won't it!

"Cullen. Bella was just telling me how she wanted to sit next to me on the ride, right Bells?" Mike gave me that sick grin again and twitched his eye. Wait no; I think that was a wink. Dang he was bad at this.

"Yeah and then I told you I was a bloodsucking vampire that wanted to drain every drop of the red thick liquid in your body and then serve your corpse to a pack of ravenous werewolves! Fun conversation huh?" I smiled at him before rolling my eyes and turning to face Edward. He was coughing loudly trying to cover his laughter.

When we got off the ride I found that I actually enjoyed it. I got to scream my head off, which scared Edward pretty bad, and then the rush was amazing. I still preferred ridding on Edward's back while he ran though. Wow that makes him sound like a horse or something… Anyways…

"Bella are you sure you're okay?" My loving fiancé asked once again.

"Perfectly fine," I followed him out the exit to meet up with the gang in front of the picture booth.

"But you were screaming bloody murder!"

"Well that was a scary ride."

"No it wasn't."

"Okay so I was pretending I was screaming at Emmett."

"And suddenly everything makes sense," I laughed with him.

"Hey guys! Com check out this pic!" Emmett waved his hands over his head like an idiot even though we were only a few feet away. I came over to inspect our picture when embarrassment took over. My hair was sticking straight up and my mouth was so wide it looked as if it could swallow a cow whole. No wonder Edward was frightened.

But when I moved my eyes to the rest of the picture, I no longer felt bad for my appearance whatsoever. We all burst up laughing at Mike. He was holding on to his handlebars for dear life with tears streaming down his face! If that wasn't bad enough, he turned the corner standing right in front of us. I would have sworn he had just gotten off a water ride if I hadn't known we had both ridden the Ultimate Plunge of Death.

"Oh wow," I breathed, my face scrunching up in disgust. That was just plain nasty.

"I… umm spilled my water bottle," he mumbled trying to cover the large wet spot on the front of his jeans.

"Don't smell like water, plus you don't have a water bottle. Looks to me like you peed yourself, and just to let you know, that is the most vile thing I have ever seen." We all laughed freely while Emmett just looked at Mike with repulse. Mike ran away awkwardly still trying to cover the stain. I almost felt bad for him, key word being almost.

We all laughed our way back to Nutty. She hadn't been saying much, instead just pouting and such. I asked her if she was okay.

"No I'm not okay! This place is evil, you are evil, and I have to use the restroom!" She turned her glare on me. It wasn't that intimidating, well it was more so now that I had seen here totally beat up that gangster, but after everything I've been through, I was hardly scared.

"Bathroom huh?" Rosalie smirked, reminding me of our plan. Perfect! I winked at Rosalie and Alice, turning to distract Nutty as they took off.

"So, do you think everything is evil?" Wow, lame question.

"No evil girl, just this place, and everything about your family. The pope isn't evil, God isn't evil, and ants aren't evil."

"Why ants? I thought 'bugs were evil' and pretty much anything else that doesn't involve you," I rolled my eyes, making air quotes around the evil bugs.

"Watch your mouth! I am not self-centered if that is what you are getting at. Now I need to go to the bathroom! Why don't you people ever serve me?! I am your guest!" Yeah, she was straight up self-less.

"And the ants?"

"They are God's little workers! They hold almost twenty times their weight to bring God offerings."

"No, I'm pretty sure they are annoying thieves that steal my crumbs and hide in cracks," I mumbled. I hate ants! Just when Nutty was going to shout some lame complaint about me being evil, the girls showed up and told her which bathroom was cleanest. Psh… yeah right.

I watched, giggling slightly, as she entered the right door with the circle and lady marking it as women's. Little did she know that Rosalie might have tampered with the signs. Good thing no one else was around and in need of the restroom. We waited silently, expecting a scream or something… men yelling… Nutty going nuts and shouting the corruption of the bathroom… but there was nothing.

"Okaaay?" I said growing impatient. Alice just stood there with a huge grin on her face.

"Just wait for it." Stupid future seeing vampire. I don't like waiting.

A few minutes later I heard a loud unexpected splash, followed by a flush, creak, and a boom.

"AHHHHHHH!! EVIL!!"

I knew that scream, Nutcracker. But what was the heck was going on? We only switched the signs!

"UGH! YOU PERVERT! EVIL! YOU WILL BURN IN HELL!"

"LADY THIS IS THE MENS ROOM!" Right on cue, Rosalie switched back the signs.

"NO IT ISN'T!" The door swung open and a very drenched Nutcracker barged out followed by a park security guard. Uhh oh.

"I am going to have to escort you out of the park for breaking public property and entering the opposite gender lavatory," he attempted a stern voice, but I saw how hard it was for him to not laugh. What did he mean by breaking public property?

"What happened?" Rose demanded, covering her grin with her hand.

"Well! I was just minding my own business using the bathroom, when I fell in the toilet! Can you believe someone left the seat up! In a women's bathroom nonetheless! And then the stupid automatic toilet flushed on me sucking my hinny into the toilet! Then it exploded! Can you believe it! I should sue for an attacking toilet! It was trying to kill me! I come out to wash my hands, at least keep some modesty, and I find this man peeing in the sink! How vulgar!" She was wailing in a high-pitched voice, motioning wildly with her arms.

"Does this lady belong with you?" The security guard asked. Ugh, what was that smell? It smelled like pee and turd! EWW! OMG! I think it's Nutty!

"Nope," Alice responded one hand plugging her nose, "Never seen this woman in my life."

"What! Evil! You did this on PURPOSE! I am drenched human feces and you say you don't know me! God will punish all of you! You will rot in heeeeeeeeeell!" She shrieked as the guard dragged her flailing body away, carefully holding her reeking state away from him.

I burst into full out laughter now, falling into a heap with my sisters. I noticed the guys in the same position having witnessed the whole thing.

"Ahahahah! That was brilliant! Sh-she fell in the t-toilet! Oh my God! Nutty, destroyer of toilets!" Emmett breathed between laughs.

"Toilet Terminator!" Jasper added.

"Flush-o-matic!" Emmett returned, and they kept shooting off different nicknames to each other.

"Doomsday of dump!"

"Mrs. Pee-on-me!"

"Hinny Suction!"

"One Flush Wonder!"

"Oh I got one! Toilet-cracker!" We were all practically hyperventilating from laughing so hard.

"Falling Nuts!"

"Stop! Please! I'm dying here!" I squealed with mirth. I swear I would die of laughter before Edward even got around to changing me.

"And the best part is she reeks!" Rosalie added with an evil grin, Edward having heard her thoughts groaned in frustration.

"How is that a good thing?" Clueless, Emmett just sat there while both his brother turned to glare at him once again.

"We lost the bet idiot, now we have to drive back with her smelling like a public bathroom threw up on her!" Edward growled.

"Oh right… Well the bathroom kinda did throw up on her Eddie."

I was expecting Edward to pounce on his brother when a high-pitched squeal caught our attention. The group of girls found us… or rather Edward.

"Oh Mr. Dedicated! Wait! Don't run away!" They stared sprinting after him, and he didn't even wait to grab me before he took off. The rest of us just laughed at him as he tired to ditch the girls while still maintaining a human speed. I had to give it to them though; they were pretty fast.


Jasper's POV

Discomfort. Anger. Frustration. And… conceited? Oh yeah, smelly, also referred to as Nutcracker, Nutty, Nutter Butter, and many others.

I sat in the front seat next to Edward silent, just as everyone else besides the drama queen herself. She was complaining nonstop, but we had all tuned her out long ago. We were all mad we lost the bet, stupid Emmett, and hadn't taken a single breath since we got in the car with her. Seriously could a human smell any worse? I doubt it.

If my annoyance was not enough, I had to deal with that of the rest of the car. Edward was by far the worst, per usual, because he was stuck with Nutty instead of with his Bella. Ugh, I wish I was with Alice right now too, but no Emmett had to be an ass.

"… Evil people who enjoy watching other people suffer! That's what you all are! What do you have to say for yourselves?" Nutty's rank broke through. If only I had an on and off button.

"Nutcracker, just shut up," I growled without even looking at her.

"Excuse me young man! Well I have never…" she continued as I lost myself in thoughts of Alice again. Hmm… she was one beautiful pixie.

Flashback

I walked in to the small diner unsure of my reason. It was as if I was drawn to it, like it was calling to me. Why? Maybe I was just going insane from being alone. I walked in slowly carefully scanning the customers and surroundings. Before I could fully examine the whole diner, I heard the most beautiful voice. It was soft, like that of an angel.

"Hello Jazzy," she called sweetly. Turning to face the voice, I discovered that the person was far more gorgeous than the sweet voice. Vampire. Definitely vampire. But how did she know me?

Slowly I approached her slim form, a smile growing on my face for reasons unknown to me. The emotions radiating from her small figure were yet inexperienced by me. I was accustomed to the hatred, and deceit of my former coven. This woman was so happy, the love radiating off of her in almost overwhelming amounts. I walked straight up to her, and she spoke again.

"You have kept me waiting a long time," he said quietly, staring into my eyes as if she could see straight to me soul. And I knew what she meant, although I didn't know why.

"My apologies ma'am," came my reply as I kissed her hand gently earning her bell like giggles. That's it. I was completely in love with her and there was no way I would ever let her out of my sight for all of eternity.

End Flashback

That was one of my favorite memories, and by the time I had relived it in my mind, we were home. Thank god.

Racing out of the car, I ran straight to the love of my life and kissed like there was no tomorrow. She understood though, she always does.

"I love you too Jasper Whitlock Hale."


Esme's POV

Finally! Tomorrow I would change everything and give these girls the best week of their lives. I was determined, and when I set my mind to something, I always do it all out. I wonder how early I should wake them for our first day of fun… hmmm wait no maybe I could start by letting them sleep in…

I had just sent the sweet darlings off to bed, sitting in the living room quietly planning for their week of no rules. I wasn't alone for long, however, as John approached me with a serious look on his face.

"I don't appreciate what you have been doing to my daughters," he said sternly. I was utterly confused to his meaning seeing that I was no mind reader like my dear son.

"Excuse me?"

"I know you have been bypassing the rules and doing stuff for them all week!" He was angry that I was being kind to his children? Wow.

"Well I'm sorry if it is difficult for me to watch them suffer," came my sarcastic reply. I wasn't normally so forward but I was upset.

"Either way, you cheated so there has been a change in the schedule," he stared at me harshly, something I was not used to. It only angered me further.

"What do you mean?"

"The director has approved the extension of the normal rules since you so blatantly disrespected them. The new rules won't start until Monday." I couldn't have heard him correctly. He wants to postpone the switch! I cannot let this happen!

"You can't do that! I am supposed to get a full week with them my way! That is entirely unfair! The poor girls would be so disappointed! Besides, I was never caught on camera so what does it matter?" This was so wrong.

"I can do that, and I will. These girls need discipline more than fun Mrs. Cullen. And just because you weren't caught on camera doesn't mean you weren't caught. It is final. No change until Monday." With that he left the room seemingly smug.

How could they do this? Now I won't have as much time to show them how to really live! Oh what if they are upset with me for cheating them out of two days? This is horrible. Stupid Nutcracker parents, stupid producer, stupid rules! I crossed my arms and huffed in angry. I will not put up with this. I will give these girls the fun they so deserve if I have to bite ten people to do it!


Okay readers! Hope you liked it… I don't really know why I added a Jasper POV, I was bored I guess. And by the way I don't have my book cause I am lending it to a friend, so if their meeting wasn't exactly right please don't kill me. I wrote it out of pure memory.

Huh, now onto the good/bad news I warned you about. Well the good news is that you got another chapter!! Yay!! Even if it is crappy cause I didn't even have it edited or reread it… and now the bad news. Well between school and tennis, I just don't have a lot of extra time and my chapters have been suffering because of it. I would rather give you perfect, hilarious chaps rather than half-ass quickies… so I am officially putting this story on hiatus until I have more free time. I know you are probably upset, but I just can't do this right now. I hope you understand. I am not just giving up on it though; I will be finishing it eventually… just not anytime soon. I am really really sorry guys… I hope you don't hate me too much right now.

Review if you want, though I don't really deserve it right now :(

Again Really sorry

-Edwardluvr22