Dear Diary,

I stared at FireHEART all night through his vigil, I am still so proud of him! It was really cold tonight, I was afraid he would catch a chill, but not my strong WARRIOR. I think Wel will get snow soon, OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH the weather outside is frightful, but inside, its so delightful, and there is know place to go, LET IT SNOW, LET IT SNOW, LET IT SNOW!!!

Mousefurs giving me a funny look right now. It might be because I sang that last part out loud. Okay then. I wish Fireheart would keep me warm thins winter! There seems to be little hope of that, I hear SANDPAW likes him. I can't believe it! Just Last moon she hated him! And, even though I've stuck with him ever since he came here, for better or for worse, in sickness or in health, in sadness and in joy, for richer or for poorer, wait where was I, oh right. Well, Firehearts bad taste in mates isn't my only problem right now. It's leaf bare, and ALL the plats freeze. Including CATNIP! What will I do! I have some saved up, but I'll run out eventually, and what then? This will be a rough Leaf bare, I'm already craving some. ARGH!!!!!!!!!

Sincerely,

Tigerclaw

Dear Diary,

I think I found the meaning of my life. I came to me when I was watching TV with the Rouges. There I was, sitting down, watching TV and suddenly a show comes on. Queer Eye for the Straight Guy. It. Was. Amazing. I mean, there we men, just like me and they were doing fashion stuff, FASION! A week ago it never would have even occurred to me and now after watching that show, as well as a What Not to Wear marathon I knew what I wanted to do with the rest of my life. Starting with our clan, I mean, I cannot believe some of the fashion don'ts I'm seeing here. I mean all you ginger tabby's out there, wake up, you should no NEVER to wear stripes with the color orange, and Bluestar, hello, gray is SO last season. I can see it now. Today our forest, tomorrow, the world!

Sincerely,

Tigerclaw