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Chapter 11:

Kagome was glad that she left two reincarnations to help out the allied shinobi forces. She knew that they were providing information to combat zetsu. And she was glad that the first reincarnation have not been awoken yet.

Kagome sighed leaning back on the warm rocks as Madara held her. Hidan left a while ago to go to the battle field with kakuzu, after a while kagome got out and Madara followed her, she dried off and put her kimono on and went over to the moniter room.

She saw down and blinked when she saw hoku in a battle along with the 7 swordsman of the mist.

She blinked again when she saw Kakashi talking to zabuza and hoku, she pressed her hand and went into the reincarnation of hers that was there in battle. This reincarnation was an exact copy of kagomes so when she went to it, she watched as Kakashi kept giving her a tortured look.

She was listening in on their conversation as zabuza stared at kagome, know it was the real one. Kagome smiled at him making him turn to the front glad for the bandages over his mouth and cheeks.

"tell me hoku.. is it true? About kagome?" kagome growled and used her ki to wrap around hokus mouth and hoku looked at kagome surprised, until realization dawned on him that it was the real kagome. He looked at Kakashi with a sad look in his eyes.

"HEY! WHY ARE YOU DOING THAT TO YOUR COMRADE!" sakura screamed at kagome as zabuza was laughing evilly "hoku talks to much" making hoku glare at him.

Than a sensory ninja pointed a finger trembling "its her vessal" he said pointing at kagome. A Hyuuga activated their byukugan and stared at kagome confirming her chakra networks and he nodded to Kakashi. "it is indeed her vessal" "Kakashi took a step back and shouted out "we must retreat, we cant handle both the 7 swordsman along with kagome" he said with dismay staring at kagome and the whole allied shinobi forces threw down smoke bombs and the smoke cleared to reveal Kakashi the only one standing there. Kagome knew that guy, lee, sakura and sai were in the forests waiting on Kakashi.

Kakashi took a step forward looking at kagome "where is she" he said quietly making kagome smirk "I was supposed to kill her, but I found a better use for her. She is an experiment for kabuto, this way she cannot die. She is a better replacement than yamato would have been" translation? I was ordered to kill her, I made her an experiment to save her, it was either have her die and yamato become the experiment or spare her life and take yamatos place.

"….. kagome….. are you really?" she heard Madara whisper in her mind 'tell him kagome' kagome nodded and smiled sadly "im having twins Kakashi" she said as she saw understanding in kakashis eyes "why are you doing all this kagome?" "because I have to" she said with resolve as haku threw senbons at Kakashi.

Kakashi dodged it and retreated into the trees to the rest of the allied shinobi forces.

She went back to the monitering room and blinked when she saw that she was on madaras lap, she looked at him "sorry, got tired of standing" he said making her sweat drop. "well…. It seems the allied shinobi forces know im pregnant now. Please explain why I told them?" she saw Madara smirk "because you are going out on the battle field soon kagome. I believe you may be the bargaining chip that draws out Naruto." He said putting his hands on her hips. "your impossible" she grumbled as they leaned close together while her reincarnation in the allied shinobi forces was watching the council over the new information.

Her and Madara pulled away as hidan opened the door and hidan, zabuza and hoku walked in.

Kagome looked at hidan with a pout "couldn't it wait until later!" she growled out as she fixed her kimono top, zabuza and hoku still saw her when her kimono was opened and Madara shifted in the seat, secretly teasing her.

"well…. I don't know, but these two demanded they see you" hidan said pointing at hoku and zabuza "we want to fight of our own free wills kagome, we can follow you and Madara, we will not allow ourselves to be controlled by kabuto" zabuza growled out and kagome said before letting her ki attack zabuza and hoku and they fell to the floor screaming.

"there, you guys are still reanimated. But you are no longer controlled by another being, and if I so choose to do it, I can control you guys. Happy?" she said grumpily as she leaned on madaras shoulder while he held her and watched the moniters.

"someones in a fucking rush" hidan said with his arms crossed and he saw zabuza and hoku bow to kagome "thank you kagome-sama" hoku said quietly "if it is okay with you kagome-sama, I wish to check over you again to ensure the twins are still fine before I make another batch of the tea for your morning sickness" he said while he was still bowing.

Kagome groaned "CANT YOU GUYS JUST GET THE FUCK OUT AND WAIT FOR ME!" she said making hidan walk out laughing hysterically as zabuza and hoku looked up in shock…. Than realization dawned on their faces and zabuza hardened feeling a spike of jealousy towards Madara as killing intent was directed towards Madara. Hoku however was beet red as he looked at anything but kagome.

Kagome shook her head growling as they were left alone in the room and she glared at Madara "tell me how the council meeting goes, I have some ninjas I need to bitch at." She said getting off and walking to the door making Madara pout at the moniters.

She went over to the living room where she felt the auras of zabuza, hoku and hidan. She walked in to see them arguing about who picks what to watch and hidan snorted "well that didn't take very long" he said raising an eyebrow at kagome making her glare at him "well sorry, but you guys sort of killed the mood." She said sitting down on the couch between hidan and hoku.

Hidan put his arms around kagome shoulders as she grabbed the popcorn that was on his lap "hey! Those are fucking mine!" hidan said making kagome elbow him "fuck! That hurts!" he said as kagome munched on the popcorn. Since hidan wasn't paying attention, hoku and zabuza did rock paper scissors to see who picks. Hoku won and they settled on a sort of tragic romance movie.

Usually movies like that didn't have any affect on kagome what so ever but she was sitting there crying about the movie while hidan looked at her weirdly "what the fuck is wrong with you now?" he said while wiping kagomes tears "im sorry" sniff "but its just so very sad" sob.

Hidan shook his head as hoku laughed at kagome "oh god, your doing the crying thing" kagome was sobbing as she said "im not doing the crying thing" zabuza just snorted as he sat bored throughout the movie.

By the end of the movie, kagome was leaning on hidans shoulder while hoku was laying his head on zabuzas lap as zabuza stared at the screen in a zombie like state. They watched the credits, when it finished hidan, kagome and zabuza dove towards the remote that was on the table. Kagome got to it first and jumped up "HA!" she said while doing a happy dance.

Zabuza shook his head at her antics "theres something seriously wrong with you" he said as kagome settled on a horror movie and her and hidan were watching the screen fixated on the bloody scenes.

They didn't notice hoku sneak away to make that batch of tea for kagome until Madara walked in "you know… its dinner time kagome" he said as he turned off the TV making hidan, kagome and zabuza groan. "IT WAS JUST GOING TO THE GOOD PART" kagome sobbed out trying to wipe her tears away.

Hoku walked in on kagome crying as Madara sweat dropped. Madara looked at hoku with an incredious look with his eyes asking 'whats with kagome?' hoku laughed and set down a dried baggy of tea leaves in front of kagome "it's the crying thing Madara" he said as kagome glared at hoku.

"its not the crying thing!" she sobbed out as hidan groaned and grabbed her, sitting on the couch turning on the TV as she sniffed and cuddled into his chest.

Kagome looked up at hidan with a sniff "you know, I hope they have your eyes" she said staring at hidans violet eyes with a dreamy smile. Everyone sweat dropped including hidan 'that was random' they thought as kagome munched on popcorn watching the movie.

Once it was finished Madara sighed "now will you make dinner?" he groaned out and kagome got up nodding almost aggressively. Madara chuckled as he saw hidan on the floor clutching his family jewels as zabuza was on the floor laughing. Hoku was blinking at hidan than kagome. She accidently kneed him on her way up.

Kagome skipped her way to the kitchen as Madara followed behind her shaking his head, poor hidan.

Kagome cut up fish and seasoned it as she set it to roast, she cut up veggies and green onions than fried it, frying potatoes with it and washing rice as the fish cooked.

Once the rice was done she set it aside to cool after fluffing it, she made a huge batch of dumplings than drooled as she made the sauce for it. On impulse she also made dangos and pouted when she took out the fish. She chopped up almonds and tossed it into the veggies before putting the food on the table.

Madara set green tea down for kagome and they all ate silently. "you know hn, it would be nice to fight with you kagome" Diedara said with a mouth full of fish.

Kagome was laughing at Kisame as he ate the fish and everyone sweat dropped after looking at her like she was crazy, everyone looked from kagome to Kisame eating fish and put there hands to their face in a face palm. The only one who didn't get what was so funny was Kisame.

Sasori shook his head at kagome as she struggled to calm down, laughing anew as she looked at Kisame.

After a while kagome was able to compose herself and finish eating, everyone finished eating while she was laughing but they were drinking their green tea sitting back in their chairs. Once kagome was done eating she went and got the dumplings and dango. Everyone drooled when they saw the dumplings AND dango.

She took a small serving plate for herself and put dumplings onto it for herself as she grabbed dango and sat back munching on it.

She was nibbling on it as she looked around. Hidan looked up and burst out laughing at the way kagome was nibbling her dango, everyone looked up at hidan and looked over at kagome before bursting out laughing too. Kagome pouted at them "whats so funny" she said obliviously as everyone shook their heads.

She rolled her eyes and started to go back to nibbling her dango stick making everyone try to hold in their laughter, she glared as she nibbled seeing their held breathes and red faces.

She finished her dango stick making everyone breathe out a sigh of relief before she munched on her dumplings.

Everyone finished up their desert and she saw them go about cleaning up as she put the last skewer down and sipped her green tea.

Everyone finished cleaning… but they didn't come out of the kitchen. She tried to lean over to look into the doorway only for Sasori to step out and block her line of sight with a surprisingly creepy smile. He usually looks hot when he smiles, but for some reason it just seemed creepy right now.

She looked at him with doubt as he inched forward preventing her from looking into the kitchen.

She glared at him for it and he laughed nervously "soo…" Sasori said quietly as hidan came out tackling Sasori from behind and leaning toward kagome with a glint in his eyes "you know kagome." Madara came out along with Diedara and they held something behind their backs as they inched forward also. "what the fuck are you guys planning now!" she screamed out making them take a huge step back with fear widening their eyes.

Just than Madara finally came out with a white cake with strawberries and sprinklers going off as they all screamed out "happy birthday!" she blinked. Than looked into her head seeing a mental calander. On the calander the date for that day was circled in red as it said "BIRTHDAY!" with swirlies going everywhere from it.

She blinked at them as they took put gifts for her and she grinned "aww you guys remembered" they all sweat dropped remembering what happened last year when they didn't remember kagome. She castrated hidan and threatened to do so to Madara.

Everyone else was poisoned by kagome that night as she went on a bloody rampage out of the base and growled about insensitive fucks.

Kagome looked at thee cake and she drooled as they set it on the table.

Kisame came out of the kitchen with ice cream too making kagome squeal.

Everyone held their hands to their ears at the high pitched sound as kagome pounced on the ice cream.

After a while they sweat dropped as she held her head and moaned out "brain freeze" after a little while she glared down at her bowl of ice cream before remembering the cake than she said "OH!" as she was going to get up only to knock madaras arm up… while he was holding a piece of cake for kagome.

She looked at Madara shocked as his arm went down with cake all over his face.

She was staring at Madara speechless as everyone looked on shocked. Before bursting out in laughter as kagome turned and fled from Madara who screamed at kagome running after her.

Hidan scratched his head "so does that mean we can eat the cake now?" making everyone fall over anime style.

A couple minutes later Madara came in holding a squirming kagome and he put kagome on the chair making her wince as she sat down gingerly.

Madara grumbled out "hidan, why don't you get her the cake this time?"

Madara smiled evilly as he watched hidan put cake on a plate and turn to give kagome it, only for obito to run inside and bump into him, hidans arm went down as he was staring at obito with murder written clear on his face.

Obito started screaming in tobis voice as he ran away and kagome growled "how hard is it to get a piece of fucking cake!" she said as she glared at everyone else.

Kisame came back with a stick and Diedara put a cake on a plate on the far side of the table and Kisame used the stick to push it over to kagome. Sasori sweat dropped as everyone sighed in relief.

Kagome dug into the cake with delight as Madara sad down on a chair next to her "kagome… will you marry me?" he asked holding out a ring with black gold and a black diamond in the center of gold vines.

Kagome choked on her cake and drank green tea to force down the cake and looked at Madara shocked. Hidan came over at his other side and held out a black diamond with a black diamond in the center of rose pettals. Kagome held out her hand speechlessly as Madara put the ring on first and hidan put his on her finger after Madara, they fit perfectly beside each other.

Kagome felt tears slide down her face as she tackled hugged hidan and Madara, everyone "aww"ed at them making them blush as they sat down quietly eating cake.

"you know kagome, you still didn't open our gifts" Sasori said pointing to a pile on the table making kagome blink "how did I not see that" she asked making everyone laugh.

Kagome grabbed a box from Sasori and she shook it making his eyes widen in alarm. Before kagome opened it and a wooden bracelet crawled up her arm and wrapped around her forearm, she screamed and tried to jump away making Sasori laugh "I would have warned you… but that would ruin my fun" he said with a smile closing his eyes.

Kagome looked at the wooden thing that wrapped itself around her forearm and gasped, it was beautiful. It was a black rose with golden vines and a dragon crouched on the rose. Kagome had the feeling that it was alive as the center of the rose pulsed with her heartbeat. "its dipped in poison" Sasori said making Madara and look at him in horror.

"of course with you being a miko, your not affected" he said glaring at the two guys as they sighed "everyone else would be dead within 15 mins" he said giving them a look. "you can also use it as a whip is you need to" kagome tackle hugged Sasori making hime wrap his arms around you "THANK YOU!" she said trying not to cry.

'oh god, the crying thing' they thought as kagome sighed as the feeling passed making them sweat drop. She went over and took a sip of her green tea as she took a box from Diedara and shook it gently making him jump up "I wouldn't do that" he cried in alarm making Sasori stare at him "please don't tell me its explosive?" he said making Diedara scratch his head with a nervous laugh.

Sasori shook his head as kagome opened the box and inside was a beautiful necklace of a butterfly. The butterfly was violet but its body seemed off. It had teeth that closed from the top to the bottom and she smirked "you made a miniature version of the mouths on your hands didn't you" she said and Diedara smiled proudly "this one doesn't need exploding clay though hn" he smirked.

Kagome put it on with a giggle as the teeth opened and everyone stepped back in horror. Including Diedara, the mouth closed and everyone put their hands to their chests clenching their hearts. "jesus fucking Christ Diedara! Why the fuck did you have to make that!" hidan screamed at Diedara.

Kagome ignored them and went over to a present from Kisame and shook it as Kisame leaned back in his chair. She opened it and inside were cuffed earrings with tear drops going down on a golden chain. There were wave formations that wrapped around kagomes lobe and she smiled up at Kisame "I love it" she said as she put it on and blinked at Kisame.

"uh…. Why is it pulsing with my heartbeat? Diedara and sasoris present I can understand" she said as Kisame smirked "I modeled it after samehada, it is connected to your miko powers so your barrier absorbs chakra just like samehada and gives it to you" Madara shook his head at everyone "DID EVERYONE GET HER WEAPONS FOR HER BIRTHDAY!" he growled out as everyone looked in every direction, but his.

Hidan smirked at Madara "face it, they know her just as well as we do" kagome does love getting new weapons.

Madara sighed and massaged his temple, he felt a headache coming on.

She took the last present off the table, it was from kakuzu. She opened it and "aww"ed at what was inside, inside it was a cute kitten that was stitched up just like kakuzu and around its neck looked like a collar but was stitched on masks, there were multiple stitched masks along the kittens neck and looked like the masks can shrink and accompany more. "do you like it?" kakuzu asked making hidan snort "you mean it doesn't have a fucking gender?" he said.

Kagome facepalmed as they went into a glaring match "what the fuck is it kakuzu?" Madara said, hoping that it wasn't just a useless pet for kagome.

"why im insulted that you don't know what it is" kakuzu said with a smirk at Madara.

"I made it from an improved version of my jutsu, the jutsu unfortunately only works on animals so I cant improve myself. Im working on it though" kagome coughed "right sorry I kinda… veered off for a moment there. Anyways it is something of my creation, the skulls on its neck is each individual hearts. It is just like I am, but it cannot die like hidan. I studied his religion and it didn't say that an animal cannot worship jashin. But since the animal is something of baser instincts, it does not know what worship is. So long as it causes blood and death, it can follow in the religion and follow the commandments."

He smirked at hidan "but the hearts are utilized for the jutsu in it. It can even come out in its own entity and use the chakra natures in it. It does not come out in the grotesque monsters that I make, it comes out as a shadow copy of the cat." Kagome stroked its tail and grinned with a blush "you even gave it more than one tail" she said dreamily as the cat jerked its 6 tails around.

She grinned "I know how you prefer your pets with more than one tail" kakuzu said making kagome laugh. "It even has a larger transformation of itself" kakuzu said proudly holding himself high with a smirk. "I suggest you don't let it transform here" he said looked at the dining area, it was a nice spacious area. Just not enough so to hold the akatsuki members along with zabuza and hoku.

Kagome held the cat to her chest, it was a smoky black and gray with a gray diamond on its forehead similar to kilalas but it seemed jagged. Its paws looked like it was dipped in blood and so did its tails. It had black flames leaking out from the corners of its eyes giving its eyes a smokey appearance. Its eyes was red.

It mewed making kagome scream and hold it to her chest tightly "oh my fucking god! I LOVE HER!" she screamed out as everyone felt sorry for it.

"I think ill name her… Freeya!" she grinned.

Zabuza threw a object at kagome and she caught it staring at it. She blinked, it was a black object that looked like a hilt but it had no blade, it had flames along it and she stared up at zabuza. "whats this?" she said.

Zabuza laughed making kagome pout. "concentrate your energy into it" she did and she jumped back as a black metal came out from the hilt and had flames traveling up its side, it was like a katana but wider and broader. Each side of the blade having flames "it has properties similar to my executioners blade. It drinks up blood and self regenerates. So it cannot be chipped or broken" he said crossing his arms over his chest as kagome grinned.

Zabuza threw a little holder for the hilt as kagome concentrated on retracting her energy from the blade and watched as it went back to its little hilt. And she tied the holder to her sash on her kimono and secured it into the holder. "thank you zabuza!" she said as hoku went forward with what seemed like a belly button ring. "oh no!" Madara said "shes not getting a piercing!" he said as kagome laughed and took the belly button ring. It was black with a blue flake going down on a short chain. The ball of the piercing was also a blue flake.

Hoku stuck his tongue out as kagome said "im getting my belly button pierced!" making Madara groan. Hoku went to kagomes side with a needle and alcohol swabs and disinfected the area before piercing her belly button. He watched on as the wound healed and he turned the needle to ensure that it was pierced and he took out the needle before putting her new button ring into it.

She stared at her belly button ring with a grin "its cute" she said as hidan stared at it. He nodded "it is as you would say, cute." Everyone laughed at the foreign word on hidans lips "don't fucking expect me to fucking say that word again!" he said crossing his arms.

"your button ring acts as a thermal agent on your body. Meaning the weather can be freezing and way below zero but with this on. your completely fine!" hoku looked up "though it does keep you cool on hot days too. It regulates your temperature" hidan looked at him "hey! Why don't you make one for me too!" he said thinking of how he wouldn't freeze his ass off ever again. "nope" hoku said with a smirk.

"me and kagome are the only ones with something like it. I wont even make one for zabuza" he said glaring at zabuza remembering how zabuza would always bitch about how hoku refuses to make him one after finding out about it.

Kagome giggled at it "I like it" Madara grumbled under his breath before saying "despite the fact that I don't like kagome having a piercing there. It is a useful thing" he said grudgingly.

Obito came forward and gave kagome a tongue piercing "oh no! SHES NOT GETTING A TONGUE PIERCING! I WAS OKAY WITH THE BUTTON PIERCING BUT THERES NO WAY SHES GETTING THAT!" Madara screamed out making obito scream and hide behind kagome.

"oniisan. Make him stop" obito said in tobis voice (you know I suspect that that is obitos actual voice. Idk, ill just refer to it as tobis voice) kagome crossed her arms and stood in front of obito glaring at Madara as she tapped her feet "what if I want a tongue piercing?" she said making Madara sigh in defeat as hidan took her into his arms.

He whispered huskily into her ears "I cant wait to find out what you can do with it" he said with a smirk at kagomes blushing face. Madara heard it and blushed also… maybe a tongue piercing wont be so bad.

Kagome smiled at hoku with puppy dog eyes as she handed him the piercing. He sighed and got another needle and a clamp "alright stick out your tongue" he said and he took kagomes tongue with a clamp, he stuck the needle into the whole in middle of the clamp as she pouted. Once the piercing healed he rotated the needle and confirmed that its good before taking the tongue ring from kagomes hand and putting it in place. He made sure to screw it on tighter than anything so it practically wielded itself together. he doesn't want her accidently swallowing the ball from the tongue ring.

Kagome stuck out her tongue and looked at the piercing, it was black with red flames on the ball down the rod and kagome suspected out onto the bottom.

She giggled "you know it feels weird" she said playing with the tongue ring. "I like it" she finally said after a couple minutes of playing with it.

She grinned at obito "thank you" she said softly as obito nodded at kagome "your welcome oniisan" he said.

Obito held up a finger and said in tobis voice "it acts as the akatsukis ring, but its not connected to anything else. It makes it easier for you to use telepathy and no one needs anything for you to speak into their minds. You can also hear thoughts if you concentrate on it." He said as Madara glared at obito "that's why you destroyed your ring, you were studying it!" he screamed out making obito hide behind kagome. "if it helps I can make tongue rings for everyone!" he cried out making kagome laugh as she looked at hidan and Madara "tobi, I doubt they would do it" she said challenging them.

It only made them puff up their chests "BRING IT ON!" they screamed as she looked at the other akatsuki memebers. Diedara, Sasori, Kisame, kakuzu, zabuza and hoku nodded "we will agree to get them" they said at the same time making kagome smirk at Madara "that means you cant back out now Madara" she knew that hidan would have no problem with getting one.

Zetsu came up from the floor behind kagome and placed his hand on kagomes throat as white and black zetsu spoke together in an incantation.

Kagome looked back with side eyes as she felt an ivy leaf form on her shoulder, with thorny vines wrapped around it "that's my present to you kagome" both zetsus said.

Kagome pulled her kimono back and stared at it "you gave me… a tattoo" she said slowly only for zetsu to shake his head "ney, I gave you a summoning" he said as kagome grinned and nodded. Zetsu threw up his arms shaking his hands back and forth as white zetsu said "DON'T USE IT IN HERE!" making kagome sweat drop.

They sat down and had more cake after the gifts as kagome smiles happily as she played with her tongue ring.

She put her hand to her necklace and concentrated on a shape, a butterfly came out of the butterfly and fluttered its wings. "SHIT HN!" Diedara screamed out as he took the butterfly and threw it out the window. Kagome accidently concentrated her chakra into the butterfly as she watched it flutter up into the skys towards the clouds she was staring at.

Than the butterfly promply exploded and took a whole field of trees with it, kagome sweat dropped. "WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU HN!" Diedara said as he pointed at the treess "THAT WAS FUCKING C4 HN!" he said as he pointed at kagomes necklace "I need to teach you how to use that thing hn!" he growled as kagome laughed nervously "sorry" she said scratching her head.

Diedara sighed "ill teach you how to use it after the party" he said as Freeya jumped on kagomes shoulder. She willed Freeya to split and she saw as one of the tiny masks glowed and floated off freeya and onto freeyas other side and a replica of freeya with a yellow diamond on its forehead formed.

Kakuzu smirked at kagome "you're a fast learner" he said as kagome stared at the replica and she willed the replica back into freeya as freeya mewed. The replica shrunk into a ball of light and went back onto freeyas neck.

"you don't need to worry about replacing the hearts, the cat already knows how to do it" he said with a grin.

Kagome put her hand to the band on on her upper forearm and stared at one of the akatsuki members "I need a practice dummy" she called out sweetly making everyone fall over anime style "LEARN HOW TO USE IT ON AN ENEMY!" Sasori screamed making kagome laugh.

Kagome called forth her barrier and watched as she felt a change in it as she concentrated on stealing. The barrier turned blue and she accidently let it hover too close to tobi as he fell to his knees screaming "damnit kagome learn to control how strong you are using it!" Kisame screamed as kagome sweat dropped "sorry, first time" she said.

Madara took kagome into his arms pinning her arms to her sides "no more testing out your presents, at least indoors anyways. And make sure all of us is at least behind something when you test it." He said making kagome glare at him.

Madara chuckled as she stuck her tongue out at him. He leaned down and captured her tongue in his mouth and proceeded to play with the tongue ring and groaned. He did like it.

Kagome pouted up at him "that was a cheap trick Madara" she turned to the akatsuki group with a grin "so… who wants to help me with my new presents" she watched with a sweat drop as everyone fled the room with some excuse about having to do something. Even tobi ran away!

The only one left was her and hidan "you better fucking make it up to me!" he growled out at kagome making he grin happily as she leaned towards him with a husky voice "anything for you hidan" making him blush as she smirked and they walked out of the akatsuki base and onto the field outside.

First kagome brought up her shield and had a mild power in it as she made it invisible to the naked eye, she took off her whip and she had her necklace spit out small bird explosives that were flying at hidan and exploding as she used the whip to try to slash at him.

Hidan kept trying to dodge, but since he was practically immortal, he was not killed when her whips slashed into him. Or when the explosions sent him into trees.

Kagome took out her sword from zabuza and charged at hidan as her necklace ceased the explosives and her whip wrapped around her wrist, everytime she slashed her sword at hidan and he dodged he had to dodge the whip on the other side, her whip working as an extension of her arm.

His cloak was torn up very bad as blood poured out onto the field due to the slashes he was getting from the whip and the sword. He wanted to think it was his imagination whenever he heard kagomes sword hum when she stopped moving long enough to hear it.

After kagome cut off hidans arms and had her whip around his throat he finally swore "fuck baby! That fucking hurts!" he said as he looked down at his arms "cant you be a little more fucking gentler? Its not like shit will hit the fan if you fucking hold back." kagome sweat dropped and walked over to hidan, when kagome came close he felt his energy leaving him and kagome saw him eventually fall to his knees "right! My barrier!" she cried out and let her barrier drop.

She sweat dropped as she hurt "fucking dipshit" and she took hidans arms and used her ki to reattach it.

Once it was back in the place it was supposed to be she yelped as hidan took her and threw her on the ground beneath him and started kissing her furiously.

She squirmed against him as in the base Madara was writing up a report on what was happening in the allied shinobi forces and on the battle field for kagome to read. He still didn't want her back in the moniter room just yet. Especially with what was going on in the forces. It seems that zetsu does a pretty damn fine job in watching the shinobi forces.

(Madara doesn't know that the ones he was watching he thought was zetsu was really a reincarnation kagome made to help the shinobi forces) out on the field kagome was leaning against hidan as he didn't have his cloak on. they were laying on it watching the sky as the clouds drifted by. "you know I actually really fucking like your new piercings" hidan said quietly making kagome blush.

After a while they both sigh and got up getting dressed before making their way into the akatsuki base. They walked into the living room where everyone was arguing over who gets to watch what. After kagome walked in she said "your presents are amazing, and it works very well with my powers and stradegys but… I don't like being over powered… so I may or may not use it very often." She said making everyone gasp at her "damnit kagome whats with you and trying to give everyone a fighting chance hn?" Diedara said after everyone recovered.

Kagome rubbed her temple than smirked "im the birthday girl, I get to pick what we watch!" everyone pouted than they looked at each other, suddenly everyone yelled out "I GET TO PICK WHAT WE WATCH NEXT!" making kagome bring up her barrier and everyone almost passed out from the exhaustion and she said sweetly "lets just watch the movie first, argue after" she smirked as everyone nodded in a zombie like state. She let the barrier release the energy and she watched as everyone went back to normal.

She sighed and looked through the movies and choose a horror movie with a giggle. "ONIISAN! TOBIS GOING TO HAVE NIGHTMARES AGAIN! TOBIS BEEN A GOOD BOY!" tobi screamed out in horror as Diedara burst out laughing "whats wrong scaredy cat hn?" he said looking at tobi challengingly.

Kisame put his hand to his face and groaned as Madara held kagome.

Hidan pouted at them as Madara glared "mine" he said stubbornly and their interaction ended up with them kicked off the couch and onto the floor leaning on pillows as they munched on popcorn and drank soda.

Kagome was leaning against hoku almost dozing off, she jerked awake as Sasori poked her. She pouted at Sasori and he rolled his eyes before moving to pick her up. Since everyone was paying attention to the movie they didn't notice Sasori and kagome leave. Especially with the screaming that was going on in the screen. Sasori brought kagome over to her room and tucked her into bed.

"night Sasori" she mumbled out as she rolled over drawing the blanket close to her form and smiled feeling that the button ring really does work, she was comfortably warm and no matter how much she cuddles deep into the sheets and blankets she doesn't over heat.

She loves her present from hoku, but she was afraid to test it out in cold temperatures, she never liked the cold. Which made it annoying because Madara loved the snow. And hidan found freezing a victim with dry ice a nice form of torture.

She found both those two to be fucking twisted, and they call her crazy? She giggled remembering how hidan was the first time they met and how they been towards each other for a while. And she blushed when she remembered that day in the collection agency like a long time ago.

She pressed her hand to her lips as she felt herself squirm in bed and pout up at the ceiling.

Deciding to keep her mind off things she decided to choose to think of how she cant wait to go back into the moniter room, and Madara also didn't tell kagome about what was happening while kagome wasn't keeping an eye on things. She also needs to get information on kabuto from obito.

She wanted to have information against kabuto, she also wanted to find kabutos weaknesses and strengths if she wanted to keep kabuto around. She didn't like the fact that kabuto was… not himself. Especially since orochimaru was practically taking over his body. Even after death!

It was gross.

She shuddered 'not as gross as watching zetsu eat dead bodies, but still gross' she thought.

Than she thought of how the allied shinobi forces may be. She was wondering if Kakashi was okay, and what Kakashi was feeling right now. Especially with the news that she gave Kakashi, she wondered if Kakashi knew that it may be a long time before he sees his kagome. Hopefully after the war the reincarnations are all still alive.

Kagome drifted off into sleep and saw herself floating underneath a moon. She felt like there was a warm current underneath her like an oocean, but she drew her hand out and she felt nothing.

Suddenly she saw the moon turn red and form some formations on it, I guess this is a nightmare that the allied shinobi forces have. She smirked as she heard the command on the genjutsu and she felt that everything will be fine.

Kagome woke up and stretched in bed, she put her hands to both her sides and she looked up seeing hidan snoring as Madara was staring down at her with his sharinggan. "you know im kind of hoping the twins don't have the sharinggan." Kagome said with a yawn making Madara look at her slightly offended.

Kagome shrugged at him "im sorry, but if they don't have the sharinggan than we can tell them that they are a higurashi. And not an uchiha, you can leave your past behind Madara. Me you and hidan can make a like together.

Hidan would never be able to make himself forgettable due to the fact that he worships jashin, a god who demands death, destruction and blood. Anything that isn't any of those is a sin to hidan. So with him it will never be a quiet life."

Kagome smilled almost happily "it would be nice, especially since hidan is something that I allow myself to finally enjoy" she looked at hidan blushing "and Madara, your past. Its unforgivable. Your actions are something that would completely label you wanted a man." She looked up at Madara who nodded at kagome "I understand baby. I really do" he leaned down and kissed her.

"if you understand than im happy. Because if you understand than you can think about it. Just promise me youll think about it" kagome said as she snuggled against Madara, she was laying on her side holding madaras arm as hidan yawned and stretched.

Kagome looked over and kissed hidan as soon as his eyes opened "good morning fucker" she said with a smirk as hidan spanked her.

Madara got up shaking his head as he made his way to the bathroom. He relieved himself and brushed his teeth before walking back into the room. Kagome and hidan were still trying to wake themselves up, he sighed as he saw kagome start to drift off to sleep again. It seems that lately pregnancy has completely sapped her energy, and when her energy goes. Surprisingly hidans goes as well. Since Madara is used to the mating mark they have, he is used to feeling tired.

Madara pressed his hand to his neck were the mating mark was with a sigh before lying in bed. They are all to tired for this.

o.o.o.o.o.o.o.o.o

its not hard to be a nice person. If you see a person who needs help with groceries or something than by all means, help them.

At work today I saw two guys who were trying to bring groceries over to a truck. I thought of helping them, but I watched hoping I would see the guy with his pants hanging around his ass trip. Its safe to see I am not a good person. Please, Don't be like me *sweat drop*