Well being the idiot i am i was watching Cry Plays... and then remembered i hadent written this yet... *Feacepalms* Well this took me 30 minutes...
Warnings- ,... Russia i guess
I dont own Hetalia
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Chapter 12: ... um... i donno
With Hungary and Scotland-
"You are crazy" Scotland deadpanned.
Hungary hit him with her frying pan.
"Fuck." Scotland cradled his head. "That hurt."
"It was meant to." Hungary hit him again.
"I hate that pan"
Hungary held the pan out. "My pan hates you too."
"Since when does a pan feel?" Scotland looked at the pan with distaste.
"He can!" Hungary defended and hugged her frying pan.
"Since when is it a he?! It has no dick." Scotland stood up only to be hit again with Hungary's frying pan.
"You are going to hurt his feelings." She turned on her heel and walked away once again.
"Oh great." Scotland sighed and followed her.
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With Japan and Greece-
"Greece-san?" Japan gently tapped Greece's shoulder.
He stirred slightly.
Japan tried again. "Greece-san?"
"What...?" Greece drawled.
"Shouldn't we be fighting?" Japan politely asked.
"I... don't feel like... it..." Greece yawned and pet the cat on his head.
"But, we are playing in the war right?" Japan looked towards the other aisles. "Like this we are going to be caught and shot."
"I want... to sleep..." Greece then passed out again.
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With Estonia, Poland and America-
"Shit dude!" America struggled against Poland's grasp.
"NOT UNTIL YOU APOLOGIZE TO THE CLOTHES!" Poland's voice came out low and demonic.
"I-i'm sorry clothes!" America wailed.
Poland switched back to normal and let America go. "Good. Now I need to find a new skirt!"
Poland skipped off, leaving a dazed America and shocked Estonia.
"What just happened?" Estonia pushed up his glassez. You know with a z because Estonia is that awesome.
"I have no idea dude." America sunk to the ground. "What the fuck happened to Poland? One second he was worrying about his clothing and then the next he goes all murderous!"
"Strange." Estonia agreed.
"Not cool dude!"
Estonia looked in the direction that Poland left in. "We might as well go after him."
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With Latvia and Liechtenstein-
"Hey Latvia?"
Latvia turned to Lilly. "Y-yes?"
"Should we go and see if we can get any other teams out?" Liechtenstein questioned.
"W-well we could." Latvia replied.
"Yay!" Liechtenstein smiled. "Where should we head?"
Latvia paused and thought. "W-we could go to t-to aisle 20."
"What is aisle 20?" Lilly cocked her head to the side.
"I-i donno." Latvia shrugged.
-time skip 5 minutes at aisle 20-
"Th-this is a fire extinguisher aisle?" Latvia hid behind a rather large extinguisher. Lilly crouched next to him.
"Seems like it, Japan and Greece are here." Liechtenstein looked at the two.
Latvia nodded and tapped his Nerf Gun.
Lilly nodded.
They raised their Nerf Guns and aimed. Carefully avoiding the cats of course. They fired.
Japan and Greece were out.
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With Canada and Russia-
"U-um..." Canada looked away from Russia.
"No matter da? Matvey can help me kill other teams." Russia smiled before throwing Canada over his shoulder and walking off.
They ended up in the cooking section for some unknown reason.
Russia had a meat knife in his hand and looked a lot more than scary. Canada shivered and backed up a bit.
"Aw it shouldn't have a gender!" They heard a distinct Scottish voice complain.
Russia pushed poor Matt down and hid behind an oven. "Shoot him da?"
"B-but I can't sh-shoot my own uncle, e-eh!" Canada pleaded.
"Fine then da? I will." Russia took the Nerf gun from Canada's hands and held it up. "Over here Scotland~" Russia called before Koling.
As soon and Scotland turned around he got a face full of darts.
"Shit Russia!" He was knocked out by a frying pan.
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