Hello my Rainbow Cats! Thanks for the warm welcome back! So I was going through reviews-Your reviews mean a lot to me so I read every one. I've read all 40 of them. On one story I have 106 and I've read all of them too. I LOVE reading the reviews. They give meaning to my days and days to my life, or something like that- and I found one from a Spottedmist:

What the heck is this?

Well Spotted there are 2 things I have to say: I LOVE YOUR PROFILE PIC, and to answer your question this is a story about cats and cake: the 2 best things in the world, unless you're allergic to milk, or cats, or both, which would be really unfortunate. I'll make you some allergen free cake if you are. To be honest this is more of just something I put together because I got bored and some how it took off. Now it is my life, or something like that.

I hope this answered your question! (It probably didn't)


Between all the fourth wall breakage and Yo Mama jokes it was impossible to keep the whole event quiet from them. Every creature in the forest did their best to safe guard the events in the forest but with every dam there are cracks. It doesn't take long for some cat like them to exploit those cracks for information and use it to their advantage. Of course, we're talking about the Dark Forest.

The blood red waters glinted menacingly. The dark trees towered over the mass of dark warriors. Dark Forest is like heck for bad cats. So the darkest of the evilist of the most foul septic tank of scum and creatures cats can deem catkind reside their, but you'll learn more about them later. All you need to know is that Tigerstar is there, making it not a very good tourist spot.

"We must use this confusion to attack!" Yowled Tigerstar. After learning about the Moon pirate attack and the fourth wall breaking again he had called an emergency Dark Forest meeting to discus possible ways to use this. The other dark forest warriors nodded. "We can slip in, do our job and no one need ever know until we can reclaim our rightful place in the forest!"

"Wait," Came a timid mew. Tigerstar couldn't identify it from any of the other voices in the swarm of congregated nasties so he looke din the direction of the voice and hoped he didn't look stupid. "If we attack won't they notice? I mean, it's not like we can pull of a full scale take over and completely murder everyone without any cat noticing."

"You raise a point," Tigerstar pondered. "A point I have already thought over. We will be in disguise!" Tigerstar actually hadn't thought of this point at all, he made up the whole disguise thing on the spot. He hoped he sounded competent enough for everyone to buy it and they'd worry about it later.

"A disguise of what?" Came another yowl.

"A muffin!" Cried one cat.

"No! We need to go as dogs!"

"That's stupid and so are you!" Retorted one cat, hissing at the mere suggestion of a dog disguise. "We need to go as fairies! Every cat loves fairies!"

Every cat just stared at him oddly as a dead silenced hush fell over the crowd.

"No!" Tigerstar responded trying to reign in the attention of his subordinates. "We will go as cakes!"

From behind him he heard Mapleshade slap her face with her paw and mutter "Here we go again."

"Cakes." Mapleshade said as they were padding back to base. "You want to shove us in colorful sugar filled gluten sacks and expect us to take over the entire forest? Have you even stopped to think about what could happen if the cats eat it? Do you remember last time sugar came down into the Dark Forest?"

Tigerstar shuddered at the memory of sugar high cats going insane as they raced around the forest screeching their jaws off. It had taken weeks for everyone to beat the crash that came afterwards. And an entire series just to clean up the forest for their big debut. Sugar had become a banned substance in the forest since but rumor had it that there were a few dealers that could hit your up with a pack if you had a good sized rat or something for trade.

"We won't use actual cakes then." Tigerstar told her. "What do we have in our vast supply of things the fans have sent us?"

Mapleshade thought for a second. "Uh, a lampshade, 3 Santa suits, and a stick, a broken stick to be exact."

"Oh," Tigerstar meowed, his voice falling. "I thought we'd have more."

"Well sir," Mapleshade sighed. "There's only so many main characters you can kill off and get a good haul from fans."

"Drat." Tigerstar spat. "Just when we actually needed stuff and it's not like we can just go up there and slip into a convenience store."

"We'll have to make do with what we have." Mapleshade mewed. Mews are supposed to be cute, but Mapleshade's mews sounded like darth vader running through a cactus forest while the gorund is covered in glass and it is raining glitter. In otherwords it sounded menacing.

"No!" Tigerstar said. "I have an idea!"

"Please don't." Mapleshade moaned.

"TO THE INTERNET!" Yowled Tigerstar.


SO that's it for today! OR IS IT? O.o

Review! Fav! Whatever!

I am starting a question of the day! Please answer it!

QOTD: What's your favorite kind of cake?

Also if you have a QOTD you'd like me to ask everyone tell it to me and not only will I answer it but I will put it in here for everyone to answer!

My Answer to this: Chocolate cake with buttercream icing. I LOVE BUTTER CREAM. Everyone is all in love with vanilla or chocolate or that weird tasting icing on store bought cakes. When you think about it that icing tastes really bad but at the same time it is sugary goodness. WHY?!


A Message from Tigerstar

Dear readers of this fine fan fiction! We, the dark forest warriors, need your help getting the supplies we need to take over the forest! Please send us what you want in the reviews and we'll will use it to the best of our cake making ability. Which is not a very good one because cats can't decorate cakes. Well, one of our warriors used to be a kitty pet and he lived with a baker so he knows a few things but really that's it.

With love (URK!)

-Tigerstar