Dear fred and george My question is this " What is the best way to get back on a teacher's daughter Bryan Patrick Evans
who ratted her own boyfriend out"
Bryan,
Ahh, these are our favorite type of questions! Right you are, Fred. There are two approaches that you can take for this. One: Make her look bad in front of her creepy teacher/ parent. Don't just simply rat her out for something, nobody likes tattles. Right, but discreetly bring up something bad she did, or something of that sort. This is your most practical option. But definitely not the funnest! That's true. Of course it is, Georgie. Two: So the best way to get back at somebody who screwed you over, is pranking them! Sure, this won't get them grounded for a month. It might even get you in trouble if your not sneaky enough. But it will be worth it! Have you tried dating on of her friends? That'll grind her gears. Then you can get dirt on her and expose her to the- unless her friends are unattractive. How about love note from the most poplar guy in school in her locker, telling her to meet him at blah blah blah…These are rubbish. Completely. Our apologies, we've never had to come up with pranks where we couldn't use magic before. You could always pour bleach on her grass. That stuff will never come out! Or create a fake email address and send her a virus. We can give you the link if you like. Then her computer will crash, and teacher/parent will be pissed cause they have to pay for it! You could also write her phone number on the walls in the boys bathroom, this will stir up a lot of trouble. Or we could always send you a skiving snack box or a few nosebleed nougats. If none of these work, feel free to ask for more, and we'll look into some better approaches.
Good luck and happy pranking!
Fred and George
Dear Ginny, my question if you could have revenge on a ex boyfriend who would it be and bryan
why
Dear Bryan,
It would definitely have to be Dean Thomas. Though I haven't had many boyfriends, he was the only one that I've had a messy break up with. I would get revenge because he is bitter and foul and humiliated me in front of the entire school. He broke up with me in front of everybody just moments after I dumped him. So I looked like the pathetic one! But I did get my revenge. I jinxed him with my bat boogey hex, and he was in the hospital wing for three weeks (;
Love,
Ginny
Dear Ginny, About a year ago I fell for a boy, but he got a girlfriend and he's still with Sincerely, 3NDC
her...it's been almost a year. I love him a lot and I've tried to stop, but I
can't seem to. I want to hope for the best, but I'm tired of hurting when I
see them together and I'm afraid that things might never work out for us. I
know that you waited several years for Harry and you didn't give up on him
even when he was going out with other girls (like Cho). But is there a point
when it's best to give up and let go of a boy you love if he is with someone
else and only seems to see you as a friend? If so, what is the best way to do
that? And in retrospect, do you regret dating all those other boys, even
though deep down inside you loved Harry all that time? If you had to do it
again, would you do anything differently? Sorry for all the questions. :P
Dear 3NDC,
Ohh, I see your dilemma. Well if you've already tried to let go of him, and couldn't, chances are your not going to be able to any time soon so that option's out. What you need to do is win him over. You don't control who you fall in love with, it's fate. So if you can't move on, then maybe you are meant to be. You just need to make him see that. I never gave up on Harry, because I knew he was confused and hormonal and didn't know the slightest thing about girls. I don't regret dating anyone else, because Harry never left my mind or heart anyway. I mostly used them to make him jealous, and I know that sounds awful, but it did work! I wouldn't change a thing.
I know you hope for the best, but hoping isn't going to get you anywhere. You need to take action. Have you ever tried breaking them up? Discreetly, of course. Don't let them know it was you. Or simply be more forward with him. Does he know you like him? That can totally change the game. As for getting over him, my only tip is to find a new guy and try to love him, but it's hard then it sounds. Remember, you can't choose who you love. It's not your mind that decides, it's your heart.
Love,
Ginny
Dear Draco, A random question: do you find blondes or brunettes more attractive? (I ruled Curious, 3NDC P.S. - I think you're extremely sexy ;)
out redheads since you show such distate for the Weasley family.)
Dear 3NDC,
I prefer brunettes, although I've dated some blondes too. (That was clever, because yes, I do hate gingers.)
Sincerely,
D. Malfoy
P.S. Thanks, love!
Dear Draco Malfoy, No need to call me mudblood just yet, I'm half blood for your information! Anyway, I would just like to point out to you that you have a PATHETIC idea of what If you consider that good, you clearly don't have high expecatations. :( It shouldn't be about whether there pureblood or not but by what they do. If being a pureblood in the wizarding world was measured by kindness, you'd be Siriusly -.- Just wanted to say that to you, malfoy. Wait till your father hears about this, huh? Bet you guys don't even know what human rights are -.- With "love", SHP Just an idea: Maybe if you treated some people nice they'd actually like you
filthy blood is. I think filthy blood is blood that run through families full
of death eaters! - fold arms in distaste-
a speck of dust :)
-_-
SHP,
Good, your blood status is slightly more tolerable. Though you obviously don't have the slightest idea about polluted blood. Death Eaters are purebloods, and have the highest honor given. Mudbloods decend from filthy muggles, therefore, they are contaminated with their filth. Their magic is a truly undeserved gift. I think squibs are even better then them. I don't have time for your childish insults, go and save a hippogriff or something. And yes, he will hear about this. I wonder if you're a registered halfblood. If not, you'll have some serious trouble with the ministry. And no, I don't know what rights muggles have, I would have touched a house elf before taking that fail of a class, Muggle Studies.
D. Malfoy
P.S. I respect those who deserve it.
Dear Ginny, I have been in love with my friend, but he likes another girl. I wonder if he Love and Thanks, Leda
will ever notice i like him. At this moment what do i do? Go and pull a
lavender? Or...What?
Dear Leda,
Hmm..I see your problem. First of all, boys are oblivious morons. If you ever want him to notice how you feel, you need to be upfront with him. He won't just pick up on little hints like we hope, he needs to be told. But whatever you do, by ALL means, do NOT ever ever ever ever ever pull a 'Lavender'! Nobody likes a clingy freak stalker chick. So, I'll help with you 'or what'. Firstly, you need to break them up, and then show him you're interested. Or, you could reverse the order. If he feels the same way about you, he'll leave her for you. The important thing is that you bring it to his attention that you like him. If he never knows, nothing will ever progress.
I hope this helped.
Love,
Ginny
Dear Ron, Actually I do collect the cards. I have over 50, I think. But Half of them are And thanks for the complement. I actually am like Hermione in some ways. Thanks, Your Hermione-like fan, Read-a-holic
Dumbledores. I just wish I could get Agrippa. Do you happen to have one?
Dear Read-a-holic,
Cool! And yeah, most of them are always him. I happen to have 2
Cornelius Agrippa's. He was that German wizard, I think. You can have one if you like, I have all of them.
Your welcome, I'm sure she'd be delighted to hear that.
You're very welcome,
Ron
