Dr. Capt. Julia H. Watson
By Rurple101
CHAPTER 12: Life With The Detective
The Personal Blog of Capt. Dr Julia H. Watson
BLOG ENTRY: Life with the Detective
You would have thought that after you've solved a case someone then you'd be able to learn more about them. Somehow with Sherlock Holmes, that seems doubtful.
Maybe that's because there are so many sides you can view him from…which could be the side which dislikes him as you're upset/embarrassed/angered at his deduction of your clothes, facial expressions and posture.
To me, I find Sherlock is brilliant yet amazingly ignorant of what he says; he says he's a "high functioning sociopath" but even then, I think he pretends not to be human…when that's impossible.
Either way, living with him is hectic, anyone who volunteered for that outrageous excuse of a drug's bust (I'm still angry about that for anyone who is keeping up) will know that the flat is home to what Sherlock calls 'experiments'.
I'm scared to put food in that fridge after I discovered (forgetting that I live with a mad-scientist) first hand that there were HUMAN FEET in the vegetable drawer. Not very healthy to munch on.
To be frankly honest; life with Sherlock, means I'm never bored…and usually wary when he's bored. He woke me up in the middle of the night, to play his violin, but he did warn me about that before. What he didn't mention, was that his favourite way of passing time bored, is finding my gun and shooting the smiley face on the wall.
You can only guess my reaction (as a former army doctor) was. Let me just say that it didn't go down too well for either of us. And that's all I'm saying on the matter.
COMMENTS (22)
Sammy Watson: Did you give him the whole 'you are a complete *&^%$&%' speech that you gave me?
Julia Watson: Hmm, compared to that speech, he got off easy.
Mycroft Holmes: How quickly you learn to observe and document my brother, Dr Watson, did you deny payment and dish the dirt for charity?
Julia Watson: Why are you reading my blog? And I'm not a snitch, this is for me, and I've broken into writing what happens, Mycroft.
Mrs Hudson: What did he do to my wall?
Sherlock Holmes: Interesting evaluation of life Julie, I hope you're not going to publish this into a novel.
Sammy Watson: This Sherlock sounds interesting, Big Sis, I wanna meet him!
Julia Watson: Sam, grow a pair, seriously, you're 24 now.
Mike Stafford: You should be a writer though Julia, I remember the reports and reviews you used to do at university.
Julia Watson: I forgot about those, I wonder if I still have my notes.
Mike Stafford: Notes?
Julia Watson: Oh, I had un-published notes about other things I'd written, or I'd have written an original piece but realised that it was three times too long. Typical me; well how I used to be. How nostalgic.
Sherlock Holmes: Boring, where's the gun?
Sammy Watson: Seriously, this guy is a legend.
Julia Watson: Stop spying on me you little douche, and go apologise to Clara.
Sammy Watson: Make me.
Julia Watson: Ooh, you really shouldn't have said that. Seriously Mycroft, you should see my sibling rivalry.
Sherlock Holmes: You're childish.
Mycroft Holmes: So are you, dear brother.
Sherlock Holmes: How's the diet?
Mycroft Holmes: It's fine. Now enough of this…appealing trivia, I have work to do.
Sherlock Holmes: Don't start a war now Mycroft, you know what it does for traffic.
